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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:54 pm    Post subject: dinner and sex Reply with quote

A guy's girlfriend calls him and asks him to join her parents for dinner for that night. It would be the first time he would be meeting her parents, so he hesitates. She insists and says that if he meets up with her parents, they would have sex for the first time afterwords.

Excited, the guy agrees and then heads over to a pharmacy to buy some condoms. "Give me your biggest and best pack of condoms, I'm gonna have a lot of wild sex with my girlfriend tonight," he says. The pharmacist looks at him and hands him a box of condoms.

Afterwords he heads to his girlfriend's house. She opens the door for him and leads him over to the dinner table. As soon as he sees her parents he sits down and starts praying. His girlfriend says, "I didn't know you were religious." He answers, "I didn't know your father was a pharmacist."
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol I saw that coming as soon as you mentioned the pharmacist
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol I also saw that comin, I think I heard that somewhere actually.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i didnt think it was funny
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ryu may think. but he dont know what a condom is.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

so? whoever said this was about Ryu?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I don't have one at the moment (well, actually I have, but I don't know if I may post it).
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i mean ryu hayabusa in da game
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol...
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ryu hayabusa hes cool Cool Cool
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Muramasa>>>>>>>>>>>>Ryu
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

???
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

what? Muramasa is better than Ryu.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 10:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you know that the name muramasa is from a cursed sword much like the kitetsu huh.
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