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Ninjilla
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

heres my idea

*end of chap. 1*

ryu starts heading 2wards the doorway out of the dojo thing that murai is in and slams in2 the door

murai: u ok? ya might wanna try opening it next time Wink
ryu: yeh sure w/e

ryu opens the door and heads out thru the NF and that till he gets 2 that broken bridge (the 1 with the life of the god). he notices an enemy on the other side and tries 2 flying shallow em. but right when hes jumping off he realises his DS is only lvl 1. all of a sudden chuck norris comes out
and roundhouse kicks ryu in an attempt 2 get him across the bridge. instead ryu then goes FLYING clear around the world 10 times (and saying about 7 kinds of swear words) finally landing head first back on the side of the bridge he tried 2 jump off.

chuck norris: woops
ryu: ... ugh thats the LAST time i'm using geico




not my best but still lol
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Illmatic wrote:
*Chapter 12 or 13*

*Ryu walks into Muramasa's shop*
Ryu: You're still open?
Muramusa: Ahhhhhhhhhh....let me see that sword you have...
*Ryu hands him the sword*
Muramusa: Ahhhhhhhhhh....(gives speech about the True dragon sword)
*Muramusa puts sword under his desk*
Ryu: Now give it back
Muramasa: Give what back.


LOL!<- Real Life! that was a good one!Evil
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeh that 1 was FUNNY!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here is another one of my classic peices of crap

*Ryu has killed Alma and her head exloded*
*Rachel has come in and doesnt kick Alma*
Rachel: Alma, do you need some shampoo, I...oh
Alma: Sister, you know my hair was the most inpotant think to me! And look at what this damn ninja did, he made my head exlode.
Rachel: RYU!!! WHY ARE YOU SUCH A MONSTER!!
Ryu: She attacked first!
Alma: I was just showing you my hair!
Ryu: Wait, did you say your sister was a feind? EH?
Rachel: I didnt finish, her hair was fiendishly hot.
RYu:... WHAT ABOUT DOKU! Didnt he make her a fiend?
*Doku appears*
Doku: No, I tought her about hair, you little stupid silly pie *tee hee*
RYu:...
Rachel: Come on guys, lets go, we dont need this stupid little ninja
Alma: Cry Baby
Doku: . . . He is fiesty though...
Rachel and Alma: . . .
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That muramasa one was the funniest

I laughed all day by that

'Give what back?' Laughing

Heres another:

Ryu makes it to the core:
he then sees marbus and fights all his minions
Marbus:Thats it! Its time to take you on personally!
*TV turns on and its on Seinfeld*
Marbus:Ooh!Ooh! My shows!
Ryu:want me to get the popcorn?
Marbus:Yes hurry!
Ryu gets popcorn and sits next to Marbus on his couch
Then they both lived happilly ever after.
*laughs in the background by Ryu and Marbus*

Not a good one but i hope you like it Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ninja of Sorrow wrote:
That muramasa one was the funniest

I laughed all day by that

'Give what back?' Laughing

Heres another:

Ryu makes it to the core:
he then sees marbus and fights all his minions
Marbus:Thats it! Its time to take you on personally!
*TV turns on and its on Seinfeld*
Marbus:Ooh!Ooh! My shows!
Ryu:want me to get the popcorn?
Marbus:Yes hurry!
Ryu gets popcorn and sits next to Marbus on his couch
Then they both lived happilly ever after.
*laughs in the background by Ryu and Marbus*

Not a good one but i hope you like it Wink


Continuing from "Ooh! Ooh! My shows!*

Ryu: .... aren't we supposed to fight or something?
Marbus: Shut up! Seinfeld is on! *watches*
Ryu: But-
Marbus: Quiet!
*ryu sighs and sits down**time passes*
Marbus: Wow, that was great!
Ryu: *stands* Are we going to fight now?
Marbus: Not now, Friends is on!
Ryu: But-
Marbus: Shut up!
Ryu: But-
Marbus: Get out of my house, you insolent ninja!
Ryu: But to do that... I kinda have to kill you....
Marbus: What?! Why?
Ryu: To get the statue...
Marbus: *holds up statue* Oh, this old thing? You can have it. Never liked it much anyway. Far too depressing.
Ryu: Um.... thanks?
Marbus: Here, catch! *throws it really fugging hard*
Ryu: *gets hit by statue* Ow. *dies*
Marbus: .... Ooo look! Surviver is on!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why does everybody 'continue' my scenes???

oh well

They should of made a show called

Ryu & friends

Cool
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They continue them for the continueal value Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ninja of Sorrow wrote:
Why does everybody 'continue' my scenes???

oh well

They should of made a show called

Ryu & friends

Cool


Well... if by 'everybody' you mean me.....

because I'm a talentless hack who's jacking your material and making 'improvements' cause i'm not cool enough to make something completely original up anymore (I already used my best ideas....).
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here a cutscene:

When Ryu first meets the real Muramasa
*Ryu walks in*
*Muramasa cleans antiques*
Muramasa:Uhh...oh...uhh
Oh! a customer!
*Walks towards Ryu*
Muramasa trips on a banana
Muramasa:Ahh!!!Ow!!!
Ryu looked suprised
Muramasa:Heh its OK im fine
*All limbs break off*
Muramasa:Uh-oh
*Ryu looks at watch*
Ryu:You mind if I come back later?
Muramasa:Sure in about...5...10 minutes

I wondered why he isnt dead since hes so old Confused
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ookami wrote:
Ninja of Sorrow wrote:
Why does everybody 'continue' my scenes???

oh well

They should of made a show called

Ryu & friends

Cool


Well... if by 'everybody' you mean me.....

because I'm a talentless hack who's jacking your material and making 'improvements' cause i'm not cool enough to make something completely original up anymore (I already used my best ideas....).


Ookami, just do what I do and post unfunny crap.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ninjilla wrote:
Ookami wrote:
Ninja of Sorrow wrote:
Why does everybody 'continue' my scenes???

oh well

They should of made a show called

Ryu & friends

Cool


Well... if by 'everybody' you mean me.....

because I'm a talentless hack who's jacking your material and making 'improvements' cause i'm not cool enough to make something completely original up anymore (I already used my best ideas....).


Ookami, just do what I do and post unfunny crap.


Then people would think I'm like you.... (jk)
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

XD It's ok, you are, you just dont know it.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ninjilla wrote:
XD It's ok, you are, you just dont know it.


NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

That's not true! That's impossible!

*jumps into the abyss*
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