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Illmatic
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pimpnridesnrimz wrote:
ok i got mine:

*after ryu kills spirit doku*

*doku says the curse incantation*

*ryu turns blue*

Ryu: huh..? damn, i shoulda called geico!

*end of scene*

haha didnt see that one coming did you?

edit: ill do better next time..



haha, Gieco jokes are classic. It's alright, but you should of used the "good news" line.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, a serious cutscene this time. This is Ryu going into Muramasa's shop in Chapter 8.

Muramasa: Ah....Welcome.

Ryu: You're still open?

Muramasa: (gives Ryu a "you don't know everything about me" look) I'm *always* open. What can I help you with?

(after you've made purchases...)

Ryu: What I don't understand is that you take payment in the essence of the dead, instead of money.

Muramasa: What is money? It's a metal disc or a piece of paper; it has no actual value. The essence of that which was once living though, that will always be special. Besides, the goods I sell are only for the bravest of warriors, and weaklings would not have the capability to collect such vast amounts of lost souls...

Ryu: ....Are you some kind of demon?

Muramasa: What, you think I keep all the essence you give me? No... See?

(Muramasa points to a machine in the back of his shop. On it is a bottle, filled to the brim with a yellow glow, presumably essence.)

Muramasa: Give that a week or so, and you'll have an Elixir. You see, I don't sell you anything besides armlets or improved weapons; I just give you back what you give me.

Ryu: I see...

Muramasa: Now get out there and tell those ****ing soldiers to shut up. I need sleep...
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Edge AoM wrote:
Ok, a serious cutscene this time. This is Ryu going into Muramasa's shop in Chapter 8.

Muramasa: Ah....Welcome.

Ryu: You're still open?

Muramasa: (gives Ryu a "you don't know everything about me" look) I'm *always* open. What can I help you with?

(after you've made purchases...)

Ryu: What I don't understand is that you take payment in the essence of the dead, instead of money.

Muramasa: What is money? It's a metal disc or a piece of paper; it has no actual value. The essence of that which was once living though, that will always be special. Besides, the goods I sell are only for the bravest of warriors, and weaklings would not have the capability to collect such vast amounts of lost souls...

Ryu: ....Are you some kind of demon?

Muramasa: What, you think I keep all the essence you give me? No... See?

(Muramasa points to a machine in the back of his shop. On it is a bottle, filled to the brim with a yellow glow, presumably essence.)

Muramasa: Give that a week or so, and you'll have an Elixir. You see, I don't sell you anything besides armlets or improved weapons; I just give you back what you give me.

Ryu: I see...

Muramasa: Now get out there and tell those ****ing soldiers to shut up. I need sleep...
serious and a joke in the end Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well everyone has good jokes.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ayane: "Master Murai the Hayabusa Village is burning"

Ryu: "Oh Snap!!!(or something along those lines)"

Ayane: "But I have some good news, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico(Sp?)"
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

those geico things suck
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*After encountering Cat Fiends for the first time*

Ryu: Here kitty kitty.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ryu_Hayabusa wrote:
*After encountering Cat Fiends for the first time*

Ryu: Here kitty kitty.

*gets flying swallow'd*Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

not a real cutscene but one hell of a blooper

i chapter one when you meet the first ninjas
ryu: ohhhh look down there , a ring maybe it is a magic ring, the one ring TO RULE THEM ALL 8 for all that has seen oneringtorulethamall at newgrounds)
???: MY PRECIOUS
ryu: NO DONT DO IT RACHEL.

chapter one when you meet murai
murai: does his thing with nunchakus
ryu: k......... lets fight
slash bam bom ryu accidently cuts off murais head
ryu: toasty
director: cut cut cut this is the 124359 murai you cut the head off, plz be more cautios.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

(A couple of bloopers)

Ryu: Where is the Dark Dragon!
Doku: Bite me, Hayabusa.
Ryu: ....
Doku: You'll never find the Dark Dragon Blade. And I will come back and pwnzor you so bad you'll go crying to mommy.
Ryu: ....
Doku: And now I'm off for a shower.

Murai: No objections, I presume...
Ryu: Actually, yeah. You see, I've spent the last 48 hours running around to find that sword. I've fought giant cats, yetis, anything up to 5 greater fiends and the Vigoor Emperor himself. I've taken out tanks, helicopters and an airship. And now you think you're gonna take that sword from me? **** no.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that last one was fun
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chapter 4 end cutscene with Gamov.

Gamov: "And I know Rachel quite well, she'll be just fine."
*walks to edge and steps up, smiles and falls*
*Ryu runs to the edge"
*SPLAT*
Gamov: "crap stupid little safety cables..."
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh crap.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Illmatic wrote:
*Chapter 12 or 13*

*Ryu walks into Muramasa's shop*
Ryu: You're still open?
Muramusa: Ahhhhhhhhhh....let me see that sword you have...
*Ryu hands him the sword*
Muramusa: Ahhhhhhhhhh....(gives speech about the True dragon sword)
*Muramusa puts sword under his desk*
Ryu: Now give it back
Muramasa: Give what back.


rofls and waffles Laughing Laughing Very Funny Very Funny

*At the end of chapter 10*

*Ryu sees the coming train*

Ryu: I gotta time this right.........5........4........3.........2..........1- *Gasps in disbelief* A PENNY!

*WADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH*
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