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Ryu_Hayabusa
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:02 am    Post subject: Ah yes... Reply with quote

There is nothing like sleeping peacefully in your bed, waiting for the alarmclock to ring to tell you to get up. Blissfully ignorant you turn around again and try to squeeze the most out of the little bit of time you have left. Not a care in the world.

Until...

The backdoorneighbors think it is a good idea to put their wailing, screaming, cussing, God-knows-what-else kid (age: maybe 4 or 5) outside because he doesn't behave. At 7:30 in the morning. And the kid isn't happy about this. So he starts screaming. Hard. And kicking the door. Also hard. And starts wailing. Again, also hard. Waking yours truly up. From his peaceful slumber. I still had another half an hour to go. The kid kept going. Hard. Long. Like, half-a-friggin'-hour-long. Which isn't going unnoticed by my sensitive ears. I turned around, to no evail. My alarmclock beeped, telling me it is 8 o'clock. And if on cue, the parents take the kid back inside. Not hard. Quietly.

A friendly note to the parents, although I doubt they'll read it here:

Buy the book Child Raising for Dummies. It helps. If not, put the kid up for adoption. Let me sleep. Thank you.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thats why i never want to have kids.
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 6:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

heh, kids ... 10 seconds of pleasure, 20 years of misery.
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 6:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daemon_Maior wrote:
heh, kids ... 10 seconds of pleasure, 20 years of misery.


Ten seconds? Like a microwave. PING! Done.
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 6:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

if you take away the last 10 seconds of sex, you save yourself the 20 years.

that is, of course, assuming there's no afterplay.
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 6:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I want a kid, I want only one. Twins? Too bad, one goes up for adoption. Maybe I'll actually make a profit out of it.

One is more then enough.
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 6:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I get kids, and they really misbehave... I'll let my mom take care of them Razz
What? She did it to me! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 7:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

XNinjaRed wrote:
When I get kids, and they really misbehave... I'll let my mom take care of them Razz
What? She did it to me! Very Happy


I'd show him the way of the Ninja.
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ah yes Very Happy the way of the ninja.

or you can just have your baby with you when you come to ryu and when he turns around you say with murais voice "here i am" and hold up your baby and BAM! 20 years of misery became a month or two Very Happy

simple and easy.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

anybody got an ageing potion so that i dont have to take care of them??
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