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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:42 pm    Post subject: The STUPIDIEST lines you have ever heard Reply with quote

Like these ones:

Some friend of mine studies psychology, along with a whole bunch of blonde girls. During this class, the teacher explained how the nerve system works. With electrical signalsm that everybody knows. One of the blondes asks if it isn't harmful for the human body if electricity goes through it everytime.

Friend of mine isn't all that bright. Not even with computers. But you'd expect you know the basics of a computer or Windows or a simple program. Well, not this one. She asked me if it was safe to update a program "because the program itself asked me to do it".
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sit in my Spanish class for 3 minutes...
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

so, i work at mcdonalds right...

i'm up front on counter taking orders and stuff when the fry person says lamely "Wow, we're out of fries...." and the a girl looks over at a huge pile of fries and asks "OMG are the fryers broken?"

We sit there for like, 20 seconds and i say "Hey, the fryers are broken, see that crap load of fries sitting there, that she warmed w/ her ass!"

The chick nodded
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We are going to have a MAJOR GREAT math test and when our teacher says okay this test is really important this guy who is REALLY REALLY dumb says "WHAT!, ARE WE HAVING A TEST!"
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"When's the 4 o'clock water-show?"
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When someone came in a store where I was looking for some software:

"Does this monitor have Word installed?"
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ryu_Hayabusa wrote:
When someone came in a store where I was looking for some software:

"Does this monitor have Word installed?"


lol
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was saying to my cousin that he's too addicted to GUNZ (an online game) and he says "I'm not addicted! I only play like 7 hours a day!" Then I said "That's including with or without Dinnertime?" and he replied "... YOUR THE ONE WHO'S ADDICTED!" and I replied "dude, I hardly play it a month!"
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

(Me and my old boss, talking about religion)

Me: The role of the church and its festivals has gone downhill in recent years; hell, people can't even tell you what day of the week Palm Sunday is on.

Boss: I wouldn't know, I'm not a catholic.



Similarly:

"What if the big bang was caused by a guy building a time machine, going back in time and blowing everything up?"

"You know, if the sun exploded tomorrow, we'd from the blast wave be dead before we saw it happen." (implying that it would be Warp 1.6 speed)

"(Insert item here), that's a load of ****." (when what they mean is, they know nothing about it)
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

For some reason.....that confused me.....


But i found it funny none the less, just the word order got me somewhere along the line...


Situation: Chemistry class, normal, not adv or AP or anything. I'm an extremely good sciecne and math student who does independent study in chemisty and all that stuff okay. I'm in the normal class only because my schedule would not permit a higher class.

We are 3/4 the way through the year okay...

"what is the difference between ionic and covalent bonds?"

and

"how do we find the molar *atomic* mass?"

My teacher dropped his keys and id card, put his coat on, and walked out of the room with his brief case, and didn't come back for ten minutes...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Masquito said: e gad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its worse than lettence on a sunday


if you still dont understand yaw will not last 30 seconds in tennese
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Masquito wrote:
Masquito said: e gad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its worse than lettence on a sunday


if you still dont understand yaw will not last 30 seconds in tennese



I wouldn't last in tennese, but its lent right now! No video games woot!






















*gunshot rings out*
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sanman wrote:
Situation: Chemistry class, normal, not adv or AP or anything. I'm an extremely good sciecne and math student who does independent study in chemisty and all that stuff okay. I'm in the normal class only because my schedule would not permit a higher class.

We are 3/4 the way through the year okay...

"what is the difference between ionic and covalent bonds?"

and

"how do we find the molar *atomic* mass?"

My teacher dropped his keys and id card, put his coat on, and walked out of the room with his brief case, and didn't come back for ten minutes...


For the benefit of others, particularly me since it has been years since I was in a lab, what's wrong with the second one?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

As most of you know, I work at a themepark where we clean up stuff. Seeing money on the ground is pretty rare. But this is the best I've ever heard from a colleague (few years back):

"I'm not picking up that coin of 2,-, who knows where it has been."
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Edge AoM wrote:
sanman wrote:
Situation: Chemistry class, normal, not adv or AP or anything. I'm an extremely good sciecne and math student who does independent study in chemisty and all that stuff okay. I'm in the normal class only because my schedule would not permit a higher class.

We are 3/4 the way through the year okay...

"what is the difference between ionic and covalent bonds?"

and

"how do we find the molar *atomic* mass?"

My teacher dropped his keys and id card, put his coat on, and walked out of the room with his brief case, and didn't come back for ten minutes...


For the benefit of others, particularly me since it has been years since I was in a lab, what's wrong with the second one?


Oh, sry should have explained that one, that is one of the values given on the periodic table, the one with all the decimals (like Hydrogen's is 1.01 Chlorine is 35.45). The bonding was retarded, we had gone over it before, tested on it, and now we were just reviewing cause you needed to know how to do it in order to make sense of the new stuff. Ionic is between a metal and non-metal who exchange electron to create full outer shelfs while covalent is between two non-metal elements (who aren't ions) and they sorta share the electrons in order to reach the eight in the outer layer. Then we get into orbitals and all that good stuff Wink
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