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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sabotage wrote:
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LOL!!!! ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it any wonder that www.thisisacryforhelp.com is the home of those stupid baby jokes?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You should watch the flash about "ways on what to do with dead babies"

gross stuff...
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who is Ryu Hayabusa's greatest enemy?



The blue screen of death.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 4:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Edge AoM wrote:
Who is Ryu Hayabusa's greatest enemy?



The blue screen of death.


I'm not 'getting' that one Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It would have worked so much better if NG was a PC game, but it was generally a random blue-screen-o'-death joke.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A sick one from me:

A little boy runs up to his mother, saying: "Mummy, mummy! Why am I called Leaf?" His mother replies: "Because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head". The next day, his little sister runs up, saying: "Mummy, mummy! Why am I called Petal?" Mother replies: "because when you were a baby, a petal fell on your head". The next day, their little brother runs up, saying: "sgfkljds gflkfjd g 0fd0fdig-0gid gfdgfgfgfgfgf,,,,,.m mmmmagagggggggggggggg" *dribbles*.
Mother says: "Shut up, Fridge".
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics any problem they had with the airplane during the flight. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then explain in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken.

The pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted by QANTAS pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers.

By the way, QANTAS is the only major airline that has never had an accident.

(P = The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = The solution and action taken by the engineer.)

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet-per-minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is a married couple during the 18th century.....
One day, the lady got pregnant.... After 9 months, the husband recommended to go see the witch doctor so that they would be protected from demons and devils....... When they arrived, the tatched house was as foggy as a mountain...... They went in and saw an old lady doing strange things (e.g black magic)....
after a few minutes of advice and conversation, the woman went into labour... Knowing that there is no hospital nearby, they asked the witch doctor for help.... After the baby was successfully borned, the baby was named Maria......

Question: Why is the baby's name Maria?????

Answer would be revealed on 25 August 2007!!!
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