ASCII MGS3 Comic

Silencer15 · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:57 pm Post subject: ASCII MGS3 Comic

Credit goes to MGS 1024 over at GameFAQs

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5:30am, August 24, 1964. Somewhere over the Middle East.

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|]<(‘_’j<)_____<(c_¢[]<)
Zero: Now remember Snake, this is a stealth mission. You must rescue Sokolov without leaving any evidence to your existence in Russia.

\___<(°ô°<)_________`--<(=_=<)_/
Snake: Nothing at all? But, this was a ten hour flight!
Man: Put out that cigar and get your mask on.

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|]<(‘_’j<)_____<(c_¢[]<)
Zero: That’s American food in your gut. You’ll just have to hold it.

\___(>°ô°)>_________`--<(=_=<)_/
Snake: This plane doesn’t even have a bathroom.
Man: I said put on your mask!

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|]<(‘_’j<)_____<(c_¢[]<)
Zero: Just hold it in. This mission should be over in 20 minutes. But, if anything should go wrong, you’ll be eating your breakfast, lunch, and dinner in the jungle.

\___(>\ô/)>_________`--<(=_=<)_/
Snake: Great, you want me to keep dumping food into the top while keeping the southern exit sealed!
Man: Stop ignoring me!

|]<(‘_’j<)_____<(¢_c[]<)
Zero: We’re nearing the drop zone. Get ready.

\___<(\ô/<)--‘_________<(=_=<)_/
Snake: *flicks cigar*
Man: Hey!

\___(>°ô°)>___________<(°ô°<)_/
Snake: *puts on mask* I’m all set.

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|]<(‘_’j<)_______(>[]¢_c)>
Man: We’re almost to drop zone. I’m opening the rear hatch.

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|]<(‘_’j<)_______(>[]¢_c)>
Zero: This will be one for the history books, the world’s first HALO (High-Altitude Low-Opening) jump.

_(>°ô°)>_______<(°ô°<)____
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Snake: I’m afraid of heights; can you help me to the edge?
Man: Alright…

___________(>\ô/)>_(>°ô°)>_
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Man: There, see? Nothing to be afraid of…

________________(>\ô/)=O(>O_O)>
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Snake: *shove*
Man: Gah!

__________________(>\ô/)>_
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Snake: That’s for eating my snack pack!

I'll post more if people like it. Smile

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Masquito · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:04 pm Post subject:

its okey the last part is my favorite *goes to store to get a snack pack*
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Silencer15 · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:28 pm Post subject:

I have to post this one:

(>’_’)>[¬]_`--<(=_=<)
Eva: Here’s a gun and a disguise. You’ll need it to get into Granin’s Research Facility.
Snake: Uh-huh...

(>’_’)>¬_`--<(=_=<)
Eva: And here’s another gun.

<(’_’<)___¬<(=_=<)
Snake: Incredible! Not only is this gun kick ass, it’s shiny too!

<(’_’<)_______<(=_=<)
Eva: Now, the best way to get to the lab is from the back.

(>’_’)>_______<(=_=<)
Eva: From here, head north until you reach a large crevice.

<(’_’<)________<(=_=<)
Eva: Make your way into the crevice and you’ll reach a cave. As you make your way through the cave, you-
Snake: Enough with the metaphors, I know how to have sex!

(>\_/)>______<(=_=<)
Eva: I’m being serious Snake.
Snake: Oh...
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Masquito · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:33 pm Post subject:

snake is so stupid!!!
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Silencer15 · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:34 pm Post subject:

Here's the next part: Laughing

__<(-_-<)
Snake: Uh, I must of fallen asleep...

__<(=_=<)
Snake: Hmm...

<(_)_)__________<( Heart

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Snake: Sweet booty alert...

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<(_)_)___________(>=_=)>
Snake: There’s a noise coming from outside...
Eva: Huh?

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___________(>=_=)>_<(___)>
Eva: Crap, it’s the Ocelot Unit! How many can you see?

(__\ Y /__)
Snake: I see... two of them...

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___________(>=_=)>_<(___)>
Snake: But thanks to the magical counter in the corner, I know there’s actually eight.

(>=_=)>___<(’_’<)
Eva: You distract them while I escape through the hatch in the floor.

__<(=_=<)_
Snake: Looks like it’s time to use my brick camouflage.

|(>=_)__________________|
Snake: Crap, I don’t even have a brick facepaint. This will never work...

|(>=_)__________________|
Bang! Bang!

|_(=_=)_______|_____________==¬<(\_/<)_¬<(\_/<)
Guard: Yaaaar!

|_(=_=)_______|_____________==¬<(°_°<)_¬<(°_°<)
Guard: ...ahhahah...

|_(=_=)_______|_________________(^O_O)^_^(O_O^)
Guards: EVIL FLOATING HEAD!!! RUN AWAY!!!
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Silencer15 · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:44 pm Post subject:

okay... next part:

_<(=_=<)____
Snake: Glad that’s over.

(>°_(\_/)_
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|_______|____<(=_=<)
Ocelot: I’ve been waiting for this!
Snake: Crap.

(>^_(\_/)_
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|_______|____<(=_=<)
Ocelot: Hah, that’s it, that’s the stance!
Snake: I’m standing normally you prick.

(>\_(’_’)_
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|_______|____<(=_=<)
Ocelot: Shut-up you stupid, stupid head!
Snake: Yeah, well, your fly is open.

(>°_°<)(’_’)>
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|_______|____<(=_=<)
Ocelot: Oh, excuse me...

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..<(>_<)>...|_______|
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Roundhouse kick’D

__(>°_°)>_
Ocelot: That was very painful...

.....(o)--
........\(_/<)
(>_<)(o)
Motorcycle to the Face’D

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(>\_/)>_________(o)------(o)__<(=_=<)
Ocelot: This is not over yet!

..(>’_’)>\
(o)------(o)__(>=_=)>______(^\_/)^
Ocelot: Run Away!

..(>’_’)>\
(o)------(o)__<(=_=<)
Eva: Crap, I need to get back before he does!

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Snake: That’s not even possible!

__(>=_=)>_____
Snake: She could be in trouble; I should hurry up and...

__(>=_=)>________|¯-¯|_
Snake: *Gasp!* Such a lonely looking box...

__<(<_<)>__|¯-¯|_

__<(>_>)>__|¯-¯|_

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__^(^_^)^_

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Snake: ...

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Snake: It’s like a continuous orgasm!
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Masquito · Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:32 pm Post subject:

ocelot is stupid and is so childish
Laughing

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beaner · Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:32 pm Post subject:

Defender Armadillo · Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:02 pm Post subject:

I just like the part where he puts the box over himself.
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Masquito · Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:29 am Post subject:

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I like your interesting discussion!
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