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Silencer15 Expert Ninja


Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 400 Location: Denver, CO Gamertag: REmakePRO15
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:57 pm Post subject: ASCII MGS3 Comic |
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Credit goes to MGS 1024 over at GameFAQs
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(____ I===.___/
5:30am, August 24, 1964. Somewhere over the Middle East.
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|]<(‘_’j<)_____<(c_¢[]<)
Zero: Now remember Snake, this is a stealth mission. You must rescue Sokolov without leaving any evidence to your existence in Russia.
\___<(°ô°<)_________`--<(=_=<)_/
Snake: Nothing at all? But, this was a ten hour flight!
Man: Put out that cigar and get your mask on.
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Zero: That’s American food in your gut. You’ll just have to hold it.
\___(>°ô°)>_________`--<(=_=<)_/
Snake: This plane doesn’t even have a bathroom.
Man: I said put on your mask!
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Zero: Just hold it in. This mission should be over in 20 minutes. But, if anything should go wrong, you’ll be eating your breakfast, lunch, and dinner in the jungle.
\___(>\ô/)>_________`--<(=_=<)_/
Snake: Great, you want me to keep dumping food into the top while keeping the southern exit sealed!
Man: Stop ignoring me!
|]<(‘_’j<)_____<(¢_c[]<)
Zero: We’re nearing the drop zone. Get ready.
\___<(\ô/<)--‘_________<(=_=<)_/
Snake: *flicks cigar*
Man: Hey!
\___(>°ô°)>___________<(°ô°<)_/
Snake: *puts on mask* I’m all set.
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Man: We’re almost to drop zone. I’m opening the rear hatch.
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Zero: This will be one for the history books, the world’s first HALO (High-Altitude Low-Opening) jump.
_(>°ô°)>_______<(°ô°<)____
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Snake: I’m afraid of heights; can you help me to the edge?
Man: Alright…
___________(>\ô/)>_(>°ô°)>_
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Man: There, see? Nothing to be afraid of…
________________(>\ô/)=O(>O_O)>
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Snake: *shove*
Man: Gah!
__________________(>\ô/)>_
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Snake: That’s for eating my snack pack!
I'll post more if people like it.  _________________
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Masquito Expert Ninja


Joined: 24 Nov 2005 Posts: 448 Location: uhh......what are we talking about
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:04 pm Post subject: |
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its okey the last part is my favorite *goes to store to get a snack pack* _________________
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Silencer15 Expert Ninja


Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 400 Location: Denver, CO Gamertag: REmakePRO15
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:28 pm Post subject: |
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I have to post this one:
(>’_’)>[¬]_`--<(=_=<)
Eva: Here’s a gun and a disguise. You’ll need it to get into Granin’s Research Facility.
Snake: Uh-huh...
(>’_’)>¬_`--<(=_=<)
Eva: And here’s another gun.
<(’_’<)___¬<(=_=<)
Snake: Incredible! Not only is this gun kick ass, it’s shiny too!
<(’_’<)_______<(=_=<)
Eva: Now, the best way to get to the lab is from the back.
(>’_’)>_______<(=_=<)
Eva: From here, head north until you reach a large crevice.
<(’_’<)________<(=_=<)
Eva: Make your way into the crevice and you’ll reach a cave. As you make your way through the cave, you-
Snake: Enough with the metaphors, I know how to have sex!
(>\_/)>______<(=_=<)
Eva: I’m being serious Snake.
Snake: Oh... _________________
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Masquito Expert Ninja


Joined: 24 Nov 2005 Posts: 448 Location: uhh......what are we talking about
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:33 pm Post subject: |
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snake is so stupid!!! _________________

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Silencer15 Expert Ninja


Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 400 Location: Denver, CO Gamertag: REmakePRO15
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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Here's the next part:
__<(-_-<)
Snake: Uh, I must of fallen asleep...
__<(=_=<)
Snake: Hmm...
<(_)_)__________<( _ <)
Snake: Sweet booty alert...
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<(_)_)___________(>=_=)>
Snake: There’s a noise coming from outside...
Eva: Huh?
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___________(>=_=)>_<(___)>
Eva: Crap, it’s the Ocelot Unit! How many can you see?
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Snake: I see... two of them...
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___________(>=_=)>_<(___)>
Snake: But thanks to the magical counter in the corner, I know there’s actually eight.
(>=_=)>___<(’_’<)
Eva: You distract them while I escape through the hatch in the floor.
__<(=_=<)_
Snake: Looks like it’s time to use my brick camouflage.
|(>=_)__________________|
Snake: Crap, I don’t even have a brick facepaint. This will never work...
|(>=_)__________________|
Bang! Bang!
|_(=_=)_______|_____________==¬<(\_/<)_¬<(\_/<)
Guard: Yaaaar!
|_(=_=)_______|_____________==¬<(°_°<)_¬<(°_°<)
Guard: ...ahhahah...
|_(=_=)_______|_________________(^O_O)^_^(O_O^)
Guards: EVIL FLOATING HEAD!!! RUN AWAY!!! _________________
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Silencer15 Expert Ninja


Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 400 Location: Denver, CO Gamertag: REmakePRO15
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:44 pm Post subject: |
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okay... next part:
_<(=_=<)____
Snake: Glad that’s over.
(>°_(\_/)_
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Ocelot: I’ve been waiting for this!
Snake: Crap.
(>^_(\_/)_
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Ocelot: Hah, that’s it, that’s the stance!
Snake: I’m standing normally you prick.
(>\_(’_’)_
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Ocelot: Shut-up you stupid, stupid head!
Snake: Yeah, well, your fly is open.
(>°_°<)(’_’)>
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Ocelot: Oh, excuse me...
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Roundhouse kick’D
__(>°_°)>_
Ocelot: That was very painful...
.....(o)--
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(>_<)(o)
Motorcycle to the Face’D
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(>\_/)>_________(o)------(o)__<(=_=<)
Ocelot: This is not over yet!
..(>’_’)>\
(o)------(o)__(>=_=)>______(^\_/)^
Ocelot: Run Away!
..(>’_’)>\
(o)------(o)__<(=_=<)
Eva: Crap, I need to get back before he does!
.................................................~ --(o)
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Snake: That’s not even possible!
__(>=_=)>_____
Snake: She could be in trouble; I should hurry up and...
__(>=_=)>________|¯-¯|_
Snake: *Gasp!* Such a lonely looking box...
__<(<_<)>__|¯-¯|_
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__^(^_^)^_
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Snake: ...
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Snake: It’s like a continuous orgasm! _________________
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Masquito Expert Ninja


Joined: 24 Nov 2005 Posts: 448 Location: uhh......what are we talking about
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:32 pm Post subject: |
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ocelot is stupid and is so childish
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beaner Expert Ninja


Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 445
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:32 pm Post subject: |
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Masquito wrote: |
ocelot is stupid and is so childish
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youve got no clue what their talking about _________________
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Defender Armadillo Lesser Ninja

Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 18 Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:02 pm Post subject: |
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I just like the part where he puts the box over himself. _________________ "Here he is, folks! Introducing the Dazzling Hero: Defender Armadillo!!!" |
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Masquito Expert Ninja


Joined: 24 Nov 2005 Posts: 448 Location: uhh......what are we talking about
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:29 am Post subject: |
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beaner wrote: |
Masquito wrote: |
ocelot is stupid and is so childish
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yes i do rememember the part when oceot said shut up you stupid stupi head! _________________
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Ninja88 Lesser Ninja

Joined: 02 Aug 2016 Posts: 33
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2016 11:41 pm Post subject: |
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I like your interesting discussion!
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valangar Grand Master Ninja

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