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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No tears please, it's a waste of good suffering.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sabotage wrote:
No tears please, it's a waste of good suffering.


You know nothing of suffering.

One knows best if one has experienced it.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

O snap, someone's unlocking their emo powers. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sabotage wrote:
O snap, someone's unlocking their emo powers. Laughing


Am not.

*cuts himself*
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Down the road, not across the street. Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sabotage wrote:
Down the road, not across the street. Wink


That one is so damn old it is a historical fact these days.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ryu_Hayabusa wrote:
sabotage wrote:
Down the road, not across the street. Wink


That one is so damn old it is a historical fact these days.


It's timeless.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Like Ryu's awesomeness.

And Dante's cockyness.

And Kratos' brutalness.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:17 pm    Post subject: skeleton Reply with quote

You talk to him different than you do to me i thought we had someting special Cry Baby any way here is the skeleton for my ff at night doa4 trailer tomany men girls are at doaxvb he thinks its fun wants to got itagaki joke game joke + funny dialogue denied accesss get opperation tying to be woman ayane helps funnyyyyyyyyyy serious part i can try suprise end second pointless ending!
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They go back a long ways, tis that simple.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The night was young the wind blowing his black ribbon. Nothing could be heard but the ever rising sound of the helicopter propeller thump,thump,thump. With the flawless timing and deadly accuracy his training had taunt him he dodged and destroyed the helicopter perfectly landing with out a sratch. There was no time to hesitate he quickly obseverd his surroundings. Ryu turned his attention towareds the near by store just as dai walked out "dude what the fvck are you doing"?"That damn vigoor army" "i thought you killed gamov". "Yeah his sister is bvtch i didnt even kill him murai did","oh yeah". "Dai where are all of the girls?" "they left after itagaki made dead or alive extreme beach volloy ball." "How does he get there boobs to jiggle like that?" Just then itagaki jumped out from behind a near by tree. He began to talk to ryu in a unknown language. "Dai responded thats japanese" Ryu i dont speak that" Itagaki continoued to speak but was cut off by a near invisble slash from ryu heah falling off ha!Dai then said in a low tone "dude you know you fvcked up right".How?"now you wont have a sequel" crap! wake up NOOOOOOOOOO! OH my GOD! Shocked . 5 HOURS later"well whats done is done no point in regreting it any way back to the point how do i get to the girls?" "You need xbox live" "i got that" you know that boat by the red light district take that boat." NINJA IN THE U.S.A" "Im already here" Confused "damnit dont talk to the narrater!" Sorry......"SHUT UP"!!! Ryu arrived there at dawn he opened his eyes to see the bright sun,ocean,palmtrees,and a muscular man standing over him. The man picked him up off the ground "no men allowed horny male teenagers and pedopiles dont want to see men." Evil "Your here" Thats different ryu has caught in complete aww when he saw all the doa girls running around in basically nothing but strings. He knew what he had to do no matter how much he regreted it.................................HE GOT A SEX CHANGE Shocked!!!!!!!"OMFG dude your hot" i am not playin i would do you omg there would be nothing left!!!" Eya" Making horny anime girl sounds doesnt help: "I know im just practiceing." Any way now what"? Im about to get extreme. Ryu arrived on the beach huge small on his face. All of the girls ran up to meet him. He immediatly walked up to ayane ehhim, still runniing errons for murai.. There was a pause......with a twiching eye said ryu! "Yeah isnt it cool i can hang out with all girls! Ayane thought herself in order to be here you had to cut off your reason to be here."Any way i have to teach you to be a woman""ok"! (FART)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" FIRST YOU CANT DO THAT ANY MORE!" "FINE" let me get out one last one" "NO!!!!!"ok Wink ! "Next posture you cant sit with your legs open" anymore." "why i have it let me show it"! "Shut up!" "Now your breasts allways let them jiggle senselessly ok!" Wink" Like this"? "yeah" AHHHHH what that look a hint of jealousy" Cool. "NO"! "RiGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" Just then a large ship sailing quickly towareds the island dai stood at the front and said"THIS IS A HOSTILE TAKE OVER!" They all jumped out of the boat storming the island but hit something. Dai stood back up and said" What the fvck is that? "you hit a load screen."" Wait for it ...........go. Dai ran up to ryu grabed his hair and pressed him agaisnt the wall.Then said "You had this comeing he pulled down ryus panties Shocked Ryu eyes opened his eyes in a cold sweat!!!! He saw murai. Murai said dude i thought you were dead! Shocked I thought your father was gonna have my ass Cry Baby Ryu took a deep breath damn that tailsman of rebirth took forever to work Confused SECOND ENDING:note makes no sense. Rachel walked into the monastery and saw ryu by the side of one of the pillars looking down. She could hear weird sounds coming from behind the pillar she notice the large window was broken. She called out his name."what going on" Ryu shifted his eyes to the side unable say anything. Rachel move over slightly and saw pink wings Shocked That was bound to happen THE END!
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sabotage wrote:
Down the road, not across the street. Wink


Laughing

I didn't get it at first, but understood when I saw this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=user&v=aCXmYMPEAlc

PS: It's fake, but don't watch if you're easily offended...
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

im thinking of another to this time its going to be a retelling of the game with jokes!
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude, I wouldn't mess with Masakado's thread if I was you; he's got powers.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unless he's gonna come and get me he can suck my (D)stick.
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