ProfileProfile   Log in to check your private messagesLog in to check your private messages   Log inLog in   

Ninja Gaiden Fan Fiction!!!
Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8  Next
 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    Ninja Fortress Forum Index -> Whatever You Want
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Dances w Ninjas
Hayabusa Ninja
Hayabusa Ninja


Joined: 18 Sep 2005
Posts: 2413
Location: Out of my vector!
Gamertag: Dances w Ninjas
NGB - Master (Amount: 1)

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This reminds me of stories my friend tells me except you're able to type and better organize a "plot"
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger
Masakado, the Red Samurai
Greater Ninja
Greater Ninja


Joined: 30 Oct 2005
Posts: 182
Location: Hayabusa Village Bridge


PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Masakado am good tpyerhlh;h;dsf
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Ryu_Hayabusa
Shadow Ninja
Shadow Ninja


Joined: 10 Aug 2005
Posts: 11145
Location: The Netherlands

NG - Emblem (Amount: 1)

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Masakado, the Red Samurai wrote:
Masakado am good tpyerhlh;h;dsf


I'd believe that in a heartbeat.
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Silencer15
Expert Ninja
Expert Ninja


Joined: 10 Aug 2005
Posts: 400
Location: Denver, CO
Gamertag: REmakePRO15

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 10:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Masakado, the Red Samurai wrote:
Chapter 2: Where the Wet Noodle Screams

Masakado made his way through the sewer. His intensly large brain (incased in a strangely normal sized, not to mention really, really attractive head), recalled the strange events of the day.

When the electric beaver he recieved in the mail exploded, he had started to suspect something. Then, when assassins jumped out of his toilet, he knew something was up. There was only one place to go...down...

Masakado tore through the filthy pipes with a renewed sense of urgency. A sexy sense of urgency.

He'd gone ten paces into a time blackened tunnel, when a slight groan emerged from behind the wall...Masakado placed his head to the slick, cold stone.

"Wait a second," Masakado whispered, "I can't hear through this helmet!"

Suddenly, the burst open like a stripper from a birthday cake! "The Mulholland Ringworm!" Masakado spake.
It was thusly that Masakado did enter into divine combat with the vurm. He won too; kicked it's ass.

As Masakado tore the head off the beast, his pager went off. He picked it up gingerly. "Oh," he said loudly and importantly (albiet to no one in particualr), "It's my millionare underwear model girlfriend."

"Wrong again Masakado!" the voice of Masakado's beaver bubbled from the pager.

"Wait, pagers can't talk!"

"VOTE GORE!"

The sewer burst into flame.

To be extended beyond its worth...


The bold parts made me laugh. Laughing
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Fiend_called_Bob
Head Ninja
Head Ninja


Joined: 14 Jun 2006
Posts: 1123



PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually , the name Masakado makes me laugh , it reminds me of Avocado Laughing
_________________

Sig made by SS-Asterisk.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Daemon_Maior
Dragon Ninja
Dragon Ninja


Joined: 12 Aug 2005
Posts: 2820
Location: The Abyssal Throne of darkness


PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Keep this updated till the end of times!
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Ninja of Sorrow
Dragon Ninja
Dragon Ninja


Joined: 09 Feb 2006
Posts: 2608
Location: In the forests taking a nap...*has a shuriken ready for Eternal Rapture*...
Gamertag: Ninja of Sorrow
NGB - Master (Amount: 1)

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I heart this story. Love

electric BEAVER! Laughing
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger
Ryu_Hayabusa
Shadow Ninja
Shadow Ninja


Joined: 10 Aug 2005
Posts: 11145
Location: The Netherlands

NG - Emblem (Amount: 1)

PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I feel a "sexy sense of urgency" to see this updated ASAP.
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Masakado, the Red Samurai
Greater Ninja
Greater Ninja


Joined: 30 Oct 2005
Posts: 182
Location: Hayabusa Village Bridge


PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chapter 3: Revenge of the Stiff

Masakado lay back, cushioned by a squeaking matress. The air in the cheap motel was stale and cool. Bluish smoke curled lazily into the air above Masakado's unbelievably awesome head.

"Crap," Masakado said. "My arm's on fire."

[SCENE MISSING]

"MASAKADO!!!" screamed the buxom blond as she plumeted off the cliff.

"Just a second honey," Masakado said holding up a finger. He returned his work; the bright crimson numbers flashed furiously over the metal tube. A countdown. Sweat poured off of Masakado's helmet as he struggled to find the right wire.

Seconds dragged into hours, which, oddly enough, turned back into seconds. Masakado rememered the sage words of his grandmother, "Masakado," she'd said, "Always wear your turtle shaped underwear on Thursdays now, ya hear? YA HEAR?!? YOO LISTNIN' TO ME?!?"

"Grandma always was a little stupid," the Red Samurai muttered. Finally, painfully, Masakado fingered a bright pink wire. With a groan, he tugged it free. The numbers on the tube sped to zero.

Masakado took a step back...and the console blared angry red. "TILT!" It proclaimed.

"Baby!" Masakado called over the empty cliff, "I fixed the Playstation! ...Baby?" A single tear dripped from Masakado's unblinking war mask. "I thought what we had was special..."

"Tears for the departed, Masakado?" The Red Samurai turned to face his greatest foe, Al Gore. The former Vice President held a flamethrower in one hand, an electric toothbrush in the other.

"'Departed?' Oh, good, I thought she was dead." Masakado stood still. Then, almost on cue, the two charged at each other in unison, entering final, divine combat...

TO BE CONCLUDED...SOMEDAY. MAYBE.
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Masquito
Expert Ninja
Expert Ninja


Joined: 24 Nov 2005
Posts: 448
Location: uhh......what are we talking about


PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you tell some stories masakado
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Fenix Phire
Common Ninja
Common Ninja


Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Posts: 53
Location: With the guys playing a DOA4 tournament.
Gamertag: Corsa221

PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMFG. So funny. lol Revenge of the skiff.
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
goninja
Expert Ninja
Expert Ninja


Joined: 18 Sep 2005
Posts: 442
Location: LA, CA


PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, given this thread's title and author, I should have expected something like this, but seriously...what...the hell...is this?
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Ryu_Hayabusa
Shadow Ninja
Shadow Ninja


Joined: 10 Aug 2005
Posts: 11145
Location: The Netherlands

NG - Emblem (Amount: 1)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

goninja wrote:
Well, given this thread's title and author, I should have expected something like this, but seriously...what...the hell...is this?


A MASAKADO Fan Fiction.
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Ninja of Sorrow
Dragon Ninja
Dragon Ninja


Joined: 09 Feb 2006
Posts: 2608
Location: In the forests taking a nap...*has a shuriken ready for Eternal Rapture*...
Gamertag: Ninja of Sorrow
NGB - Master (Amount: 1)

PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seconds dragged into hours, which, oddly enough, turned back into seconds.

that is the most awesome part. ever. Laughing
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger
Daemon_Maior
Dragon Ninja
Dragon Ninja


Joined: 12 Aug 2005
Posts: 2820
Location: The Abyssal Throne of darkness


PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ninja of Sorrow wrote:
Seconds dragged into hours, which, oddly enough, turned back into seconds.

that is the most awesome part. ever. Laughing


I beg to differ

'Departed?' Oh, good, I thought she was dead."
_________________
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    Ninja Fortress Forum Index -> Whatever You Want All times are GMT - 7 Hours
Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8  Next
Page 2 of 8

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group