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Masakado, the Red Samurai
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

goninja wrote:
Ah, crap. Okay Masakado...you can fall for real. Any time now. I swear, if OUR Masakado comes in here and says something like, “I’m an unstoppable death machine,” I’m gonna get him.


Maskado is an unstoppable death machine!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Masakado, the Red Samurai wrote:
goninja wrote:
Ah, crap. Okay Masakado...you can fall for real. Any time now. I swear, if OUR Masakado comes in here and says something like, “I’m an unstoppable death machine,” I’m gonna get him.


Maskado is an unstoppable death machine!


That was TOO EASY.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMAO...best chapter yet..... Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry I haven't updated in a while, but this is where I start getting cocky. As of this moment, I am having my ass handed to me repeated by...er, well, you'll see soon enough.

Oh. Crap. No boss last time, so this one has gauntlet/mini bosses/big boss, right? Right.

Now, being a story critic as well as extreme-mode-pinata, this is where things start to get unnerving. I mean, really unnerving. Sure, I’ll “buy” that the various ninjas of the Ninja Gaiden universe joined forces in Japan, under Murai, to crush Ryu. But here, in Vigoor (hell, in friggin’ TAIRON! Not that that means ANYTHING to anyone who hasn’t seriously played the game), ninjas and MSATs that fight each other to the death behind the scenes work side by side?!? Maybe they hate Ryu so much, they don’t notice each other yet...?

You what also unnerves me a lot? Thinking about what unnerves me a lot, not paying attention to the game, and getting a flaming sword shoved through my guts. I guess now they can get back to killing each other...

Oh. Whoops. That’s humbling.

Right then. Being a save point fanatic isn’t such a bad thing, right?

Uh oh...I’m not supposed to be getting all these Life of the Gods so early on, am I? Why is it always a BAD sign when they give you everything so soon?

Hey, interesting point. When you get the Pegasus Key, do you usually go back to the drawbridge, or down by the river? I opt for the drawbridge.

What the hell?!? A second Red Ninja killed me in the middle of an Inazuma Drop!!! ...Can they do that? DUDE! I hadn’t saved since...so much for save point fanaticism. Oh well. I just haven’t opened the bridge yet. It’s not that bad.

Not as bad as getting killed before you can pull your sword from its scabbard...

Hey! I just Flying Swallowed something to death! Why, I haven’t done that since...er, the third level. Never mind. And I drop down, face three ninjas, AND...wait! No fair! I was pausing! PAUSING! Rats... (I hope this overall experience is amusing to you all, but trust me, it’s much, er, “funnier,” to see the text AND the kill counter go down simultaneously. Just think about that)

Okay, let’s try going back by the drawbridge again...or, not Ryu. Let’s TRY and get that Golden Scarab, and instead, fall down. Good one.

Alright. Finally got to the other side in tact. Now, it’s time for a save-free zone...of TERROR! Roll up, see the show. And I almost continued without saving. Another good one.

Well, there goes all my Ninpo. Have I mentioned lately how much I really am not fond of Red Ninjas en masse? Oh, I love it. I’m about to hit the end of the level...not the best time to adopt my, “Well, if I hold on another three seconds, I’m sure ONE of them will drop blue essence” attitude.

Alright, now, an official transcription of my first attempt at the Monastery Backdoor:

“Okay.”

(engages MSATs, in game cinematic starts)

“Ugly dude.”

(engages Gallas, instantly loses nearly all health)

(chuckles, takes potion, loses another chunk of health)

“Crap!”

(takes another potion, loses more health)

“Crap!”

(takes ANOTHER potion, kills Galla)

“Got one!”

(kills second Galla, absorbs both blue essences when only one was needed)

“Shoot!”

(final Galla bites head, final Galla defeated, takes time during cinematic to type this, engages Slug Beast, realizes what he’s into)

“Oh crap!”

(takes out tentacles, is swarmed by Super Annoying Fiends, takes final potion)

“Gimme something useful CRAP!”

(loses essentially all health, starts sobbing)

(through SEVERE abuse of Flying Swallow defeats all enemies)

“Holy...crap!”

And THAT, my friends, was how I spent my summer vacation.

Deaths: 5

Favorite word: Gah! (it’s more of a sound really)

Special quote: “Isn’t that called the ‘head eat’ attack?”
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ive always wondered, if you die by the "head eat" atk, does your head and body seperate? i never could fully see cus if the blackening out and "game over" thing.
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Fiend_called_Bob
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its probably cencored.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry guys, but this is tough. I mean, I'm not an especially good player, and certainly not a particularly good one, and my TV can only take so many whacks upside the head before it's gonna fall apart.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shh!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it me, or are they a bunch of goofballs?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sure, but let's see how they take that.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

goninja wrote:
Sure, but let's see how they take that.


Since everybody suggests FS and thinks you are on Normal...
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It seems that FS is the typical answer at GFaqs.

"Got a problem? FS your way out of it!"
"Mechanized heavy infantry? FS them!"
"Transformed berserkers? FS FTW!"

Oh wait, the last two are funny.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i wish i were actually able to FS in real life.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I tried it.

In a swimming pool.

I reached the bottom.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Retaliation!
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