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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seriously, how STUPID can you get.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ryu_Hayabusa wrote:
Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer "No..."


OMG, Shocked how can she expect a Restore and Recover disk to do that? not unless someone copied ms word into the disk... Confused
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tech Support: "Ok, ma'am, I need you to do a ctrl-alt-del."
Customer: "How do I do that?"
Tech Support: "Push and hold 'ctrl' and 'alt' at the same time, and then hit 'delete'."
Customer: "Where are those?"
Tech Support: (explains the location of the keys)
Customer: "Nothing happened."
Tech Support: "Try again."
Customer: "Still nothing."

A minute or two later....

Customer: "Should I turn my computer on? Would that help?"
Tech Support: "Yeah, it might."
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LoL you know what in some way i get just annoyed and angry at those sstupid people.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ryu_Hayabusa wrote:
Tech Support: "Ok, ma'am, I need you to do a ctrl-alt-del."
Customer: "How do I do that?"
Tech Support: "Push and hold 'ctrl' and 'alt' at the same time, and then hit 'delete'."
Customer: "Where are those?"
Tech Support: (explains the location of the keys)
Customer: "Nothing happened."
Tech Support: "Try again."
Customer: "Still nothing."

A minute or two later....

Customer: "Should I turn my computer on? Would that help?"
Tech Support: "Yeah, it might."


OMFGLMFAOROFL Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ryu_Hayabusa wrote:
Seriously, how STUPID can you get.


I know.... Shocked
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ryu_Hayabusa wrote:
Seriously, how STUPID can you get.


True story:

Me (talking to manager a few years back): "I mean, you watch quiz shows on TV, and you wonder why people are on the shows. Some of them don't know what day of the week Palm Sunday is on."

Manager: "I wouldn't know that either, I'm not a Catholic."

Me: *stares*
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Edge AoM wrote:
Ryu_Hayabusa wrote:
Seriously, how STUPID can you get.


True story:

Me (talking to manager a few years back): "I mean, you watch quiz shows on TV, and you wonder why people are on the shows. Some of them don't know what day of the week Palm Sunday is on."

Manager: "I wouldn't know that either, I'm not a Catholic."

Me: *stares*


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG, thats so awesome.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG. That is so funny
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Edge AoM wrote:
Ryu_Hayabusa wrote:
Seriously, how STUPID can you get.


True story:

Me (talking to manager a few years back): "I mean, you watch quiz shows on TV, and you wonder why people are on the shows. Some of them don't know what day of the week Palm Sunday is on."

Manager: "I wouldn't know that either, I'm not a Catholic."

Me: *stares*


Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Customer: "I can't find Word on my computer anywhere."
Tech Support: "Ok, which PC do you have, sir?"
Customer: (eventually names the model we sold him)
Tech Support: "Ok, well, that machine doesn't come with MS Word, sir?"
Customer: "Why not?"
Tech Support: "Well, sir, MS Word is a separate product from your operating system. We do sell it if you would like to buy it."
Customer: "Hold on, my friend has Word on his PC. Why are you guys selling incomplete computers?"
Tech Support: "Sir, some PCs come with office software, and some do not. The software is an optional extra."
Customer: "Right, fair enough then, I'll call in and buy Word."

The customer called in and indeed bought the MS Works suite. Two hours later, I got the same customer on the phone again.

Customer: "I have a complaint about this software."
Tech Support: "Ok, what seems to be the problem?"
Customer: "There's no seems about it! This software is junk."
Tech Support: "Can you be more specific, sir?"
Customer: "Whenever I type something, it makes red lines under the text. How the hell can I send someone an important letter with red lines all over it?"
Tech Support: (uses the mute button)
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ryu_Hayabusa wrote:
Customer: "I can't find Word on my computer anywhere."
Tech Support: "Ok, which PC do you have, sir?"
Customer: (eventually names the model we sold him)
Tech Support: "Ok, well, that machine doesn't come with MS Word, sir?"
Customer: "Why not?"
Tech Support: "Well, sir, MS Word is a separate product from your operating system. We do sell it if you would like to buy it."
Customer: "Hold on, my friend has Word on his PC. Why are you guys selling incomplete computers?"
Tech Support: "Sir, some PCs come with office software, and some do not. The software is an optional extra."
Customer: "Right, fair enough then, I'll call in and buy Word."

The customer called in and indeed bought the MS Works suite. Two hours later, I got the same customer on the phone again.

Customer: "I have a complaint about this software."
Tech Support: "Ok, what seems to be the problem?"
Customer: "There's no seems about it! This software is junk."
Tech Support: "Can you be more specific, sir?"
Customer: "Whenever I type something, it makes red lines under the text. How the hell can I send someone an important letter with red lines all over it?"
Tech Support: (uses the mute button)



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

it's a wonder how stupid people can be
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