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Fenix Phire
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And here's another one:

Customer: "About time too. Are you a real person?"
Tech Support: "Yes sir, how can I help you?"
Customer: "I moved some stuff I don't use to the trash and deleted the trash, and now I'm getting all sorts of %&*#ing errors. What are you going to do about it? You've got an accent, haven't you?"
Tech Support: "Yes sir, I'm in Ireland."

It became apparent that the customer, in his wisdom, had destroyed the Windows registry and deleted just about everything he needed to run Windows.

Tech Support: "Sir, I believe we will have to reload your system with its original operating system, as you are presently unable to get into your system due to the necessary files being deleted. Unfortunately you will lose anything added since you purchased the system. Shall I walk you through the reload sir?"
Customer: "You mean I paid $2,000 dollars, and I have to reload this myself?" (rants for fifteen minutes, makes death threats and references to being supported by a third world country) "*&@$ing reload! I'll give you a reload!"

Bang! Bang!

Tech Support: "Sir, is everything all right?"
Customer: "Sure is. I just blew the $#%&ing thing to bits with my shotgun you *$@%ing &*%$er."
Tech Support: (taking a satisfying long breath) "Sir, I would like to advise you at this point that gunshot damage is not covered under the terms and conditions of your warranty. May I suggest a servicer in your locality to assist in the reassembly of your machine?"
Customer: "$%!# you."

I dissolved into fits of laughter.
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Fenix Phire
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe i shouldnt get into Geek Squad now. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seriously, pumping a shotgunshell into your pc isn't the smartest thing to do.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you sure these aren't pranks or anything..?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DaLilWun wrote:
Are you sure these aren't pranks or anything..?


Not that I know of.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMFAO wtf is wrong with people and computers not even I friggin deleted my windows files when I got my first comp Laughing

Fenix Phire wrote:
Maybe i shouldnt get into Geek Squad now. Laughing

lmao I here that Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ryu, the first one sounds like a prank call, but the others are absolutely hilarious. Post more if you have any.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

AFAIK, these actually happened to those people. I'll post more if I can find more, which shouldn't be too hard.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:17 pm    Post subject: Lol Reply with quote

Ryu , i would like to work where you work for a day !
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Lol Reply with quote

KF_MWH wrote:
Ryu , i would like to work where you work for a day !


You wanna work in a themepark?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh yeah huh now I remember you work in a theme park.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually , a work of anykind , would be great right now Surprised
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer "No..."
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ryu_Hayabusa wrote:
Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer "No..."
Very Funny
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