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PostPosted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:36 pm    Post subject: What do you Think Bosses do While They Wait for the Player? Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

depends on the boss, really. when looking at NG Bosses:

Murai works out(how d'you think he got those muscles)
Masakado kills Hayabusa ninjas for fun
Dynamo discusses the meaning of life with the SATs, over a nice cup of tea
The Hydracubus makes random appearences in Hentai videos and pictures
The Bone Dragon sleeps
Alma *ahem* "plays" with herself (that's why she's naked from the waist down)
The People who drive the tanks and the helicopter make barrack-style jokes
Paz Zuu hits on undead chicks in wherever he is when he's not on this world
Doku does strange things with Rachel
Smougan sleeps
Awakened Alma complains about excrutiating(sp?) pain
Spirit Doku floats around in random directions
Marbus sucks up the emperor's ass
The Emperor tries to keep his ass a bit clean and Marbus-free
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daemon_Maior wrote:

Dynamo discusses the meaning of life with the SATs, over a nice cup of tea


"Righty-ho chaps, I think we'll have a nice cup of tea. Just goes to show that just because I look like a kettle doesn't mean I can't enjoy a nice cup of tea. That made no sense. Ah ha. Ah ha ha ha. Why are you all looking at me? It's because I'm fat, isn't it!? *ZAP* Ah, good old Winchester."
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daemon_Maior wrote:
Murai works out(how d'you think he got those muscles)


Nah, he's probably...you know:


Pounding a desk.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Murai is praticing for his showoffing against Ryu to not get hit in the balls.

Masakado is watching Doku killing people and raping Kureha (guess she wasn't killed by the DDB Razz)

Dynamo is trieing to poop through the suit (he was hunched back when you meet him and you pissed him off)

The Hydracubus is... well you know how Japanese people can think >_>

The Bone Dragon, well he was stoned.

Alma is sealing every single way of getting out of the monastery so she could have Ryu all for herself (not in a good way).

Paz Zuu is probably flying aroud in the fiend realm or something and got pissed off when Ryu accidentally summoned hims cuz he loves flying.

Doku is... well what would you do if you have an unconcious girl with big boobs in your arms? Razz

Smougan is swimming but by taking the deity the lava became too undeep (people who saw DragonHeart will recognize this Razz)

Awakened Alma is waiting for Doku to hurry up while Doku is doing what he does to Rachel in the first place. (he's an animal ain't he? Razz)

Spirit Doku is playing with the little ghost fishes.

Marbus firing fireballs against fiends out of boredom. (no really, when I play the fiends get hurt by Marbus more then me!)

The Emperor didn't have a book so used the DDB to learn to stand right.

Dark Disciple is chatting with Gamov about his personal life and admits he uses steroids.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

XNinjaRed wrote:
The Bone Dragon, well he was stoned.


That alone outdoes my entire post
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daemon_Maior wrote:
XNinjaRed wrote:
The Bone Dragon, well he was stoned.


That alone outdoes my entire post


i dunno, i really liked the 'sleeping' of the dragons. Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Emperor was bust playing whack the fly with its big ears.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bet that spirit Doku is having an all you can eat fish barbaque!

Marbus is also having a barbecue, or possibly summoning catgirls to 'dance' for him.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ookami wrote:
I bet that spirit Doku is having an all you can eat fish barbaque!

Marbus is also having a barbecue, or possibly summoning catgirls to 'dance' for him.


Hey, even an evil samurai needs entertainment now and then.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WHy only the NG bosses. Think of the RPG bosses. hey are usually HUGE, and are just waiting there. I bet they are lonley.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daemon_Maior wrote:
depends on the boss, really. when looking at NG Bosses:

Murai works out(how d'you think he got those muscles)
Masakado kills Hayabusa ninjas for fun
Dynamo discusses the meaning of life with the SATs, over a nice cup of tea
The Hydracubus makes random appearences in Hentai videos and pictures
The Bone Dragon sleeps
Alma *ahem* "plays" with herself (that's why she's naked from the waist down)
The People who drive the tanks and the helicopter make barrack-style jokes
Paz Zuu hits on undead chicks in wherever he is when he's not on this world
Doku does strange things with Rachel
Smougan sleeps
Awakened Alma complains about excrutiating(sp?) pain
Spirit Doku floats around in random directions
Marbus sucks up the emperor's ass
The Emperor tries to keep his ass a bit clean and Marbus-free


Laughing at the fourth one.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ninjilla wrote:
WHy only the NG bosses. Think of the RPG bosses. hey are usually HUGE, and are just waiting there. I bet they are lonley.


Imagine how many times Sephiroth has to train for those stunts in Kingdom Hearts.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

a perfect example of WAITING time for bosses is Fable's (Spoilers) Jack of Blades, you go to jail in that amount of time and you can wait for years, and years while he takes over the world, but he doesnt till you get out of jail. (Spoilers)

and man, did my character get hairy. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay...

Bowser from Mario does wrong things to princess peach and tries to take up piano.

Gannon from Zeldo plays the organ and terrorizes the townspeople.

Lavos from Chrono Trigger is just kinda... there.

Magnus from Chrono Trigger is trying to learn the ultimate dark magic.

Kreia from Kotor 2 is busy being mysterious and pining over her hand.
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