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Ookami
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yay! This is a funny topic.

YKYPTMNGW: You have a collection of all the controllers you broke.
YKYPTMNGW: They're in choronological order...
YKYPTMNGW: And each one has a little plaque saying how it, "died."
YKYPTMNGW: ... and you hold a memorial service for them every night.
YKYPTMNGW: Individually.
YKYPTMNGW: You think you can take on battleships and blimps but flee from one guy in a rowboat.
YKYPTMNGW: You force your friends to play and point out how much better you are.
YKYPTMNGW: and your friends agree with you.
YKYPTMNGW: It depresses you that your brother doesn't know the difference between the Kitetsu and the TDS's movelists.
YKYPTMNGW: You cry tears of joy when you friend/family member plays NGB for the first time.
YKYPTMNGW: You have 50mil or more in mission mode.
YKYPTMNGW: You have a pile of all the stuff you broke while playing, and it fillys your entire room.
YKYPTMNGW: You calculate exactly how much more damage the UF does per point of health that Ryu looses.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too complex? Gee, jokes become less funny when you need to explain them.

WarpObscura wrote:
YKYPTMNGW: you replace the Ogre models in Warcraft III with ones that look like NGB's.


This one is obvious.

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YKYPTMNGW: you watch Gundam SEED and wonder why Kira and the other SEEDsters do not combust and have their Gundams turn black when the pilots go SEED. (Wordplay experience needed)


The bearers of the SEED are known to some as Berserkers. We know what Berserkers do...

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YKYPTMNGW: you can do all of the Lunar's moves with a stick of bamboo from your family garden.


Obvious, too.

WarpObscura wrote:
YKYPTMNGW: you see a soldier dressed in white and immediately pity the swallows nearby.


The Mechanised Vigoorian Soldiers come in primarily white and the swallows, well, you know what happens when Ryu tries to Flying Swallow one of these fellows. So Mechanised Vigoorian Rifleman > FS, get it yet?

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YKYPTMNGW: you wonder why Arkham cannot gather a 100 Legions and use them to perform Hundred Demons' Bite or Blade.


Arkham is one of Devil May Cry Three's villains. He has the ability to summon minions known as "Legions". Hundred Demons' Bite is 6+X with the DDB. Hundred Demons' Blade is the Dabilahro's ET.

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YKYPTMNGW: you see an excavator in action and are confused as to why rainbow explosions do not accompany its every strike of the ground.


An excavator Splits the Earth where it contacts... You dig?

WarpObscura wrote:
YKYPTMNGW: you see a storm approaching and think of Bruce Lee.

When a storm approaches, there are clouds gathering together. Bruce Lee, the famous martial artist and actor, had his favourite weapon in the Nunchaku.

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YKYPTMNGW: you hear that an earthquake occured somewhere nearby and ask where the hammer is.


The War Hammer's Charge Y attacks have "tremour" in their names.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got the jokes Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

YKYPTMNGW: you finish MNM with Wooden Sword... with Shurikens as projectile only (which is impossible because of the helicopter and the tank O_O)... and no Ninpo (which is easily done)... AND NO ARMLETS... AND NO COUNTER ATTACKS... AND USING NOTHING BUT THE SWEEPING KICK!!!!

ok i'm done...
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

XNinjaRed wrote:
YKYPTMNGW: you finish MNM with Wooden Sword... with Shurikens as projectile only (which is impossible because of the helicopter and the tank O_O)... and no Ninpo (which is easily done)... AND NO ARMLETS... AND NO COUNTER ATTACKS... AND USING NOTHING BUT THE SWEEPING KICK!!!!

ok i'm done...


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PLAYER HAS NO LIFE.

jk Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ryu_Hayabusa wrote:
XNinjaRed wrote:
YKYPTMNGW: you finish MNM with Wooden Sword... with Shurikens as projectile only (which is impossible because of the helicopter and the tank O_O)... and no Ninpo (which is easily done)... AND NO ARMLETS... AND NO COUNTER ATTACKS... AND USING NOTHING BUT THE SWEEPING KICK!!!!

ok i'm done...


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PLAYER HAS NO LIFE.

jk Wink
you don't have a life when you play Ninja Gaiden too much Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

YKYPTMNGW: When you're sitting in your room, eating your feces and mumbling over and over again: "Alma.... on MN".
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 5:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Azhur wrote:
YKYPTMNGW: When you're sitting in your room, eating your feces and mumbling over and over again: "Alma.... on MN".


... and it's your idea of a good time. Razz
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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YKYPTMNGW: You force your friends to play and point out how much better you are.
YKYPTMNGW: and your friends agree with you.


Damnit stop spying on me!
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 1:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dances w Ninjas wrote:
Ookami wrote:
YKYPTMNGW: You force your friends to play and point out how much better you are.
YKYPTMNGW: and your friends agree with you.


Damnit stop spying on me!
We're Ninjas! It's our duty to spy on eachother Razz
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

XNinjaRed wrote:
Dances w Ninjas wrote:
Ookami wrote:
YKYPTMNGW: You force your friends to play and point out how much better you are.
YKYPTMNGW: and your friends agree with you.


Damnit stop spying on me!
We're Ninjas! It's our duty to spy on eachother Razz


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

prepare to eat sushi....with your penis in...
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eww.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... yea....
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 3:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was uncalled for. Do not be so vulgar.
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