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Ninja of Sorrow
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i had a girl on my avatar and sig but you never asked that Chrispy, so why start now? Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know you are playing too much ninja gaiden when:

you kick your neighbour's dog continuously until he drops escense!
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

YKYPTMNGWY: say "RIP OFF OF EMPEROR FIGHT!" everytime Goku uses his flying cloud.
YKYPTMNGWY: expect to do a BoN with Krauser when his arm transforms in RE4.
YKYPTMNGWY: actually KNOW what Ryu said before the emperor fight O_O
YKYPTMNGWY: ask "what's so bad about the Game oveR screen if you can just continue?" everytime a family member is about to die.
YKYPTMNGWY: ask why you can't jump further if you rolled.
YKYPTMNGWY: see Dante do this combo with Swordsmaster+Rebellion: "Hightime, Airial Rave, Helmbreaker" and then you say "BoN RIP OFF!!!"
YKYPTMNGWY: see Vergil's CoatlessCostume/Roundtrip and then you say "Ryu's Costume/StabOfExtinction RIP OFF!!!"
YKYPTMNGWY: see Lucia trowing projectiles and then you say "Ryu's Shuriken RIP OFF!!!"
YKYPTMNGWY: ask why there aren't more knife attacks in RE series.
YKYPTMNGWY: broke up with your girlfriend/boyfriend because she/he isn't as handsome as Rachel/Ryu.

Ok... I'm starting to doubt myself now <_<
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:53 am    Post subject: one more Reply with quote

You know you are playing too much ninja gaiden when:

Your friend just finished playing Super mario brothers and you asked , whats your highest karma?

one more:
You run to the store to buy ninja gaiden 2 when it has'nt even been made yet!
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When...


When in a fight you stand there with a stick tensing really hard, only to say "Damn, i forgot you can't UT with a wooden stick"

You try to run on a wall falling flat on your face

You jump out your window expecting to turn in to a Falcon

When you have a fight a timer appears above your head

when you find an old war ship you scream & yell, "OMG so many UF's"
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:47 am    Post subject: Re: one more Reply with quote

KF_MWH wrote:
You know you are playing too much ninja gaiden when:

Your friend just finished playing Super mario brothers and you asked , whats your highest karma?

one more:
You run to the store to buy ninja gaiden 2 when it has'nt even been made yet!
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I GOTTA PLAY NGB MORE!!!! Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:34 pm    Post subject: Re: You Know You Play Too Much Ninja Gaiden When... Reply with quote

WarpObscura wrote:
Do any of the other Iberians' regulars want me to help Edge repost his YKYPTMNGW list of Greatness?


I remember that. I was really depressed, wrote a few and just kept going.

I wrote:
YKYPTMNGW: you have no life, your job sucks, everyone on your contact list is offline, your essays are dropping in standard quite dramatically and everyone you meet just pisses you off.

On a more humourous note...

YKYPTMNGW: You think running a marathon involves a big green guy and 111 cats.

YKYPTMNGW: You wonder what Buckingham palace REALLY looks like.

YKYPTMNGW: You become an architect and design stadiums that have no stairs. Or seats. Or sport.

YKYPTMNGW: You use a warp-portal to go to the city for some shopping.

YKYPTMNGW: The twelve signs of YOUR chinese zodiac are all "Dragon".

YKYPTMNGW: You buy the lostProphet's album "Fake Sound of Progress" and listen to track #1, Shinobi vs Dragon Ninja, for an entire week.

YKYPTMNGW: You think a stick with red paint can beat a 100lb sword.

YKYPTMNGW: You watch Jurassic Park and wonder why Dr. Grant didn't just use Blade of Nirrti.

YKYPTMNGW: You wonder how Ryu got on the damned airship in the first place.

YKYPTMNGW: You realise Ryu didn't know the names of any corpses in Chapter 2.

YKYPTMNGW: You refer to Doku as "that wuss with the sucky sword".

YKYPTMNGW: You name your dog "Marbus" and he summons cats to chase.

YKYPTMNGW: You're quite happy to play through Quake 1 with just the axe, provided you can use Six-Path-Spin and Steel Severer.

YKYPTMNGW: You place an order for 15 APFSDS cores, and the FBI knock on your door.

YKYPTMNGW: if you then shoot those FBI agents with said APFSDS cores.

YKYPTMNGW: If you then have to take down the FBI's communication network with a bow, a stick, arrows, duct tape, 3 vials of blueberry-flavored yoghurt drinks and a pink band around your wrist.

YKYPTMNGW: Your PIN number at the bank is written in a diary that you leave 3 yards from an ATM.

YKYPTMNGW: Your definition of "moat" doesn't involve castles in any way, shape or form.

YKYPTMNGW: Askaninja.com is your first source of counselling, before high school/work, the local counselling centre and Montel Williams.

YKYPTMNGW: you ARE Ryu Hayabusa. And not from NF either.

YKYPTMNGW: Your computer starts recording the hours you AREN'T browsing Iberiansninjagaiden.com because it's so much easier.

YKYPTMNGW: you refuse to go to Holland because it's populated with purple ninjas (think about it).

YKYPTMNGW: You train your tarantula to throw incendiary shuriken.

YKYPTMNGW: You can cast Firewheels, Inferno, Ice Storm and Inazuma. All at the same time.

YKYPTMNGW: You successfully argue that Ryu must be strong enough to dual-wield the UF and the DDB.

YKYPTMNGW: You think J.R.R. Tolkien stole his dragon's name from NG.

YKYPTMNGW: You think Smaug was also defeated by a plank of wood with some symbols on it.

YKYPTMNGW: You play God of War and Izuna Drop the Hydra.

YKYPTMNGW: You play Devil May Cry and hack it so that Royal Guard reads Teh Intercept.

YKYPTMNGW: You think you can avoid taking pain from flying debris by blocking at the last minute.

YKYPTMNGW: You think you can still perform a perfect double somersault even though you have a 100lb sword tied to your back.

YKYPTMNGW: If you think you can still walk with said sword on your back.

YKYPTMNGW: You write a PhD thesis in theology about Gurdu and Vigoor.

YKYPTMNGW: You pass with said thesis.

YKYPTMNGW: You mess up a situation in life and go to press back+start, only to realise that the option is not available to you.

YKYPTMNGW: You blame life's mishaps on the camera.

YKYPTMNGW: You start using the phrase "If your only tool is a hammer, treat every problem as a nail" on a daily basis.

YKYPTMNGW: Your cellphone has Emperor as a ringtone.

YKYPTMNGW: When someone tells you to Spread Eagle, you think it's a TDS move.

YKYPTMNGW: Your Eldar Warhammer 40k army has a Seer Council that is 13 strong, takes up over half your army's points and each has a different weapon, including a Warlock carefully firing an Eldar Speargun that does 1 Strength 1 AP - shot with a range of 2". On the other hand, your Farseer can go Strength 10 with no saves in close combat when he is down to his last wound...

YKYPTMNGW: You looked at the above and wondered if that would be a good modelling project.

YKYPTMNGW: You saw Warhammer and thought of Rachel.

YKYPTMNGW: You constantly talk about NGB and AskaNinja in the workplace although no-one has a damned clue what you're talking about. (Guilty)

YKYPTMNGW: Your gamertag is Junkboy35.

YKYPTMNGW: You play as Ryu in every DoA game ever made. Even the volleyball one. Which Ryu probably wasn't in.

YKYPTMNGW: You realise why Shinobier is CALLED Shinobier.

YKYPTMNGW: You ARE Shinobier.

YKYPTMNGW: You wonder whether AoM stands for Armlet of Moon in my username and marvel at my amazing powers of prophecy in that I made the name up THREE YEARS before NG came out.

YKYPTMNGW: You use shuriken to cut your dinner, saving incendiaries for the tough steaks.

YKYPTMNGW: A Lunar Eclipse is a variant UT.

YKYPTMNGW: You completely refuse to play Chapters 4 and 8 because they have no boss, and then to play chapter 11 because it might as well not have.

YKYPTMNGW: You do a karma run that takes 40+ hours.

YKYPTMNGW: When the above is true and you haven't finished Chapter 1.

YKYPTMNGW: You not only coin several NGB terms, but you reinforce them on several occasions.

YKYPTMNGW: You use the term "Weibull'd" at work.

YKYPTMNGW: You write to Oxford to get the dictionary definitions of Fortune and Benediction reversed.

YKYPTMNGW: Muramasa gives you a loyalty card because you shop there so damned often.

YKYPTMNGW: You know all 50 golden scarabs by title and manufacturing date.

YKYPTMNGW: You fail Physics because your answer to "What is a Dynamo?" was "A fat bloke with a plasma cannon".

YKYPTMNGW: You watch "Program" from The Animatrix and wonder what Masakado is doing guest-starring in it.

AND FINALLY:

YKYPTMNGW: you've read this entire post, recognised yourself at LEAST 3 times, pledged to fulfill all of the other statements within the next year and have come up with a longer post than this.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:55 pm    Post subject: Re: You Know You Play Too Much Ninja Gaiden When... Reply with quote

Edge AoM wrote:
WarpObscura wrote:
Do any of the other Iberians' regulars want me to help Edge repost his YKYPTMNGW list of Greatness?


I remember that. I was really depressed, wrote a few and just kept going.

I wrote:
YKYPTMNGW: you have no life, your job sucks, everyone on your contact list is offline, your essays are dropping in standard quite dramatically and everyone you meet just pisses you off.

On a more humourous note...

YKYPTMNGW: You think running a marathon involves a big green guy and 111 cats.

YKYPTMNGW: You wonder what Buckingham palace REALLY looks like.

YKYPTMNGW: You become an architect and design stadiums that have no stairs. Or seats. Or sport.

YKYPTMNGW: You use a warp-portal to go to the city for some shopping.

YKYPTMNGW: The twelve signs of YOUR chinese zodiac are all "Dragon".

YKYPTMNGW: You buy the lostProphet's album "Fake Sound of Progress" and listen to track #1, Shinobi vs Dragon Ninja, for an entire week.

YKYPTMNGW: You think a stick with red paint can beat a 100lb sword.

YKYPTMNGW: You watch Jurassic Park and wonder why Dr. Grant didn't just use Blade of Nirrti.

YKYPTMNGW: You wonder how Ryu got on the damned airship in the first place.

YKYPTMNGW: You realise Ryu didn't know the names of any corpses in Chapter 2.

YKYPTMNGW: You refer to Doku as "that wuss with the sucky sword".

YKYPTMNGW: You name your dog "Marbus" and he summons cats to chase.

YKYPTMNGW: You're quite happy to play through Quake 1 with just the axe, provided you can use Six-Path-Spin and Steel Severer.

YKYPTMNGW: You place an order for 15 APFSDS cores, and the FBI knock on your door.

YKYPTMNGW: if you then shoot those FBI agents with said APFSDS cores.

YKYPTMNGW: If you then have to take down the FBI's communication network with a bow, a stick, arrows, duct tape, 3 vials of blueberry-flavored yoghurt drinks and a pink band around your wrist.

YKYPTMNGW: Your PIN number at the bank is written in a diary that you leave 3 yards from an ATM.

YKYPTMNGW: Your definition of "moat" doesn't involve castles in any way, shape or form.

YKYPTMNGW: Askaninja.com is your first source of counselling, before high school/work, the local counselling centre and Montel Williams.

YKYPTMNGW: you ARE Ryu Hayabusa. And not from NF either.

YKYPTMNGW: Your computer starts recording the hours you AREN'T browsing Iberiansninjagaiden.com because it's so much easier.

YKYPTMNGW: you refuse to go to Holland because it's populated with purple ninjas (think about it).

YKYPTMNGW: You train your tarantula to throw incendiary shuriken.

YKYPTMNGW: You can cast Firewheels, Inferno, Ice Storm and Inazuma. All at the same time.

YKYPTMNGW: You successfully argue that Ryu must be strong enough to dual-wield the UF and the DDB.

YKYPTMNGW: You think J.R.R. Tolkien stole his dragon's name from NG.

YKYPTMNGW: You think Smaug was also defeated by a plank of wood with some symbols on it.

YKYPTMNGW: You play God of War and Izuna Drop the Hydra.

YKYPTMNGW: You play Devil May Cry and hack it so that Royal Guard reads Teh Intercept.

YKYPTMNGW: You think you can avoid taking pain from flying debris by blocking at the last minute.

YKYPTMNGW: You think you can still perform a perfect double somersault even though you have a 100lb sword tied to your back.

YKYPTMNGW: If you think you can still walk with said sword on your back.

YKYPTMNGW: You write a PhD thesis in theology about Gurdu and Vigoor.

YKYPTMNGW: You pass with said thesis.

YKYPTMNGW: You mess up a situation in life and go to press back+start, only to realise that the option is not available to you.

YKYPTMNGW: You blame life's mishaps on the camera.

YKYPTMNGW: You start using the phrase "If your only tool is a hammer, treat every problem as a nail" on a daily basis.

YKYPTMNGW: Your cellphone has Emperor as a ringtone.

YKYPTMNGW: When someone tells you to Spread Eagle, you think it's a TDS move.

YKYPTMNGW: Your Eldar Warhammer 40k army has a Seer Council that is 13 strong, takes up over half your army's points and each has a different weapon, including a Warlock carefully firing an Eldar Speargun that does 1 Strength 1 AP - shot with a range of 2". On the other hand, your Farseer can go Strength 10 with no saves in close combat when he is down to his last wound...

YKYPTMNGW: You looked at the above and wondered if that would be a good modelling project.

YKYPTMNGW: You saw Warhammer and thought of Rachel.

YKYPTMNGW: You constantly talk about NGB and AskaNinja in the workplace although no-one has a damned clue what you're talking about. (Guilty)

YKYPTMNGW: Your gamertag is Junkboy35.

YKYPTMNGW: You play as Ryu in every DoA game ever made. Even the volleyball one. Which Ryu probably wasn't in.

YKYPTMNGW: You realise why Shinobier is CALLED Shinobier.

YKYPTMNGW: You ARE Shinobier.

YKYPTMNGW: You wonder whether AoM stands for Armlet of Moon in my username and marvel at my amazing powers of prophecy in that I made the name up THREE YEARS before NG came out.

YKYPTMNGW: You use shuriken to cut your dinner, saving incendiaries for the tough steaks.

YKYPTMNGW: A Lunar Eclipse is a variant UT.

YKYPTMNGW: You completely refuse to play Chapters 4 and 8 because they have no boss, and then to play chapter 11 because it might as well not have.

YKYPTMNGW: You do a karma run that takes 40+ hours.

YKYPTMNGW: When the above is true and you haven't finished Chapter 1.

YKYPTMNGW: You not only coin several NGB terms, but you reinforce them on several occasions.

YKYPTMNGW: You use the term "Weibull'd" at work.

YKYPTMNGW: You write to Oxford to get the dictionary definitions of Fortune and Benediction reversed.

YKYPTMNGW: Muramasa gives you a loyalty card because you shop there so damned often.

YKYPTMNGW: You know all 50 golden scarabs by title and manufacturing date.

YKYPTMNGW: You fail Physics because your answer to "What is a Dynamo?" was "A fat bloke with a plasma cannon".

YKYPTMNGW: You watch "Program" from The Animatrix and wonder what Masakado is doing guest-starring in it.

AND FINALLY:

YKYPTMNGW: you've read this entire post, recognised yourself at LEAST 3 times, pledged to fulfill all of the other statements within the next year and have come up with a longer post than this.

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the last one, I recognized myself >_<
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
YKYPTMNGWY: broke up with your girlfriend/boyfriend because she/he isn't as handsome as Rachel/Ryu.


This is always the case!
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:19 pm    Post subject: lol Reply with quote

You know you have played too much ninja gaiden when:

you have killed all of your classmates (with a katana) during field trip to gather as much esscense as possible for the ultimate UT!

O , O
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Funny Edges were great.

YKYPTMNGWY: You throw popcorn at an oldman and demand a spikier stick.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

YKYPTMNGW: you replace the Ogre models in Warcraft III with ones that look like NGB's.
YKYPTMNGW: you watch Gundam SEED and wonder why Kira and the other SEEDsters do not combust and have their Gundams turn black when the pilots go SEED. (Wordplay experience needed)
YKYPTMNGW: you can do all of the Lunar's moves with a stick of bamboo from your family garden.
YKYPTMNGW: you see a soldier dressed in white and immediately pity the swallows nearby.
YKYPTMNGW: you wonder why Arkham cannot gather a 100 Legions and use them to perform Hundred Demons' Bite or Blade.
YKYPTMNGW: you see an excavator in action and are confused as to why rainbow explosions do not accompany its every strike of the ground.
YKYPTMNGW: you see a storm approaching and think of Bruce Lee.
YKYPTMNGW: you hear that an earthquake occured somewhere nearby and ask where the hammer is.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

YKYPTMNGW: You understand all of WarpObscura's jokes. Because I sure don't. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me neither , I only got like 4Laughing I am guilty of the Bruce lee one, tho, but I dont think that has anything to do with NG...
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ninjilla wrote:
Me neither , I only got like 4Laughing I am guilty of the Bruce lee one, tho, but I dont think that has anything to do with NG...

Storm of the heavenly dragon, maybe Laughing
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