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PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 1:21 pm    Post subject: just found Oblivion lol story Reply with quote

Darky=Dark Elf

Beggining of game

Darky: OMG WTF?!?1

Valen Dreth: LOL NOOB DARK ELF U GONNA DIE N HERE!!

Renault: FOLO ME GUYZ I GET US OUT HERE

Uriel Septim: DAM SPAWN CAMPRZ KILT MY SONZ

Renault: WTF? Y DIS NOOB IN HERE?!?1/ HE CANT BE HER!!1 WALLHAX!1!

Baurus: GET OVA BY DA WINDOW, NOOB, OR WE KIL U!

Darky: K! *Moves to the window*

Uriel: HEY U, I SEEN U B4

Darky: WHO DA HELL R U? A STALKR?!?!1

Uriel: NO, HOE, IM UR DADDY

Renault, Baurus, Glenroy: LOL PWNED

Uriel: JOIN OUR PARTY, NOOB, OR WE OWN U

Baurus: STAY OUT OUR WAY!

Mythic Dawn Assassin: RAWR!! *Kills Renault*

Glenroy: WTF?!/ OUR LEADR, U ****ING SPAWN CAMPERS!!

*Darky takes Renault's katana when no one is looking*

Darky: DIE U RED ROBED NOOBZ!!!

Glenroy: I TAKE LEAD, MAKE SUR URIAL DONT DIE

*The party continues along their path*

Glenroy: LOOK!1! A DOOR!!1

Baurus: ABONDON NOOB!!

Darky: WTF?!?? NOOBZ! I K33L U!!

*Later, after Darky kills some goblins and rats*

Darky: HEY NOOBZ!!

Glenroy: OMG NOOB FOLO US KILL HIM!!

Uriel: CALM DOWN, NOOB, I TEAM KILL U! NOOB, WUT UR SIGN? STOOPID?

Darky: NO, ATRAOCNACH!!

Uriel: I HAVE NO IDEA WTF U JUST SIAD, BUT K, COME WIT US

*Later*

Uriel: HERE, TAKE DIS, GIVE IT TO JEFFREY

*Uriel hands Darky the Amulet of Kings*

*Mythic Dawn Agent appears from behind him, he turns around*

Uriel: WALLHAX!

MDA: LOOOLOLOL

*MDA kills Uriel*

Baurus: NOOB! U LET HIM DIE! U SUK!!

Darky: STFU

Baurus: WHER AMULET?

Darky: HE GIVE IT TO ME, U CANT HAVE IT

Baurus: FINE, GIVE IT TO JAUFFRE

Darky: I TOUGHT HE WAS JEFFREY

Baurus: STFU! TAKE DIS KEY!

Darky: K!

*Later, Darky emerges from the sewers into the big world of Cryodiil*

Darky: OMG ITZ BRIGHT!
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After Darky emerges from the sewers, he ponders what he should do...

Darky: LOL SCREW JEFFREY HE SUX

*Darky wonders around until he finds a wolf*

Darky: LOL LOOK AT THE NICE KITTY!!

Wolf: RAWR! *Bites Darky*

Darky: OW! DAT HURT BUTLICKAR!1 *Darky slashes the wolf, killing it*

Darky: LOL I TAKE ITZ FUR *Darky takes the wolf's pelt*

*After wandering, he finds the gates to the Market District in the Imperial City*

Darky: KOOL!! I STEEL FROM HERE LOLOLOLOL

*Darky steals 4 gold from a crate*

Darky: LOL IM RICH BIOTCH!!!1

*Dark talks to a wandering beggar*

Darky: BOW TO ME OR I PEE IN UR BUTT!!

Beggar: STFU

Darky: STFU DIS! *Darky throws a fireball at the beggar, sending him flying back, dead*

YOUR KILLINGS HAVE BEING OBSERVED BY FORCES UNKNOWN

Darky: WTF WAS DAT? *yawn* IM TIRED I NEED SLEP

*Darky finds a bed, in which he decides to sleep*

Lucien Lachance: WAKE UP NOOB, I KILL U!

Darky: STFU!

Lucien: TAKE DIS KNIFE, KILL RUFUS AT DA IN OF EEL OMAN, THEN I WAKE U UP AGAIN

Darky: IM TIRED, GO AWAY, LOLOLOL

Lucien: KILL RUFIO!! NOW!!!

Darky: K, GET UR PANTYS OUTTA BUNCH!

Lucien: DEY UR MOMS PANTYS

Darky: LOL

Lucien: GO!

*After Lucien leaves, Darky debates on doing what he says*

Darky: HE GOT KOOL ROBEZ, I WANT DEM!!

*Darky looks at the Blade of Woe*

Darky: OMG DIS IS KOO LOKING!! I PWN NOOBZ WIT DIS!!!

*As Darky starts wandering toward the Inn of Ill Omen, he finds yet another wolf*

Darky: LOL U SUX, I GOT DA BLADE OF WOAH, BIOTCH!!1!

*Darky then slashes the wolf, barely harming it*

Wolf: LOLO...err...RAWR!! *The wolf bites Darky*

Darky: LOL, U WOLFS SUX

*Darky then switches back to his Steel Longsword, killing the wolf then*

Darky: SKREW DAT NIFE, IT SUX

*Darky tries to drop this weakass Blade of Woe Lucien gave him, but can't*

Darky: WTF?!? FIRST DA OMLETTE OF KINGS, NOW DIS?1??

Will Darky kill Rufio at the Inn of Ill Omen? Will he join the Dark Brotherhood? Is Lucien really wearing Darky's mom's panties? Find out next time, for Darky's new adventures in Cyrodiil!

Silencer found it in Gamefaqs Very Funny
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Funny awesome story!! I loved this part;

Uriel: CALM DOWN, NOOB, I TEAM KILL U! NOOB, WUT UR SIGN? STOOPID?

Darky: NO, ATRAOCNACH!!

Woo, that was a laugh.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TLDR.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then you missed a great story.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Edge AoM wrote:
TLDR.


You didn't miss anything... I didn't think it was funny at all.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

this is my favorite:

After Darky emerges from the sewers, he ponders what he should do...

Darky: LOL SCREW JEFFREY HE SUX

*Darky wonders around until he finds a wolf*

Darky: LOL LOOK AT THE NICE KITTY!!

Wolf: RAWR! *Bites Darky*

Darky: OW! DAT HURT BUTLICKAR!1 *Darky slashes the wolf, killing it*

Darky: LOL I TAKE ITZ FUR *Darky takes the wolf's pelt*

And Sabo, What is not to get it had running out of breath the first time I read it. Confused
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 9:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He hasnt played, so he wouldnt get the inside jokes. It isnt too funny from face value.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Funny I should go back and play through the beggining again, yeah, it wouldnt be funny if you havent played it before, I take it, you havent sabo?
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nope. Haven't played it.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you should try it, out don't punch ppl they'll fight back,(not unless they attck you first ofcourse Wink ) and sometimes they may be stronger than you, and sometimes they're gay and call the gaurds. Shocked but otherwise listen to they're conversations and don't steal. Laughing unless you like getting your ass kicked which you might not like, if you're gonna steal save first before stealing, and you might want to buy an invisibily spell before stealing and try to make the shop owner turn around by speaking to him or jumping around then after you get his attention sneak away from his eyes and steal(or use invisibility spell)so he has less of a chance to notice you, and crouch before stealing you make less noise, and if you have boots on and don't have a high sneaking lvl (you will be alerted when boots no longer effect the noise you make when you make movement)take off your boots Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always steal stuff. Its pretty easy to get away, go to Armand, or drop what you stole and go to jail and pick it back up.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hijack of topic:

What's your preferred Star Sign in Elder Scrolls?
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dont remember many of them. I always chose the stealthiest one. Was Theif a sign or something else?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The shadow
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My favorite was the...crap, i cant remember, think it was the apprentice, or the mage or something.
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