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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:17 am    Post subject: Blonde on highway Reply with quote

A police officer riding with his bike across the highway spots a very slow moving sportscar. He signals it to the side of the road and walks up to the driver, which is a blonde girl. "Ma'am, could you please tell me why you were driving so slowly?". The girl responds with: "Well, that sign says A52, so I'm not going any faster then 52.". The officer smacks his forehead and explains that it is a number to indicate which road you're on. "Oh, I didn't know that. Thank you.", the girl says. The officer nods, but then spots a passenger next to the girl. But the passenger is completely white-faced and in complete shock. "What has happened to him?", the officer asks. To which the blonde responds: "Before this road, we were travelling across the N320."

(Dutch people will catch this joke a little faster)
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LoL yeah i have been on the autobahn MANY times.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing that was funny
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know what an N320 is so this joke just went completely over my head. WhoosH! Confused


EDIT: OHHH! Ok. Shes was speeding. Now I get it. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

XDDDDD lol Nice wun! : )
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DaLilWun wrote:
XDDDDD lol Nice wun! : )


I have my moments. I'll post more if I remember a few later.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

when's your next one.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How do you give a blonde a nosebleed?

Answer: put your manhood under a glass table.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also pretty old Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

really? I never heard it before.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How can you tell a blonde has been using your computer?

Answer: there's eraser liquid on the screen.

And how can you tell another blonde has used the computer after that?

Answer: there's writing over the eraser liquid.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

why does she have curtains in front of the screen?









to open "Windows."
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daemon_Maior wrote:
why does she have curtains in front of the screen?









to open "Windows."


LOL I knew that one! But still funny! Laughing Laughing
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