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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:50 pm    Post subject: A life tip from Ninjilla... Reply with quote

Ever get out of bed, having to go to the bethroom? We all do, but when we turn the bathroom light on, when we get back we cant see in the dark anymore! I got just the solution. Introducing my patented (AKA I have been using it since I was like, 5) "Winky-mato-o-tomic-a-nator"! Just wink one of your eyes before you leav the room, keep it down, and open when you get back to the darkness! You will still see in the dark and have seen where you fling your pee!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OR, assuming you know the layout of your house, go to the bathroom with your eyes closed.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WTF? Confused
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BUT what about things lying misconstrue about the floor? What if you miss the toilet and hit your cat?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

at least you are not pissing then
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats what you would be doing if you were going to miss. If you were a girl then you sit down, and therefore, not miss. my wonder works,s so just try it out and SEE HOW MUCH USE IT IS!!!! (This tip is now for the ppl who wont clean up their rooms)
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ill keep that in mind
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always tie a knot in mine.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Excellent

EDIT: Tie a know on what... Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:03 pm    Post subject: Re: A life tip from Ninjilla... Reply with quote

Ninjilla wrote:
Ever get out of bed, having to go to the bethroom? We all do, but when we turn the bathroom light on, when we get back we cant see in the dark anymore! I got just the solution. Introducing my patented (AKA I have been using it since I was like, 5) "Winky-mato-o-tomic-a-nator"! Just wink one of your eyes before you leav the room, keep it down, and open when you get back to the darkness! You will still see in the dark and have seen where you fling your pee!



is that thing even real
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ninjilla wrote:
Excellent

EDIT: Tie a know on what... Shocked


Saves the trouble of getting out of bed. Plus you can always go in the morning when MUST get out of bed.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:08 pm    Post subject: Re: A life tip from Ninjilla... Reply with quote

Masquito wrote:
Ninjilla wrote:
Ever get out of bed, having to go to the bethroom? We all do, but when we turn the bathroom light on, when we get back we cant see in the dark anymore! I got just the solution. Introducing my patented (AKA I have been using it since I was like, 5) "Winky-mato-o-tomic-a-nator"! Just wink one of your eyes before you leav the room, keep it down, and open when you get back to the darkness! You will still see in the dark and have seen where you fling your pee!



is that thing even real


It isnt a thing, it's just closing one of your eyes so it retains the ability to see in the dark. And Ryu, I still dont know WTF your tying.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i just never herd of it
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:10 pm    Post subject: Re: A life tip from Ninjilla... Reply with quote

Ninjilla wrote:
Masquito wrote:
Ninjilla wrote:
Ever get out of bed, having to go to the bethroom? We all do, but when we turn the bathroom light on, when we get back we cant see in the dark anymore! I got just the solution. Introducing my patented (AKA I have been using it since I was like, 5) "Winky-mato-o-tomic-a-nator"! Just wink one of your eyes before you leav the room, keep it down, and open when you get back to the darkness! You will still see in the dark and have seen where you fling your pee!



is that thing even real


It isnt a thing, it's just closing one of your eyes so it retains the ability to see in the dark. And Ryu, I still dont know WTF your tying.


neither do i
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:10 pm    Post subject: Re: A life tip from Ninjilla... Reply with quote

Ninjilla wrote:
Masquito wrote:
Ninjilla wrote:
Ever get out of bed, having to go to the bethroom? We all do, but when we turn the bathroom light on, when we get back we cant see in the dark anymore! I got just the solution. Introducing my patented (AKA I have been using it since I was like, 5) "Winky-mato-o-tomic-a-nator"! Just wink one of your eyes before you leav the room, keep it down, and open when you get back to the darkness! You will still see in the dark and have seen where you fling your pee!



is that thing even real


It isnt a thing, it's just closing one of your eyes so it retains the ability to see in the dark. And Ryu, I still dont know WTF your tying.


Well, think harder.
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