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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:44 am    Post subject: Strangest classmate/colleague you met Reply with quote

Title pretty much explains it. Post here stories/events of the strangest colleague or classmate you have ever met.

I'll start:

At the themepark where I work, we have this guy. Let's call him M. M is working fulltime, and he thinks he knows it all. A three year old knows more. He smells like sweat everytime. If he raises his arm and you are on the other end of the table you should cover your nose. It is that bad. But now the main event (or, one of many):

A few years back, we had a show called Efteling on Ice (Efteling is the name of the themepark). M. was walking by when a show had ended and he saw people coming out of the emergency exits. Thinking in his mind that this may never happen on his shift, he walked in and apparentle made quite a fuss about it. When they told him they didn't have that many personnel for that day he left, apparently quite mad (but he is that most of the time, so no surprise there). Another (ex-)colleague, let's call him B, saw him a few hours later. M. was smiling, and so B. asked why he was so happy. M. told him the story above, and B. asked him how he solved it.

Now comes the best part:

M. TIED the EMERGENCY EXITS with a red/white plastic cord. And he was very proud of that as well. To this day, we are still laughing about it. M. is weird, no question about it. I have more stories, but I'll wait what others have to tell.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Efterling (sp) owns. I've been there, it's great fun.

I think for me it's the case of I'm the strange one compared to everyone else's relative normality.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Edge AoM wrote:
Efterling (sp) owns. I've been there, it's great fun.

I think for me it's the case of I'm the strange one compared to everyone else's relative normality.


Depends on what you did. And I'm glad you liked the park. But no stories?
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know...I'd give this story about a classmate, but the kid is even too wierd for this thread. I won't even get into it. He has like the 'Midas Touch' for awkwardness
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You know...I'd give this story about a classmate, but the kid is even too wierd for this thread. I won't even get into it. He has like the 'Midas Touch' for awkwardness


He can't be any weirder then that guy I work with.

Can he?
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kloe Very Funny jk. Prolly my friend Sean, we met in 4th. Has the same sense of humor as me: Perverted Razz
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

prolly joe, he wrote kill hate on his knuckles, though he's not my friend
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ryu_Hayabusa wrote:
Illmatic wrote:
You know...I'd give this story about a classmate, but the kid is even too wierd for this thread. I won't even get into it. He has like the 'Midas Touch' for awkwardness


He can't be any weirder then that guy I work with.

Can he?


WAY WORSE. This kid has said some of the weirdest things I've ever heard. And it's not just my isolated opinion, he's like a topic of conversation with everyone in our grade. People always joke about him shooting up the school or something. Oh, and he stalks too, one girl nearly had to get a restraining order against him.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Illmatic wrote:
Ryu_Hayabusa wrote:
Illmatic wrote:
You know...I'd give this story about a classmate, but the kid is even too wierd for this thread. I won't even get into it. He has like the 'Midas Touch' for awkwardness


He can't be any weirder then that guy I work with.

Can he?


WAY WORSE. This kid has said some of the weirdest things I've ever heard. And it's not just my isolated opinion, he's like a topic of conversation with everyone in our grade. People always joke about him shooting up the school or something. Oh, and he stalks too, one girl nearly had to get a restraining order against him.


whoa thats pretty serious

the strangest person i met was also my friend

me and him would always piss off teachers and throw stuff everywhere.

but then he had to move back to louisiana

goodbye my irish friend Cry Baby
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OH! I do have a story about an INSANE classmate, that is a lot more funny than creepy. He isn't actually my classmate, but my brother's who's a freshman in University.

Okay, so my brother takes this music history class, it's an evening course so some people may be a little hungry. So on the first day this complete stranger sits down beside him and pulls out some boxes of Golden grams out of his bag. Now that itself may not be strange. However, after he shares some cereal with my brother, he then pulls out two bags of milk, two bowls, spoons, and a pair of scissors. He brought out actual cereal, with milk and all, in the middle of the lecture.

Anyways, the next week, my brother is in that class, and someone taps him on the shoulder. It is the same guy, he gives my brother a grilled cheese sandwhich and then proceeds to hand them out across the lecture hall. When he finally got back to his desk, my brother noticed where there's an outlet for a laptop he had the actual grill plugged into his seat and continued cooking. Oh he then also mentioned to people that the next week is pancakes.

Well, the next week comes, this time my brother brings like 6 friends to class to see this guy, anticipating pancakes. About halfway through the class the guy comes in with 24 boxes of pizza and hands them out to people. Apparently he's working on getting the right ingredients, so he changed the menu to pizza.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

so he is gay?! (not your brother but that one dude)

thats really strange

how would he know to bring two bowls,two spoons and cereal?! Shocked
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ninja of Sorrow wrote:
so he is gay?! (not your brother but that one dude)

thats really strange

how would he know to bring two bowls,two spoons and cereal?! Shocked


He's not gay, he was giving food to everyone. He had more than two bowls, he had enough cereal for like 6 people. I think he's just strange, really strange.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's awesome!!! Very Happy Very Happy

Man, that would be wicked sick, just goin' to that guy and saying:

"Hey, give me some pancakes."

"Yes, Sir!"

*hands pancakes*

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Illmatic wrote:
Ninja of Sorrow wrote:
so he is gay?! (not your brother but that one dude)

thats really strange

how would he know to bring two bowls,two spoons and cereal?! Shocked


He's not gay, he was giving food to everyone. He had more than two bowls, he had enough cereal for like 6 people. I think he's just strange, really strange.


oh my bad

by the way you told it it sure sounded like it
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Illmatic wrote:
Ninja of Sorrow wrote:
so he is gay?! (not your brother but that one dude)

thats really strange

how would he know to bring two bowls,two spoons and cereal?! Shocked


He's not gay, he was giving food to everyone. He had more than two bowls, he had enough cereal for like 6 people. I think he's just strange, really strange.


He sounds like my mother XP. She likes to feed people, and she's always asking ANYONE that comes over to our house if they want food. She even fed the people we hried to do some landscaping in our yard.
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