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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:39 am    Post subject: funny raps Reply with quote

can't touch me ju ju ju just like the bad guy from lethal wepon 2 I have diplomatic immunity so hammer you can't sue, I can write graffiti even j walk in the street, I can wear a hoop, don't give a hoot and touch your sister's teat
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You think you're hot Beana but you're not
Stealing raps from Family Guy and gettin caught
Think up your own original s*** once in a while
Or I'll kick ya in the nuts and feed you to a crocodile.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WTF. I didnt know edge could lyrisize (sp) Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ninjilla wrote:
WTF. I didnt know edge could lyrisize (sp) Laughing


lol, (sp)?. "Lyricise isn't even a word".

Anyways I could go on for a few days with some of the stuff I've heard. (whether it's intentional or not).

"When I go out, I'mma go out shootin/I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club stupid!" - Eminem

"I'm lookin for Mrs. Bubblegum, I'm Mr. Chicostick/ I wanna dun dun dun, cause you so thick" - Someone on the song Laffy Taffy. ( Very Funny @ saying "dun dun dun", how do you run out of words.)

"You got a House In Virginia, the only way you sicker than us
Is gettin bagged by the .22's, you're a ridiculous f*ck
But there's no need for gun play, it's okay, cause you're dying anyway" - Nas (dissing Cam'Ron)
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Edge AoM wrote:
You think you're hot Beana but you're not
Stealing raps from Family Guy and gettin caught
Think up your own original s*** once in a while
Or I'll kick ya in the nuts and feed you to a crocodile.


Yay! Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My name is Ryu,
you can't see me but I see you.
I took your daughter in your house,
and made her squeel like a little mouse.
She made us very hot,
something your wife is certainly not.
The neighbours knocked on the door,
but I knocked them on the floor.
That made me feel so good,
and I got back in the mood.
We went at it all night long,
which also brings and end to this rap song.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ryu_Hayabusa wrote:
My name is Ryu,
you can't see me but I see you.
I took your daughter in your house,
and made her squeel like a little mouse.
She made us very hot,
something your wife is certainly not.
The neighbours knocked on the door,
but I knocked them on the floor.
That made me feel so good,
and I got back in the mood.
We went at it all night long,
which also brings and end to this rap song.


*dies laughing*
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL Laughing Laughing Laughing

i have a rap but its not mine

hint: i saw it on MTV!

i rot peas on my head but dont call me a peahead
bees on my head but dont call me a beehead
bruce lees on my head but dont call me a leehead
now please excuse me i gots to get my tree fed
yo i hate lame brands and make my own clothing
i hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing
Apple:i hate myself
pancake on my face makes me extra happy
i rock shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy
cuz its my show you cant tell me what to do
if life hands me lemons i make beef stew
yo i gotta go its time for me to rock it
i put bologna in by left pocket
smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
cuz its my show im andy milonakis
its my show im schmandy schmiloschmokis
its my show im andy milonakis

once again i did not make this! Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Illmatic wrote:
Ninjilla wrote:
WTF. I didnt know edge could lyrisize (sp) Laughing


lol, (sp)?. "Lyricise isn't even a word".

Anyways I could go on for a few days with some of the stuff I've heard. (whether it's intentional or not).

"When I go out, I'mma go out shootin/I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club stupid!" - Eminem

"I'm lookin for Mrs. Bubblegum, I'm Mr. Chicostick/ I wanna dun dun dun, cause you so thick" - Someone on the song Laffy Taffy. ( Very Funny @ saying "dun dun dun", how do you run out of words.)


"You got a House In Virginia, the only way you sicker than us
Is gettin bagged by the .22's, you're a ridiculous f*ck
But there's no need for gun play, it's okay, cause you're dying anyway" - Nas (dissing Cam'Ron)


I dont care if it is a word Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ninja of Sorrow wrote:
LOL Laughing Laughing Laughing

i have a rap but its not mine

hint: i saw it on MTV!

i rot peas on my head but dont call me a peahead
bees on my head but dont call me a beehead
bruce lees on my head but dont call me a leehead
now please excuse me i gots to get my tree fed
yo i hate lame brands and make my own clothing
i hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing
Apple:i hate myself
pancake on my face makes me extra happy
i rock shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy
cuz its my show you cant tell me what to do
if life hands me lemons i make beef stew
yo i gotta go its time for me to rock it
i put bologna in by left pocket
smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
cuz its my show im andy milonakis
its my show im schmandy schmiloschmokis
its my show im andy milonakis

once again i did not make this! Laughing


Nice one. I made mine up while I typed Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I despizse Andy Milonakis like Heavens hates Lisa; with a passion.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:41 am    Post subject: Re: funny raps Reply with quote

beaner wrote:
can't touch me ju ju ju just like the bad guy from lethal wepon 2 I have diplomatic immunity so hammer you can't sue, I can write graffiti even j walk in the street, I can wear a hoop, don't give a hoot and touch your sister's teat


Actually, it's:

Just like the bad guy from lethal weapon 2, I got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue. I can write graffiti even j walk in the streets, I can riot loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teet(tit but so you can under stand which one) (Chorus with : Can't Touch Me, What in God's name is he doing??? I beleive that's the worm) Stop, Peter time, Imma big shot, there's no doubt, light a fire and pee it out don't like kiss my rump, just for a minute let's all do the bump.....Can't Touch Me!!!.......Yeah do the Peter Griffin Bump.....I'm presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot, don't care if you're handicapped I'll still park in your spot, I've been around the world from Harvard to Back Bay, I'm a Peter, yo Peter, I'm so Peter, yo Peter, let's see Regis rap this way, Can't Touch Me!!!!



Good try though. Very Happy


Yeah, I know.... I memorized it. Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know this is from family guy I post it her because its funny I never said I made this rap i have it on my MP3 player
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know, it's a real song, but I'm just giving the full version of it. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oops, found an error
Quote:
light a fire and pee it out don't like kiss my rump,

should be
Quote:
light a fire and pee it out. Don't like it? Kiss my rump.
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