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Ninja Of Chaos
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would vote for a Bush.
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archwarrior
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gaints rats gotta do with ninfja test? well for real, i would pull out several of my guns and swords, chop and blow them to peices.
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Ookami
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would:

A: Vacate the area. (read: Tactical retreat.)(Read: Flee)

B. Asses the situation: Determine how many innocent people are still inside (and will thus be innocent victims) and whether I care or not. If I care about the people left inside, go to D. If not, goto C. If I have magical powers, go to E.

C: Poision the city's water supply. Watch the rats die. Hire people to carry out the corpses (human and rat...<.<). Send in the detox crew. Move back in. Victory.

D: Organize an army battalion and equip them with special anti-rat weaponry: guns, tanks, bazookas, knives, etc. Fit said batallion with bio-hazard suits to avoid infection from the filthy rats. Attack. watch rats die. Become a war hero. Be elected town mayor. Retire.

E: If I am a ninja, go to F. If I am a sorcerer, go to G. If I am a bard, go to I. If the rats mutate into godzilla-like monsters, go to J.

F: I sharpen my sword and attack at midnight, whilst the rats sleep. I assasinate all of them. While I'm at it, I 'purchase' a 360 from a nearby gamestore.

G: If I don't care about the townspeople, go to H. If I DO care, read on. I get close to the rats by riding on horseback through the town, teleporting rats into the center of the earth, outerspace, or the ocean floor, depending on my mood.

H: Unravel the threads of reality itself to unleash a unimaginably powerful blast that obliderates the rats, the townspeople, the town, and the surrounding area, leaving nothing but a crater. Find a new town.

I: Taking advantage of my high charisma, use my perform skill to facinate the rats, and then use my bardic tallent to make a suggestion to the rats. The content of that suggestion being that they go for a swim till they're out in deep ocean water, then forget how to swim.

J: Watch in terror as many Godzilla-like creatures destroy the town. Cry. Record it and sell it to hollywood.
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miniaznguy
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z now i know the ABCs wont you sing with me

song i learned in kindergarten
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Ookami
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

miniaznguy wrote:
K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z now i know the ABCs wont you sing with me

song i learned in kindergarten


Very nice. But...can you sing it...Backwards!?!
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miniaznguy
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thats like playing stairway to heavens backwards and getting satanic messages
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d2eux
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

eeeh...bomb the city. nice n simple
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harling13style
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would go NINJA on their asses!! teach them that am in control, what you want some too?! -Goes NINJA on your ASS!!- Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ookami wrote:
miniaznguy wrote:
K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z now i know the ABCs wont you sing with me

song i learned in kindergarten


Very nice. But...can you sing it...Backwards!?!


I CAN!!!

em htiw gnis tnow sCBA eht wonk I won Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G F E D C B A
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

now sing it verbally instead of typing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I did while I was typing Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ninjilla wrote:
I did while I was typing Razz


Prove it biach
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WTF Confused ... Laughing

Yeah I would cut their tales of instant death Cool .
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

YAY Surprised

some found what I posted useful now you all gaduate you get one dragon's eye and lifetime supply of pepsi or beer(18+) you pick
Party I am serious show me proof of I.D. or else Toast
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the1/2angelcloud wrote:
YAY Surprised

some found what I posted useful now you all gaduate you get one dragon's eye and lifetime supply of pepsi or beer(18+) you pick
Party I am serious show me proof of I.D. or else Toast


Pepsi sucks. I want coke.
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