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Daemon_Maior
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ryu_Hayabusa wrote:
Daemon_Maior wrote:
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Illmatic wrote:
Dear diary,

Alma wants me to take a paternity test. She fianlly noticed her fiend child's blue flame face is awfuly similar to mine. I don't think I should be held accountable though. I mean, she's the fiend realm's bycicle; everybody gets a ride. Even Yotunfrau hit that....She should know better, I may have turned her into a fiend, but nobody told her to walk around naked.


Dear Diary,

Alma keeps bvtch about the kid. She doesn't seem to notice the extra eyes on the body. Oh well, time to smack some sense into her. I'm not the lord of Greater Fiends for nothing.


Dear diary,

Alma whooped my ass, seriously, this starts looking like my relationship with Ihstaros, with the difference that being owned by a little bvtch with a whip is a lot hornier than just getting smashed by random objects from the vincinity.


Dear Diary,

Alma and I settled our differences. She admits the kid is not mine. Those extra eyes where noticed by her when she saw that the belly winked three times in a row. She also admits that she was so far in extacy that she doesn't clearly remember who pulled the strings. One burden off of my shoulders. But I have to teach Hydracubus a lesson or two about reproduction.


Dear diary.

Alma is on her period, and I'm feeling more pain than she is, but managed to convince her to go and torture some humans, but then she got bored and whooped my ass again. so I decided to go and revive Ishtaros, who is now accusing me of cheating on her. And worse than that is that she turned out to be pregnant when she died, and this time I *know* the child is mine. tsssk women.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Diary,

Ishtaros demands I take fathership of the little brat she'll deliver. Great, another Fiend to take care of. Still, this COULD mean I can raise it as a Greater Fiend. A worthy successor. The possibilities are endless now.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear diary, Ishtaros just delivered her baby, :tear: Cry Baby He looks like his pappy Cry Baby
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Diary.

I have to find a mask for him. But where could I find one? I KNEW I should have taken one from the Hayabusa village when I went postal!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear diary,

Marbus thought my son was a growing fire and he poured a bucket of water on him. I'm not to stressed, I just have to avoid Ishataros for the rest of my life.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear diary,

Ishtaros took the child deep into the fiend realm, I don't know where they are! I miss my child SO MUCH! I want my minor Greater Fiend back!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Illmatic wrote:
Dear diary,

Marbus thought my son was a growing fire and he poured a bucket of water on him. I'm not to stressed, I just have to avoid Ishataros for the rest of my life.


Dear Diary,

Ishtaros found out. It was nice knowing you.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Diary,

Ishtaros tied me up, and chained me to the wall in her dungeon, and well, I don't want to talk about the rest.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Dear Diary,

Ishtaros tied me up, and chained me to the wall in her dungeon, and well, I don't want to talk about the rest.


Dear Diary,

My corporeal form has been demolished. Luckily I am in Spirit Form now. I need to find a new body.

P.S. writing to you like this sucks, I cannot hold a pen properly.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear diary,

Alma and Ishtaros are fighting over me now, I never knew I was this good-looking.




actually I did, but I'm so modest I'll never admit that.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Diary, 2-29-03

Well, it seems Alma and Rachels great great Grandma is visiting. hopefulkly she can take care of the conflict. I oh so hope she does. Wonder if she is naked...

Dear Diary 2-31-o3

Well, Marbus took my little Ishy and Alma's GG grandma too. Something about stopping some ninja once and for all. Only ninja I know about is that "REE-HOO" guy. Hope it sint him, he makes me pee ectoplasm just thinking about him!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stardate: Tuesday

Dear Diary:

I was at work today. You know, smiting the innocent. In fact, I had just cornered some innocents, and was about to smite them, when I realized I'd left Kitetsu at home on the dining room table.

By Vigoor, that was embarassing! I had to stop the whole process to apologize to the innocent I was about to smite. He said it was perfectly understandable, and remarked what I should really be embarassed about was the fact that I'd forgotten to wear pants.

Heh, he was a great guy. Of course, that's when I picked him up and snapped him in two, like a twig, rabbit or old lady.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 12:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear diary,
The Alma and Ishy fight was at its climax. It looked like an orgasm. Oh it was so sexy. But unfortunately, Nicchae suddenly jumped out of nowhere and joined the fight. looks lke another orgasm. this is getting so friggin interesting.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

miniaznguy wrote:
Dear diary,
The Alma and Ishy fight was at its climax. It looked like an orgasm. Oh it was so sexy. But unfortunately, Nicchae suddenly jumped out of nowhere and joined the fight. looks lke another orgasm. this is getting so friggin interesting.



Confused looks like an orgasm???

You need to reassess your meaning of that word...

I think the word you were looking for was "orgy".
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Illmatic wrote:
miniaznguy wrote:
Dear diary,
The Alma and Ishy fight was at its climax. It looked like an orgasm. Oh it was so sexy. But unfortunately, Nicchae suddenly jumped out of nowhere and joined the fight. looks lke another orgasm. this is getting so friggin interesting.



Confused looks like an orgasm???

You need to reassess your meaning of that word...

I think the word you were looking for was "orgy".


Leads to an orgasm if done correctly.
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