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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:29 pm    Post subject: Doku's diary. Reply with quote

Post random entries of Doku's diary.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Say no more, I already have it written up:
Dear diary

The emporer told me to go kill some random people in some third world village to get a sword so I said "sure why the hell not". I go there, kill some ninjas, get the sword, kill that one purple ninja and I was on my way home.

The end.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Papickett wrote:
Say no more, I already have it written up:
Dear diary

The emporer told me to go kill some random people in some third world village to get a sword so I said "sure why the hell not". I go there, kill some ninjas, get the sword, kill that one purple ninja and I was on my way home.

The end.


After my dad confiscated my Xbox i thought that i wouldn't be able to laugh anymore today.
Thanks for proving me wrong. That story was hilarious. Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL, Still though, is that a yes?

EDIT: forget about this post
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doku's Diary, entry 2.

Dear Diary,
Today I went and b!tchslapped a leather-clad girl inside a monastry. There's probably some kind of metaphor to be made out of that, but I don't really care. All I know is, I've got me a hot babe. AND AIN'T GETTIN' NO HOTTER THAN TEH FLAME GREATA FIEND!



Doku's Diary, entry 3.

(numerous scribbles because ghosts can't hold pens)
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doku's diary, entry 0:

Dear Diary,

As is my custom on Tuesdays, I had tea with the Emperor. We talked about many things. The oppression of the common peoples, the status of the military, economics, and of course, the status of resistance forces. During the course of the conversation, the Emperor requested that I ransack the Hayabusa village and obtain the legendary Dark Dragon Blade. Apparently, it will make him more powerful than anybody else, ever (Except me. I'm cool like that). I hadn't killed anyone in a while, so I accepted his offer. He gave me this totally sweet sword that feeds on the souls of it's enemies too! How cool is that?!

-Doku, Lord of the Greater Fiends

Doku's Diary, Entry 1 (alternate):

Dear Diary,

Wendsay, hot. Today I ransacked the Hayabusa village. Then I set it on fire. It was great. I killed a TON of ninjas! They were no match for my prowess. I also killed about ten of my men by accident, but eh, they're replaceable. There was this wierd girl, with a wierd glowing jewel on a necklace. I didn't have any idea who she was, but I killed her too, just for fun. Then this ninja showed up. I thought that he would be a challenge, since he had obviously gotten past Masakado. But alas, he was weak. It was over all too quickly. I plan to take the long way home, and ransack some more villages on the way. Oh, and I've got to remember to pick up some milk and sugar at the grocery store too. Friday is the neighborhood bakesale!

-Doku, Lord of the Greater Fiends
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ookami wrote:
Dear Diary,

Wendsay, hot. Today I ransacked the Hayabusa village. Then I set it on fire. It was great. I killed a TON of ninjas! They were no match for my prowess. I also killed about ten of my men by accident, but eh, they're replaceable. There was this wierd girl, with a wierd glowing jewel on a necklace. I didn't have any idea who she was, but I killed her too, just for fun. Then this ninja showed up. I thought that he would be a challenge, since he had obviously gotten past Masakado. But alas, he was weak. It was over all too quickly. I plan to take the long way home, and ransack some more villages on the way. Oh, and I've got to remember to pick up some milk and sugar at the grocery store too. Friday is the neighborhood bakesale!

-Doku, Lord of the Greater Fiends


Diary Entry 2

Friday's bake sale was a piece of holy sh*t to me, nut fortunately only for a few minutes. I bought brownies for $5.00 only a pair, but nobody made them so i had to buy them. Unfortunately i was short, so i took rachel, and told them i'd sell her for $100. The sellers were extremely willing to buy her, especially unconscious. Then i took the brownies, and killed them. I took rachel back, went behind the stall, and let rachel pose as the bakesale person while i was behing her controlling her like a doll. I made tons of money that day.

~Doku, Lord of the Greater Fiends
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diary Entry

Well, I finally got that sword for the emporer. Dark Kitten Magnet, I think it was. Didnt pay attention. Got a promotion too, Gogohn totally spilled some soda on The emporer. What a noob. Raised my Counter Strike rank, but some guy called "Ryu Hayabusa 123" kepy killing me. Damn De_Inferno map. Well, I guess I will go out and kill some more ppl.

PS. My pimp side buisness is great! Got 3 peaople already. I will use Rachel to make Alma even better, so more money for me!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rename this topic to Doku's Diary. It is hilarious Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ninjilla wrote:
Diary Entry

Well, I finally got that sword for the emporer. Dark Kitten Magnet, I think it was. Didnt pay attention. Got a promotion too, Gogohn totally spilled some soda on The emporer. What a noob. Raised my Counter Strike rank, but some guy called "Ryu Hayabusa 123" kepy killing me. Damn De_Inferno map. Well, I guess I will go out and kill some more ppl.

PS. My pimp side buisness is great! Got 3 peaople already. I will use Rachel to make Alma even better, so more money for me!


Memo to self: Possible expansion into dominatrix/whip based activities?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ryu_Hayabusa wrote:
Rename this topic to Doku's Diary. It is hilarious Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daemon_Maior wrote:
Ryu_Hayabusa wrote:
Rename this topic to Doku's Diary. It is hilarious Laughing
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Was just an idea. Too bad I cannot think of one at the moment.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear diary,

I went to Marbus in the morning, we made some chocolate chip cookies. and we made al the pieces of chocolate little hearts *teehee*, they yasted like little slices of heaven.

then I went to Alma and we talked about the hostile work enviroment we have, and how everyone hates us. and I just couldn't handle myself, i started crying, you see my mother was a drug addict and my father gay pedofile, so I had a really bad childhood. it's not my fault I'm this mean, really.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daemon_Maior wrote:
Dear diary,

I went to Marbus in the morning, we made some chocolate chip cookies. and we made al the pieces of chocolate little hearts *teehee*, they yasted like little slices of heaven.

then I went to Alma and we talked about the hostile work enviroment we have, and how everyone hates us. and I just couldn't handle myself, i started crying, you see my mother was a drug addict and my father gay pedofile, so I had a really bad childhood. it's not my fault I'm this mean, really.


... Laughing
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