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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:20 pm Post subject: couple buying a new car

A man and his wife had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would have settled on a used truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. 'Look!' she said. 'I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me!' For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:50 pm Post subject: Re: couple buying a new car

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A man and his wife had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town.

He would have settled on a used truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

'Look!' she said. 'I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me!'

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:32 pm Post subject: Re: couple buying a new car

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A man and his wife had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town.

He would have settled on a used truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

'Look!' she said. 'I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me!'

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

I already knew that one, but he is very good! Laughing

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