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wizzard Shadow Ninja


Joined: 07 Aug 2005 Posts: 347 Location: San Diego, CA Gamertag: xWizzardx
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:20 pm Post subject: couple buying a new car |
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A man and his wife had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town.
He would have settled on a used truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
'Look!' she said. 'I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me!'
For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. |
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DOA_NINJA Guest
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:50 pm Post subject: Re: couple buying a new car |
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wizzard wrote: |
A man and his wife had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town.
He would have settled on a used truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
'Look!' she said. 'I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me!'
For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. |
LOL |
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JuaNma Superior Ninja


Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 761 Location: somewhere
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:12 pm Post subject: |
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lol wizard u should be comediant,really _________________ I`m Back !, No Wait,i`m Not. |
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Ryu_Hayabusa Shadow Ninja


Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 11145 Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:32 pm Post subject: Re: couple buying a new car |
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wizzard wrote: |
A man and his wife had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town.
He would have settled on a used truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
'Look!' she said. 'I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me!'
For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. |
I already knew that one, but he is very good!
Here's a small riddle to keep you busy:
What's the same between a gynaecologist and a puppy?
ANSWER: They both have wet noses. _________________
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Inverted.TwiZtah Dragon Ninja


Joined: 15 Aug 2005 Posts: 1946 Location: somewhere in the milky way Gamertag: Trauma| SWE
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 12:19 am Post subject: |
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LoL _________________
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valangar Grand Master Ninja

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