Americans are so rude and arrogant

wizzard

The train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed middle-aged French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bvtch out the window...

M.C.E. · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:29 pm Post subject:

Oh that Frenchie got snapped. Very Happy

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Ryu_Hayabusa · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:35 pm Post subject:

ROFL OWNED! Laughing

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sabotage · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:44 pm Post subject:

LMAO! OMG, That's the best joke I've heard in a while. Thanks for sharing.
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Aces_High · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:48 pm Post subject:

LOL nice one

coulda gone in the jokes thread but ohwell

DaLilWun · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:32 pm Post subject:

>XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lmfao
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Ookami · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:29 pm Post subject:

Heard it before, but still a great joke. Mr. Green

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miniaznguy · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:24 pm Post subject:

lol the wrong bvtch... Laughing

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Blackguard_strider · Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:03 am Post subject:

Wow.....kinda joke.......

KewlO_o btw
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Ninjilla · Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:04 am Post subject:

lol, pretty funny.
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Inverted.TwiZtah · Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:11 am Post subject:

yay for marine stance cow.
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reeyoohoyab · Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:01 am Post subject:

man if that dog landed in a stalagmite made of metal with a sharp point............
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Ookami · Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 2:16 pm Post subject:

Stalagmites are natural rock formations. They can't be made out of metal. What you are thinking of would simply be called a metal spike.
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reeyoohoyab · Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:09 pm Post subject:

if it was a mettle spike it would fall over due to the impact. who said people cant go to their fantasy thoughts?
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downsideup-wtf · Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:09 pm Post subject:

pwnt lol

btw good joke xD
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