HAYASHI RUINED NG FRANCHISE!!!! (spoilers)

[HAYASHISUCKS]

Translation provided by:

CyberEvil

"Hi. My name is HAYASHISUCKS. I'm entitled to anything and everything that I deem to be mine. Which is everything created since my date of birth approximately thirteen years ago. Birth might be a strong word considering the nature of my entrance into this world [it involved an egg -Ed], but everything you see around you is mine nonetheless. If something isn't to my liking, it sucks, shouldn't exist, or needs to be mine; sometimes all three at once. I also am overly fond of the caps lock key, which I actually have hammered into a permanent state of 'on' due to my furious mashing of it. Seriously, I hit that thing like I'm playing Streets of Rage on my generic Sega Master System console.

In summation, I have no idea how to properly play any entry of the Ninja Gaiden series, you all suck for not being in line with my own thoughts, Hayashi sucks because he isn't in line with my own thoughts, and I hate everything and everyone. Also, if you question me, I will advise you of your lack of personal hygiene (you don't shower), tell you to move out of your mother's basement, and remind you yet again that your personal sexual orientation is the exact opposite of what you say it is, girlfriend or boyfriend be damned. They're just an elaborate cover.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to sit over here in this corner with my razor blades. Can you please hit the lights on your way out?"

[barrage23]

where are the mods, can somebody ban him. We don't need this crap around here.

[BlackNinja9]

HAYASHISUCKS, I couldn't have said it better myself.
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[Bringerofchaos888]

The fail is strong with this one.

[BlackNinja9]

[CyberEvil]

I fixed his post, since I figured most of you couldn't understand what he meant. My translation services are provided free of charge!
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