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Bringerofchaos888 Dragon Ninja


Joined: 09 Jan 2008 Posts: 2279 Location: ~The promissed land~ Gamertag: Bringerofchaos8 PSN: BringerOfChaos88
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Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:13 am Post subject: Cry of an atheist |
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This forum needs some more lol threads.
Amiright gaiz?
^*Sad attempt at humor.*
But any way, here is the joke:
The only persons that knew I was an atheist was my sister and cousin.
They didn't care because they were on too, so we all laughed; cracked jokes, and watched Pen & Teller.
Good times.
( I seem to be telling this story like a girl)...(Oh well)
Well the information some how got to my parental unit, and in a fit to put me on the spot; and or embarrass me she told my Grandmother who happens to be a super-Christian.
She, in-turn, called me a "Omen child", and something along the lines of a demon spawn. I laughed it off and proceeded to make a ever-so-funny come back in the form of Challenging her gods powers.
She said( In all seriousness) I'd be dead by morning. Then I said if I'm fine your god is a crock of ****.
She stormed off, and I went to my room.
This where the laugh comes' in...
Late that night I became so bitterly cold my teeth were chattering and I could even stand. I just seemed to get colder and colder.
I huddled into a ball, and waited in incredible pain as my chest jerked and my body grew slower.
At one point I was so cold I couldn't move what so ever.
Then I became perfect after two hours.
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Here are the strange and eerie facts:
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It was 3:00 AM when it started.
The heat was on 90 degrees.
I had a huge cover on too.
The fact it happened after I challenged the real invisible man.
Then it suddenly stopped.
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My douche bag cousin and sister did the classic ghost noise and said it was the wrath of god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I laughed; we laughed, I told the invisible man to blow out his ass, and we live happily ever after.
The end.
Now laugh, or I'll come for you. |
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Ninja poop Expert Ninja


Joined: 31 May 2008 Posts: 276 Location: Im Lost Gamertag: C01d M455cre
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Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:33 am Post subject: |
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I'm gonna need a tl;dr version. _________________
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Bringerofchaos888 Dragon Ninja


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Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:56 pm Post subject: |
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huh |
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Ninja poop Expert Ninja


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Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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I need a summary. _________________
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sanman Shadow Ninja


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Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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*sigh*
Its called being sick. You don't have to be really sick at all, it can just happen.
On three occasions I had a very slight flu, and for three or four hours I would shake uncontrollably and be cold even while sweating under multiple layers of covers.
If you don't believe in God, then don't look into it, just ignore them and don't worry about it.
Thats all there is to it.
I feel for you, its hell when that happens, really nothing worse than that short of getting something terminal. _________________
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Bringerofchaos888 Dragon Ninja


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Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:04 pm Post subject: |
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I didn't think it was the wrath of god, I thought it was the fact that later I discovered my window was open.  |
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sanman Shadow Ninja


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Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:13 pm Post subject: |
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Bringerofchaos888 wrote: |
I didn't think it was the wrath of god, I thought it was the fact that later I discovered my window was open.  |
....wow....
That should be like, the first thing you check..... _________________
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Bringerofchaos888 Dragon Ninja


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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:49 pm Post subject: |
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Did you forget who your talking to? >.> |
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sanman Shadow Ninja


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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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Bringerofchaos888 wrote: |
Did you forget who your talking to? >.> |
TOUCHE'!!!
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Bringerofchaos888 Dragon Ninja


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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:33 pm Post subject: |
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And a summary for my brother.
My mother exposed my non-faith.
An argument started with my Grandmother(Who is a super Christian).
I Challenged her god.
That night at a horror movish time I came down with something call"All kinds of fvck up."
I had no explanation.
My cousin and sister joked and said it was the wrath of god.
I cursed god out.
Then realized that my window had been open.
The end. |
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hayabusa_reiatsuma Divine Ninja


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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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Bringerofchaos888 wrote: |
And a summary for my brother.
My mother exposed my non-faith.
An argument started with my Grandmother(Who is a super Christian).
I Challenged her god.
That night at a horror movish time I came down with something call"All kinds of fvck up."
I had no explanation.
My cousin and sister joked and said it was the wrath of god.
I cursed god out.
Then realized that my window had been open.
The end. |
It's all in the mind... _________________
<...Made by SS-Asterisk...> |
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Bringerofchaos888 Dragon Ninja


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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:39 pm Post subject: |
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Pretty much. |
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