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IGN AU's Ten Commandments of Ninja Gaiden II

 
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:04 pm    Post subject: IGN AU's Ten Commandments of Ninja Gaiden II Reply with quote

it's not the exclusive content, but it's something.

http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/867/867270p1.html
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some of these are actually pretty funny.

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-Thou Shalt Have A Hidden Army of Helpers

We weren't aware of this before we played the game, but apparently Ryu has a fleet of manservants working always just out of sight, smoothing his path through the world. These are the guys who mysteriously open once impenetrable gates when Ryu has picked up the right object. It's a very peculiar and particular job, as these guys need to operate as a team, with agents stationed behind doors that need to be opened, as well as scores of spotters watching Ryu at all times. "This is Flying Star reporting in to Gushing Arterial Spray. The Goose has picked up the Lunar Staff. I repeat, the Goose has picked up the Lunar Staff. You may now open the door through to the next area."

-Thou Shalt Not Interact With Thine Environment

It's all very well being this super-athletic, incredibly swift character who can run along walls, kill with consummate ease and leap about like a particularly lithe jungle cat, but with great power comes great responsibility. The ninja, in other words, can't be tempted by those things that don't directly concern his mission. What's over that low wall? It's not in your interests to find out. Wouldn't it look cool to cut all that bamboo down? Uh uh, that won't stop the Arch Fiend being resurrected. Hey, I think I might walk over there! No you don't. Our innovative 'invisible walls' system will stop temptation. Unless it's a chest or the occasional barrel, you can look but you can't touch in this world.

Sometimes being a ninja sucks.

-Thy Enemies Shall Never End

Seriously, who's cloning these guys? They're dropping down from the ceiling, they're coming in waves from stage left, they're emerging from pot plants, they're appearing in puffs of foe… it never ends! Are these guys actually Temuera Morrisons under all that cloth? Would they say 'fish and chips' as 'fesh ind cheps'? We don't know, but if the bad guys can mobilise this many enemies, maybe they should just throw them all at you at once? You know, instead of in waves and section by section?

Then again, that's only logical so maybe it's a transport issue or something. Maybe they've got stacks of manpower but only a couple of buses to ferry their army of evil beasties to the scene of the battle.

Oh, and this commandment has a lesser known sibling: Thy Enemies Shalt Often Respawn if Thou Dost Leave an Area then Return.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Legendary Ninja Gaiden destroyed! But we cannot deny what they say Embarassed
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That last one(about the shuriken) is pretty lame and newbish. At least, assuming the shuriken are the same as in Ninja Gaiden.

Some of the others were funny, through. Laughing
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