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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:30 am    Post subject: The RUIN THE GAME topic! Reply with quote

Make up idiotic ideas for this game and make people laugh!

I'll start:
Change the game into an RPG! With UNIQUE BATTLE SYSTEM where you have to use GoW button press sequences! But this time with a twist! Press the Rt trigger to CHANGE WEAPONS in REALTIME! The weapons will do exactly the same as what you would do in the UNIQUE BATTLE SYSTEM, like you tap X to rapidly slash an enemy with the Dragon Sword, but with the Reaver you wack the enemies rapidly! Oh but there's more! Even though the game's already played by itself, THERE'S A RADAR TO SEE IF AN ENEMY'S BEHIND YOU! Now... the thing that will push the standards of Action gaming FOREVER! BREAKABLE WEAPONS! Wack an enemy 2 times AND YOUR WEAPON BREAKS! WHAT A CHALLENGE! This is what the Rt trigger is for! YOU HAVE TO CHANGE! If ALL your weapons are broken, YOU'LL FIGHT BARE HANDED! But Hand to Hand is STRONGER then weapons, so you WON'T be dissapointed about breaking your weapons! BRILLIANT! Outside of the battle system, being an RPG you have a whole ADVENTURE where you'll walk from the Ninja Village to... well... ANOTHER NINJA VILLAGE! The story will be brilliant too! The Dark Dragon Blade in the first Ninja Gaiden WAS A PROTOTYPE! Yes! It was a prototype even though it wasn't even a project to begin with! PLOT TWIST! At the end Ryu will fight HIS MOTHER. Ryu will merge the True Dragon Sword and the Dark Dragon Blade (which he has to find all the pieces in the game) and create the TRUE TRUE DRAGON SWORD! But his mother used the CHAOS DRAGON SWORD which was the sword carved out of the 13 dragon's MOTHER's TAIL! PLOT TWIST! Ryu will fight her but then he found out that wasn't his mother! IT WAS MURAI! PLOT TWIST! But then Ryu revealed he's NOT Ryu! He's MOMIJI IN DISGUISE! PLOT TWIST! The real Ryu is training in the woods fighting a fiend! But then the Murai Momiji was fighting revealed he wan't Murai! IT WAS RYU'S MOTHER ALL ALONG! PLOT TWIST! The fiend Ryu was fighting was the REAL MURAI! PLOT TWIST! Eventually Ryu kills Murai and Momiji killed Ryu's mother. Ryu went to Momiji and Momiji feels sorry for killing his mother, but then Ryu revealed that wasn't his mother! IT WAS HIS AUNT! PLOT TWIST! Then Momiji offered overtime which YOU will then have the choice to either press Y or B! Press Y and Ryu wills say "YEAH!" and you'll see HOT ACTION! Press B and Ryu will say "BEGONE" and Momiji will cry and revealed she KNEW Ryu's aunt was not his mother, because MOMIJI IS HIS MOTHER! PLOT TWIST! The PLOT TWIST was SO unexpected YOUR Xbox 360 will EXPLODE BY IT'S AWESOMENESS! You will have to pay for ANOTHER Xbox 360 to play again! And you want to! 'Cuz the story's SO AWESOME AND SO FULL OF PLOT TWISTS! BRILLIANT!

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Fiend_called_Bob
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am into the idea of Ryu squiring water out of his belly button .
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fiend_called_Bob wrote:
I am into the idea of Ryu squiring water out of his belly button .


WHAT THE FISH!?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This topic makes me lawl
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