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sixteen reasons why airplanes are better than women

 
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:37 pm    Post subject: sixteen reasons why airplanes are better than women Reply with quote

1. Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.

2. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

3. Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."

4. Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.

5. Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

6. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

7. Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.

8. Airplanes don't come with in-laws.

9. Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.

10. Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

11. Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.

12. Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.

13. Airplanes expect to be tied down.

14. Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.

15. Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

16. However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAHAHAHA Amen brotha!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ZaNN01 wrote:
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good I was beginning to wonder if thee was anything you do find funny.

anyway: Laughing here's a cookie: Cookie
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFLMAO That was a gooooooooooood one!

(I know one exactly like that, but instead of a plane, take beer Laughing Laughing )
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Steals two cookies from Zann
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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