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Dances w Ninjas
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sabotage wrote:
I guess you could come up with a lame excuse like your cable is out so you want to know if her's is out as well.


"Hey, my cable's out. Wanna have sex?"
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dances w Ninjas wrote:
sabotage wrote:
I guess you could come up with a lame excuse like your cable is out so you want to know if her's is out as well.


"Hey, my cable's out. Wanna help me plug it?"


Fixed.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

But... even if he says its lame, maybe it will be pwnage in the end. But... I like Sabos first answer better. Though her being a hunter in your jungle gets me worried about what she may do to the uh... tree trunk <_<
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

she looks like she is into the freaky, I am down with the freaky stuff...haha
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wizzard wrote:
she looks like she is into the freaky, I am down with the freaky stuff...haha


Start wearing dark clothes, and carry a book with you that explains witchcraft. Also, a pentagram around your neck as a necklace should do the trick.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... Or he ment bondage?
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ninjilla wrote:
... Or he ment bondage?


Only if he hears the screams of the one that gets whipped, I highly doubt that.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I doubt he ment a goth stereotype <_<
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ninjilla wrote:
I doubt he ment a goth stereotype <_<


Can't think of anything less creepy.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dances w Ninjas wrote:
sabotage wrote:
I guess you could come up with a lame excuse like your cable is out so you want to know if her's is out as well.


"Hey, my cable's out. Wanna have sex?"


Only you would have success with that line stud. Cool
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sabotage wrote:
Dances w Ninjas wrote:
sabotage wrote:
I guess you could come up with a lame excuse like your cable is out so you want to know if her's is out as well.


"Hey, my cable's out. Wanna have sex?"


Only you would have success with that line stud. Cool


That, or a slap in the face. Or the police at your door.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ryu_Hayabusa wrote:
sabotage wrote:
Dances w Ninjas wrote:
sabotage wrote:
I guess you could come up with a lame excuse like your cable is out so you want to know if her's is out as well.


"Hey, my cable's out. Wanna have sex?"


Only you would have success with that line stud. Cool


That, or a slap in the face. Or the police at your door.

Pssh, DWN once got 20 girls to strip down to their bra and panties just by yawning. He once gave 15 virgins their first orgasm just by winking at them. To doubt DWN's sexiness is the same as doubting NG2, you wouldn't doubt NG2, would you?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sabotage wrote:
Ryu_Hayabusa wrote:
sabotage wrote:
Dances w Ninjas wrote:
sabotage wrote:
I guess you could come up with a lame excuse like your cable is out so you want to know if her's is out as well.


"Hey, my cable's out. Wanna have sex?"


Only you would have success with that line stud. Cool


That, or a slap in the face. Or the police at your door.

Pssh, DWN once got 20 girls to strip down to their bra and panties just by yawning. He once gave 15 virgins their first orgasm just by winking at them. To doubt DWN's sexiness is the same as doubting NG2, you wouldn't doubt NG2, would you?


I'm not doubting NG2, and I'm not doubting my own skills. If he manages 50 girls and 30 virgins, then we'll talk.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK, he just did that an hour ago. Cool
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sabotage wrote:
OK, he just did that an hour ago. Cool


Yeah. And my cat just died. Which I don't have.
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