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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:09 pm    Post subject: UPDATE: My neighbor is HOT! Reply with quote

Okay, my neighbor moved in more than 2 months ago. She introduced herself to me as Rachel a few days after she moved in, but at the time I was going through a relationship and didn't really pay attention to the way she looked. But wow, tonight she walked out of her apartment at the same time that I walked out of mine, and she looked HOT! She smiled and said hi politely of course.

I'm thinking, I can't knock on her door to talk randomly because that would be weird, I don't know her work schedule so I can't really walk out of my apartment at the same time as her and "bump" into her to talk to her. Thinking, perhaps I can knock on her door sometime and pretend I needed something like flour or salt?

No pics, but she is blond, is very well endowed, taller than me, and looks to be about in her late twenties. She drives a Honda Civic with stickers on the windows such as "Bad Girl" and "In any jungle, I am the huntress."

What do you believe I should do to hit that?

UPDATE
So after driving home from work, I saw her getting items out of her car. So I decided to approach her. Apparently, she used to work at a theme park, Seaworld if you must know. She now works as a hostess at a restaurant downtown.
I asked her why she would sometimes be gone for days at a time, she explained it was because her parents lived north of the city, so she would go to visit them as much as possible.
Must have slipped my mind to ask her out for a drink or something. She looked just awesome in a pink dress she was wearign when I was talking to her. Hopefully I can ask her out if I bump into her again.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmmmm... i dont know, but IF she's hot like you said, then I think she already has someone who has hit one her...

But if she doesn't, take the advantage of being her neighbour....You live side-by-side, its easier to communicate that way... Find out her birthday, anything that is important to her so that you know wat she likes.....

Wizzards a naughty boy..... Very Happy just kidding, good luck man!!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The way you describe it, I can already picture Rachel from NG living next to you. Just say you are VERY handy with a sword, and everything will work out just fine.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pull down you pants and show her your jungle. That should work.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sabotage wrote:
Pull down you pants and show her your jungle. That should work.


In essence, that is the same as I suggested, only yours is more to the point, so to speak.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 10:26 am    Post subject: Re: My neighbor is HOT! Reply with quote

wizzard wrote:
Okay, my neighbor moved in more than 2 months ago. She introduced herself to me as Rachel a few days after she moved in, but at the time I was going through a relationship and didn't really pay attention to the way she looked. But wow, tonight she walked out of her apartment at the same time that I walked out of mine, and she looked HOT! She smiled and said hi politely of course.

I'm thinking, I can't knock on her door to talk randomly because that would be weird, I don't know her work schedule so I can't really walk out of my apartment at the same time as her and "bump" into her to talk to her. Thinking, perhaps I can knock on her door sometime and pretend I needed something like flour or salt?

No pics, but she is blond, is very well endowed, taller than me, and looks to be about in her late twenties. She drives a Honda Civic with stickers on the windows such as "Bad Girl" and "In any jungle, I am the huntress."

What do you believe I should do to hit that?


Did you said racheal? show your sword collection, chicks love that.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 10:28 am    Post subject: Re: My neighbor is HOT! Reply with quote

archwarrior wrote:
wizzard wrote:
Okay, my neighbor moved in more than 2 months ago. She introduced herself to me as Rachel a few days after she moved in, but at the time I was going through a relationship and didn't really pay attention to the way she looked. But wow, tonight she walked out of her apartment at the same time that I walked out of mine, and she looked HOT! She smiled and said hi politely of course.

I'm thinking, I can't knock on her door to talk randomly because that would be weird, I don't know her work schedule so I can't really walk out of my apartment at the same time as her and "bump" into her to talk to her. Thinking, perhaps I can knock on her door sometime and pretend I needed something like flour or salt?

No pics, but she is blond, is very well endowed, taller than me, and looks to be about in her late twenties. She drives a Honda Civic with stickers on the windows such as "Bad Girl" and "In any jungle, I am the huntress."

What do you believe I should do to hit that?


Did you said racheal? show your sword collection, chicks love that.


Tell her you want to shine her warhammer Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

very nerdy answers you folks are giving me...haha
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wizzard wrote:
very nerdy answers you folks are giving me...haha


Ur mean Cry Baby
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 5:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wizzard wrote:
very nerdy answers you folks are giving me...haha


Ok , let's get serious , i am not very experienced with girls but i guess thats how it is.

1. find out if she has a boyfriend , fiance whatever.
2. try to ask her out and go for a drink
3. talk about stuff
4. get her drunk if you can ( unless you're a good guy , then this is bad for your image )
5. PROFIT!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wizzard wrote:
very nerdy answers you folks are giving me...haha


I'm no nerd!

I'm Nice, Elegant, Resourceful and Direct!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I guess you could come up with a lame excuse like your cable is out so you want to know if her's is out as well.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats a nice one sabo.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SS-Asterisk wrote:
Thats a nice one sabo.


Yah, i never knew technology is the bridge to girls.....
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Am i the only one who noticed he said "lame" ?
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