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DaLilWun
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dances w Ninjas wrote:
Sit in my Spanish class for 3 minutes...


:] Very very true.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My mother: "Do I need to type this 7 in capital?"

I SWEAR it is true. I laughed my ass off when she asked that.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ryu_Hayabusa wrote:
My mother: "Do I need to type this 7 in capital?"

I SWEAR it is true. I laughed my ass off when she asked that.


LOL. Laughing


My dad is a sucker to spam.

*Walks into room.*

Me : Hey pops, can I use the comput - Oh, why are you filling that out for?

Dad : Because it's a free laptop.

Me : But why?

Dad : Because I won.



I almost died waiting for him to finish using the PC.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TOO. EASY.

LMAO.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DaLilWun wrote:
Ryu_Hayabusa wrote:
My mother: "Do I need to type this 7 in capital?"

I SWEAR it is true. I laughed my ass off when she asked that.


LOL. Laughing


My dad is a sucker to spam.

*Walks into room.*

Me : Hey pops, can I use the comput - Oh, why are you filling that out for?

Dad : Because it's a free laptop.

Me : But why?

Dad : Because I won.



I almost died waiting for him to finish using the PC.


OMG your kidding, people actually fall for those Very Funny
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DaLilWun
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny thing is, I'm not.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DaLilWun wrote:
Funny thing is, I'm not.


If you didn't already, slap him for me <.<
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sanman wrote:
DaLilWun wrote:
Funny thing is, I'm not.


If you didn't already, slap him for me <.<


And get my arse turned into ground beef? Lol.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DaLilWun wrote:
sanman wrote:
DaLilWun wrote:
Funny thing is, I'm not.


If you didn't already, slap him for me <.<


And get my arse turned into ground beef? Lol.


are your daddy strong? Smile

having started the new chapter in Nature science class of Sex and řeah you know what stuff

the guy i told you about before says he cant find anything on the pages written on the whiteboard in his book.

when i look at him, hes holding our physics book, AND UPSIDE DOWN!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

talking about studying.... does anybody know wat is the formula to get Pressure for liquids and solids?????
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The best one is:
"Hey, does this cloth smell like chlorophorme to you?"
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got a good one my mom got one enternet explorer annd said is there a map to help me navigate this.
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