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PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:57 pm    Post subject: ASCII MGS3 Comic Reply with quote

Credit goes to MGS 1024 over at GameFAQs

.___________/|
(____ I===.___/
5:30am, August 24, 1964. Somewhere over the Middle East.


/
|]<(_j<)_____<(c_[]<)
Zero: Now remember Snake, this is a stealth mission. You must rescue Sokolov without leaving any evidence to your existence in Russia.


\___<(<)_________`--<(=_=<)_/
Snake: Nothing at all? But, this was a ten hour flight!
Man: Put out that cigar and get your mask on.


/
|]<(_j<)_____<(c_[]<)
Zero: Thats American food in your gut. Youll just have to hold it.



\___(>)>_________`--<(=_=<)_/
Snake: This plane doesnt even have a bathroom.
Man: I said put on your mask!


/
|]<(_j<)_____<(c_[]<)
Zero: Just hold it in. This mission should be over in 20 minutes. But, if anything should go wrong, youll be eating your breakfast, lunch, and dinner in the jungle.


\___(>\/)>_________`--<(=_=<)_/
Snake: Great, you want me to keep dumping food into the top while keeping the southern exit sealed!
Man: Stop ignoring me!


|]<(_j<)_____<(_c[]<)
Zero: Were nearing the drop zone. Get ready.



\___<(\/<)--_________<(=_=<)_/
Snake: *flicks cigar*
Man: Hey!



\___(>)>___________<(<)_/
Snake: *puts on mask* Im all set.


/
|]<(_j<)_______(>[]_c)>
Man: Were almost to drop zone. Im opening the rear hatch.


.___________/|
(____ I===.___|__

/
|]<(_j<)_______(>[]_c)>
Zero: This will be one for the history books, the worlds first HALO (High-Altitude Low-Opening) jump.


_(>)>_______<(<)____
________________________\
Snake: Im afraid of heights; can you help me to the edge?
Man: Alright


___________(>\/)>_(>)>_
________________________\
Man: There, see? Nothing to be afraid of

________________(>\/)=O(>O_O)>
________________________\
Snake: *shove*
Man: Gah!


__________________(>\/)>_
________________________\
Snake: Thats for eating my snack pack!

I'll post more if people like it. Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

its okey the last part is my favorite *goes to store to get a snack pack*
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

I have to post this one:

(>_)>[]_`--<(=_=<)
Eva: Heres a gun and a disguise. Youll need it to get into Granins Research Facility.
Snake: Uh-huh...


(>_)>_`--<(=_=<)
Eva: And heres another gun.


<(_<)___<(=_=<)
Snake: Incredible! Not only is this gun kick ass, its shiny too!



<(_<)_______<(=_=<)
Eva: Now, the best way to get to the lab is from the back.


(>_)>_______<(=_=<)
Eva: From here, head north until you reach a large crevice.


<(_<)________<(=_=<)
Eva: Make your way into the crevice and youll reach a cave. As you make your way through the cave, you-
Snake: Enough with the metaphors, I know how to have sex!


(>\_/)>______<(=_=<)
Eva: Im being serious Snake.
Snake: Oh...
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing snake is so stupid!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's the next part: Laughing

__<(-_-<)
Snake: Uh, I must of fallen asleep...


__<(=_=<)
Snake: Hmm...


<(_)_)__________<(Heart _Heart <)
Snake: Sweet booty alert...


_______________________|_____|
<(_)_)___________(>=_=)>
Snake: Theres a noise coming from outside...
Eva: Huh?


__________________|_____|
___________(>=_=)>_<(___)>
Eva: Crap, its the Ocelot Unit! How many can you see?


(__\ Y /__)
Snake: I see... two of them...


__________________|_____|
___________(>=_=)>_<(___)>
Snake: But thanks to the magical counter in the corner, I know theres actually eight.


(>=_=)>___<(_<)
Eva: You distract them while I escape through the hatch in the floor.


__<(=_=<)_
Snake: Looks like its time to use my brick camouflage.


|(>=_)__________________|
Snake: Crap, I dont even have a brick facepaint. This will never work...


|(>=_)__________________|
Bang! Bang!


|_(=_=)_______|_____________==<(\_/<)_<(\_/<)
Guard: Yaaaar!


|_(=_=)_______|_____________==<(_<)_<(_<)
Guard: ...ahhahah...


|_(=_=)_______|_________________(^O_O)^_^(O_O^)
Guards: EVIL FLOATING HEAD!!! RUN AWAY!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

okay... next part:

_<(=_=<)____
Snake: Glad thats over.



(>_(\_/)_
|_______|
|_______|
|_______|
|_______|____<(=_=<)
Ocelot: Ive been waiting for this!
Snake: Crap.


(>^_(\_/)_
|_______|
|_______|
|_______|
|_______|____<(=_=<)
Ocelot: Hah, thats it, thats the stance!
Snake: Im standing normally you prick.



(>\_(_)_
|_______|
|_______|
|_______|
|_______|____<(=_=<)
Ocelot: Shut-up you stupid, stupid head!
Snake: Yeah, well, your fly is open.


(>_<)(_)>
|_______|
|_______|
|_______|
|_______|____<(=_=<)
Ocelot: Oh, excuse me...


.................<(\_/<)
..<(>_<)>...|_______|
..................|_______|
..................|_______|
..................|_______|____<(=_=<)
Roundhouse kickD



__(>_)>_
Ocelot: That was very painful...



.....(o)--
........\(_/<)
(>_<)(o)
Motorcycle to the FaceD


................................../<(_<)
(>\_/)>_________(o)------(o)__<(=_=<)
Ocelot: This is not over yet!



..(>_)>\
(o)------(o)__(>=_=)>______(^\_/)^
Ocelot: Run Away!



..(>_)>\
(o)------(o)__<(=_=<)
Eva: Crap, I need to get back before he does!



.................................................~ --(o)
............................................~ (>_)/
...............................................~ (o)................................____________
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_|_____________(^=_=)^______________________|______________|
Snake: Thats not even possible!



__(>=_=)>_____
Snake: She could be in trouble; I should hurry up and...


__(>=_=)>________|-|_
Snake: *Gasp!* Such a lonely looking box...



__<(<_<)>__|-|_



__<(>_>)>__|-|_



_. _|-|_
__^(^_^)^_



__ _|-|_ ___
Snake: ...



__ _|-|_ ___



__ _|-|_ ___
Snake: Its like a continuous orgasm!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ocelot is stupid and is so childish
Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Masquito wrote:
ocelot is stupid and is so childish
Laughing
youve got no clue what their talking about
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just like the part where he puts the box over himself.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

beaner wrote:
Masquito wrote:
ocelot is stupid and is so childish
Laughing
youve got no clue what their talking about


yes i do rememember the part when oceot said shut up you stupid stupi head!
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2016 11:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like your interesting discussion!
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