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Masakado, the Red Samurai Greater Ninja


Joined: 30 Oct 2005 Posts: 182 Location: Hayabusa Village Bridge
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:24 am Post subject: Ninja Gaiden Fan Fiction!!! |
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Chapter One: When the Fan Hits the Inappropriate Word
"Oh Massy," said the scantily clad buxom babe, "You just became president!"
"I know," replied the incredibly handsome Masakdo, kicking aside the corpses of the ninja polar bears he'd just killed single handedly AND unarmed. "The pope just phoned me on my cell. I thought I'd blocked Pious the XXteenth's number..."
Suddently, without warning, an explosion rocked Masakado's private jet plane (upon which all this was taking place, by the way). His scantily clad associate bounced into his arms.
"Not now, schweetheart," Masakado said, imitating Humphry Bogart flawlessly. "I got work to do."
Donning his rocket car, Masakado leaped out of the plane. "So," he said with that old familiar glint in his eye, "It's you again, my ancient nemesis... I always knew you'd come back."
Al Gore reloaded his rocket launcher and opened fire...
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _________________
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Fiend_called_Bob Head Ninja


Joined: 14 Jun 2006 Posts: 1123
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:32 am Post subject: |
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Quit eating colombian candy bars. _________________
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Ryu_Hayabusa Shadow Ninja


Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 11145 Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:00 am Post subject: |
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That made absolutely no sense at all and that's why it is funny  _________________
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Ninja of Sorrow Dragon Ninja


Joined: 09 Feb 2006 Posts: 2608 Location: In the forests taking a nap...*has a shuriken ready for Eternal Rapture*... Gamertag: Ninja of Sorrow
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:54 pm Post subject: |
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i agree with Ryu. xDDDDDDDDDD
i can picture you in a super hero pose with a big blue cape and going,
''DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!!! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUN! DUUUUUUNNN!!!''
rocket car.  _________________
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Silencer15 Expert Ninja


Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 400 Location: Denver, CO Gamertag: REmakePRO15
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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WTF? I'm lost, what is this? Masakado's day dreams?  _________________
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Ryu_Hayabusa Shadow Ninja


Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 11145 Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:10 pm Post subject: |
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If you read the topic title and the first post, you will understand. _________________
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Silencer15 Expert Ninja


Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 400 Location: Denver, CO Gamertag: REmakePRO15
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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I still don't get it. where's NG in all of that? _________________
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Ninjilla Divine Ninja


Joined: 23 Oct 2005 Posts: 4430 Location: San Antonio, TX
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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His name is MAUSAKAUDOO DA RAD SAMOORUY _________________
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Fiend_called_Bob Head Ninja


Joined: 14 Jun 2006 Posts: 1123
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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Ninja of Sorrow wrote: |
i agree with Ryu. xDDDDDDDDDD
i can picture you in a super hero pose with a big blue cape and going,
''DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!!! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUN! DUUUUUUNNN!!!''
rocket car.  |
OMG ! I'VE S33N THE TROOTH! ADN TEH TROOTH I CANT DENY! _________________
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sabotage Shadow Ninja


Joined: 26 Aug 2005 Posts: 5784 Location: Shh, I'm hiding Gamertag: Critical sideFX
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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O
kay. _________________
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Ryu_Hayabusa Shadow Ninja


Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 11145 Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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I have a feeling this topic will go down in record time. _________________
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Fenix Phire Common Ninja


Joined: 17 Aug 2006 Posts: 53 Location: With the guys playing a DOA4 tournament. Gamertag: Corsa221
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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hahaha. I like how you made Al Gore the bad guy. _________________
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Crimzonwolf Lesser Ninja


Joined: 26 Nov 2006 Posts: 36
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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I don't get what this has to do with NG _________________
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Ninjilla Divine Ninja


Joined: 23 Oct 2005 Posts: 4430 Location: San Antonio, TX
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:02 pm Post subject: |
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Masakado is a boss... _________________
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Masakado, the Red Samurai Greater Ninja


Joined: 30 Oct 2005 Posts: 182 Location: Hayabusa Village Bridge
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:13 am Post subject: |
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Chapter 2: Where the Wet Noodle Screams
Masakado made his way through the sewer. His intensly large brain (incased in a strangely normal sized, not to mention really, really attractive head), recalled the strange events of the day.
When the electric beaver he recieved in the mail exploded, he had started to suspect something. Then, when assassins jumped out of his toilet, he knew something was up. There was only one place to go...down...
Masakado tore through the filthy pipes with a renewed sense of urgency. A sexy sense of urgency.
He'd gone ten paces into a time blackened tunnel, when a slight groan emerged from behind the wall...Masakado placed his head to the slick, cold stone.
"Wait a second," Masakado whispered, "I can't hear through this helmet!"
Suddenly, the wall burst open like a stripper from a birthday cake! "The Mulholland Ringworm!" Masakado spake.
It was thusly that Masakado did enter into divine combat with the vurm. He won too; kicked it's ass.
As Masakado tore the head off the beast, his pager went off. He picked it up gingerly. "Oh," he said loudly and importantly (albiet to no one in particualr), "It's my millionare underwear model girlfriend."
"Wrong again Masakado!" the voice of Masakado's beaver bubbled from the pager.
"Wait, pagers can't talk!"
"VOTE GORE!"
The sewer burst into flame.
To be extended beyond its worth... _________________

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