Ninja Gaiden Fan Fiction!!!

Masakado, the Red Samurai · Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:24 am Post subject: Ninja Gaiden Fan Fiction!!!

Chapter One: When the Fan Hits the Inappropriate Word

"Oh Massy," said the scantily clad buxom babe, "You just became president!"

"I know," replied the incredibly handsome Masakdo, kicking aside the corpses of the ninja polar bears he'd just killed single handedly AND unarmed. "The pope just phoned me on my cell. I thought I'd blocked Pious the XXteenth's number..."

Suddently, without warning, an explosion rocked Masakado's private jet plane (upon which all this was taking place, by the way). His scantily clad associate bounced into his arms.

"Not now, schweetheart," Masakado said, imitating Humphry Bogart flawlessly. "I got work to do."

Donning his rocket car, Masakado leaped out of the plane. "So," he said with that old familiar glint in his eye, "It's you again, my ancient nemesis... I always knew you'd come back."

Al Gore reloaded his rocket launcher and opened fire...

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fiend_called_Bob · Head Ninja Joined: 14 Jun 2006 Posts: 1123

Quit eating colombian candy bars.
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Ryu_Hayabusa · Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:00 am Post subject:

That made absolutely no sense at all and that's why it is funny Laughing

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Ninja of Sorrow · Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:54 pm Post subject:

i agree with Ryu. xDDDDDDDDDD

i can picture you in a super hero pose with a big blue cape and going,

''DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!!! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUN! DUUUUUUNNN!!!''

rocket car. Very Funny

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Silencer15 · Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:09 pm Post subject:

WTF? I'm lost, what is this? Masakado's day dreams? Confused

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Ryu_Hayabusa · Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:10 pm Post subject:

If you read the topic title and the first post, you will understand.
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Silencer15 · Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:12 pm Post subject:

I still don't get it. Laughing

where's NG in all of that?
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Ninjilla · Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:43 pm Post subject:

His name is MAUSAKAUDOO DA RAD SAMOORUY
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Fiend_called_Bob · Head Ninja Joined: 14 Jun 2006 Posts: 1123

sabotage · Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:45 pm Post subject:

O

kay.
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Ryu_Hayabusa · Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:51 pm Post subject:

I have a feeling this topic will go down in record time.
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Fenix Phire · Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:41 pm Post subject:

hahaha. I like how you made Al Gore the bad guy.
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Crimzonwolf · Lesser Ninja Joined: 26 Nov 2006 Posts: 36

I don't get what this has to do with NG
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Ninjilla · Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:02 pm Post subject:

Masakado is a boss...
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Masakado, the Red Samurai · Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:13 am Post subject:

Chapter 2: Where the Wet Noodle Screams

Masakado made his way through the sewer. His intensly large brain (incased in a strangely normal sized, not to mention really, really attractive head), recalled the strange events of the day.

When the electric beaver he recieved in the mail exploded, he had started to suspect something. Then, when assassins jumped out of his toilet, he knew something was up. There was only one place to go...down...

Masakado tore through the filthy pipes with a renewed sense of urgency. A sexy sense of urgency.

He'd gone ten paces into a time blackened tunnel, when a slight groan emerged from behind the wall...Masakado placed his head to the slick, cold stone.

"Wait a second," Masakado whispered, "I can't hear through this helmet!"

Suddenly, the wall burst open like a stripper from a birthday cake! "The Mulholland Ringworm!" Masakado spake.

It was thusly that Masakado did enter into divine combat with the vurm. He won too; kicked it's ass.

As Masakado tore the head off the beast, his pager went off. He picked it up gingerly. "Oh," he said loudly and importantly (albiet to no one in particualr), "It's my millionare underwear model girlfriend."

"Wrong again Masakado!" the voice of Masakado's beaver bubbled from the pager.

"Wait, pagers can't talk!"

"VOTE GORE!"

The sewer burst into flame.

To be extended beyond its worth...
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