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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:34 pm    Post subject: OOPS! Reply with quote

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when your calling for a cab.

I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her butt, you know the kind.

So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call. "Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is s-e-x. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMFAO! That'd be awkward.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:52 am    Post subject: Re: OOPS! Reply with quote

wizzard wrote:
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when your calling for a cab.

I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her butt, you know the kind.

So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call. "Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is s-e-x. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."
Laughing are u serious?!this really happened?! Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

three words lol.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

if it's a joke: 8/10

if it really happened: 263/15
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nonono

if it really happened 1000 0000 000 0 0 0 0 0 000 0/10
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

zann got exited XDDDDD!!!!!

lol a good joke but it really hapened? i doubt it...
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clearly a joke, but I thought that was quite funny
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