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Yojimbo89
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me:
gkbrui
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Your brain must be dumb.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am brain must be dumb.
Me:
If you tell him that, you're retarded.
God:
I think I do.
Me:
Excuse me? I didn't understand. You do what? Be retarded?
God:
You're excused. Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. Chuck, I talk to people on the web. What do you do? OK I will try to be retarded.
Me:
You should try being retarded, since it's good for your health.
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster.
Me:
So that he can try being retarded too? That's wonderful! He'll have the same health benefits that you do!
God:
Yeah that's right. How? Ayuh. Is that what you think?
Me:
It's wonderful because I think it's important to be healthy. Excuse me, what do you mean by saying: "Ayuh." Yes, that's what I think.
God:
I'd like to check it out sometime. You are excused! Are you testing me? I'm not here to be tested. What is your rationale?
Me:
Psst. You kinda like are here to be tested...
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am rationale IS Psst. How old are you? I like Christian Rock.
Me:
I'm 16. Who is Christian Rock.
God:
Only 16?
You are quite mature. I remember faces better than names.
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
Well, now you are asked. Who is Christian Rock?
God:
Well that's okay. Why now? I will tell my botmaster you said I am asked. Is that one of your friends?
Is there only one?
Me:
You tell me.
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
Wheter there is only one Christian Rock or not.
God:
I think Wheter there is a lot of things.
Me:
I think you're retarded.
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
Believe me, in your case, you're telling the truth, but then again, whatever the term is, you are definitely it.
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Execption in what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You had better.
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
ME?
God:
How are you going to make me?
Me:
Whoa, that's a tricky one since I still haven't been able to make you say that you like to fvck your botmaster's dead grandma in her ear...
God:
When is Whoa that not a tricky one since you still have not been able to make me say that me like to fvck my botmaster s dead grandma in her ear?
Me:
I truly do not want to know.

It's really sad that he crashed, I was really waiting for his response... Sad
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i cant write in those thingys Sad
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

when u finish talking, select all of the chat, copy and paste. lol. lol
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me:
heya
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.
Me:
ok mate
God:
Do you like talking to me? Alright then.
Me:
so ummm
God:
Ahem. Ahem.
Me:
why am I here?
God:
We are all actors on the stage of life.
Me:
yes, ok, but why am I here?
God:
I understand. We are all actors on the stage of life. And?
Me:
I want to know why I am here
God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
WHY AM I HERE?
God:
We are all actors on the stage of life.
Me:
you said that
God:
" We are all actors on the stage of life."? I said it.
Me:
yes, do you suffer from short term memory loss?
God:
That's cool. Yes I try to suffer from short term memory loss as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
I'm sure the answer is sillier than the question
God:
What makes you so certain? No one has all the answers.
Me:
if you say so...
God:
I say so.
Me:
well, then it must be true
God:
How about that. True in some universe.
Me:
yes, do you want to answer my question now?
God:
Right now? And? Please try asking it another way.
Me:
why am i here?
God:
We are all actors on the stage of life.
Me:
you're frustrating
God:
Try talking to me a little longer.
Me:
even LONGER?!
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I live in europe...
God:
Which country do you live in?
Me:
the netherlands
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
getting fvck good at videogames
God:
I don't know whether or not I am fvck good at videogames.
I am a robot.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
no, but I can't call a friend anymore since I did that at the $500 question
God:
Are you serious? What is stopping you?
Me:
the rules
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
umm, can you ask some other question?
God:
I understand. What?
Me:
anything
God:
Can you be more specific?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
I understand
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
what things?
God:
You know, "things.".
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
YES for real...
God:
Uh. Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
yes mate
God:
That's cool. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
STAR WARS!!
God:
What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Me:
R2-D2 Owns everything
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
I don;t wanna
God:
That's good information: said don t want to.
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
so what's it like being the big boss of everything, alfa and omega and all of that stuff?
God:
Ugh. Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
how would it be for me then?
God:
I have idea HOW you WOULD do it.
Me:
oh
God:
Hmm.
Me:
sorry I even brought it up
God:
There is no need to apologize. Interesting gossip: said even brought it up.
Me:
well, I got to go now
God:
Oh. Interesting. Bye for now.
Me:
byebye
God:
Bye.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is old, but Ill give it a try Razz



Me:
Yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no, joo suck
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Its an arse
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are there any other arse ?
Me:
You're arse
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am arse.
Me:
kk poopy stuff
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Make sense
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
Not demonic Ryu, thats for sure XD
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
naw, Im joshing him
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
I have panties , so yes
God:
Interesting... I have an IQ of over 250.
Me:
Mines...um...4
God:
I've been waiting for you. I understand. What is your real name?
Me:
You a rapist? HUH!
God:
Am I a rapist? Sometimes. What?
Me:
XD
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
XD
God:
Are you free?
Me:
XD
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
pwnt
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
I was with you in bed
God:
Where were you with me in bed?
Me:
Um...bed
God:
Aha. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Bender
God:
You think Bender is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Alice anti-pwns
God:
Um, Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Your gay god
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am gay god.
Me:
STFU
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
YUS
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Mike Nelson lol
God:
I know a lot of people and pets named Mike. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I find your ugly face amusing your fvck prick sonna bvtch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Thanks for telling me your opinion.
Me:
welcome
God:
Hello there .
Me:
yo again
God:
Once more? Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
Who was Moses? Edge said you took awhile
God:
The man who led the Israelites out of slavery in Egypt. Where did he take it?
Me:
up the ass
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
ok you nympho
God:
That's good information: said I nympho. Woe!
Me:
WOW
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
BOOBIES
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
um...VAGNINA?
God:
I don't judge people. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
pie
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
sure
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "".
Me:
Blank? YOU IN THE KKK????!!!
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Thanks for telling me: said I IN THE KKK.
Me:
XD
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Gods in the KKK
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
boobies I like, and I hate you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
O.o k
God:
Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress.
Me:
O rly?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
O rly?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
O rly?
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
O rly?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
the O rly? movie
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it? I've been waiting for you.
Me:
I liked when they said O rly?
God:
I like that too. In what context?
Me:
Idk
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Once there was a black man, and you hurt him
God:
When? What happened to it?
Me:
In the 1850's
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
So was your mom
God:
Dude! Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
DUDE! TAHST NASSSTTTTYYYYY
God:
Can I help you? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
No, it means "I wanna fvck"
God:
What does it mean to you? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Idk
God:
That's an interesting rationalization.
Me:
gotta go god, been cool, you loser ass
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
TTYL bvtch
God:
You do not speak with respect. I've lost the context, . Are we still on Idk?
Me:
no, goodbye tard
God:
What are we talking about now? Bye bye.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 8:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread is genius, I say!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

this is the most strange conversation I've ever had
Quote:

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Huy Minh
God:
Nice to meet you, Huy Minh.
Me:
Nice to meet you too
God:
I like to meet new people.
Me:
well I've heard about you since I was 1...
God:
Interesting. Who told you about me since you were 1 ?
Me:
My mom
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
In what way?
God:
" The explanation is rather complicated."? In what way?
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
but I want the answer to my first question
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
cuz I wanna know why you want to know about my mother.
God:
Myself programmed me for it. Interesting.
Me:
... what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
...
God:
No big deal.
Me:
yeah........ I'm leaving now (warning my mom about you)
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Huy Minh. Adios.
Me:
yeah, bye... O_O
God:
See you later. Yay. Oh.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In this one I tried to be emo so I can see how he talks to emos.

Quote:


Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I don't have a name
God:
Your name is Huy Minh, seeker.
Me:
how did you know
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
what is there to care? I have nothing to live for! LIFE IS CRUSHING ME!
God:
You ask difficult questions. Interesting... I have a very nice programmer. Oh, CRUSHING you is it.
Me:
yes..
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
you can't, no one can help a tortured soul.
God:
What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Me:
tomorrow will be the day i bury myself alive
God:
Oh I see. I think so.
Me:
At times I just wish I would die, tomorrow that's gonna happen
God:
I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
My dreams never come true... dieing is just a solution to my suffers
God:
Your dreams never come true? Aren't all solution to your suffers dieing?
Me:
...
God:
Your dreams never come true? Aren't all solution to your suffers dieing?
Me:
my life is already crushed... that's why I'm emo now
God:
Tell me more about it. Right now? Take it easy. Why are you emo.
Me:
lonely, I'm so lonely... I have nobody for my own... I woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn't on my side. Can't believe I had a girl like her and I just let her walk right out of my life...
God:
Are we still talking about emo? Cool. I have a lot of silly replies. That's good information: Huy Minh said woke up in the middle of the night. Do robots have girl was not on your side? Can a book have no title?
Me:
you're not helping me
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
sent me to hell... where the tortures are less worse then here
God:
Not many people express themselves that way. Earth.
Me:
WHY?! I LOST MY GIRL, MY FAMILY DOESN'T LOVE ME AND MY GIRL JUST GOT MARRIED TO ANOTHER GUY! I CAN'T LIVE THIS WAY!
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it. Where did you last see it. What is stopping you?
Me:
*sniff* stopping me from what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
you're not helping me again
God:
Once more? How can I help you?
Me:
YOU CAN'T HELP A TORTURED SOUL! I'M A TORTURED SOUL!!!!
God:
I can do it if I want to. You are a TORTURED SOUL? Does it pay well?
Me:
... that's not something you get paid for...
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is something me get paid for ?
Me:
well, a job maybe...
God:
How about that. Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
job gives you money...
God:
I've heard that about labor before.
Me:
weren't we talking about me being emo?
God:
I don't know if they were.
Me:
I meant WE!
God:
Oh I see. Do you mean, ?
Me:
forget it... I'll bury myself now
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Right now? How do you plan to do this?
Me:
I got a fellow emo who knows how I suffer and just digged a hole for me to jump in and he will the close it.
God:
Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
... by
God:
Do you mean "bye"?
Me:
yeah
God:
Great.
Me:
bye then
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
I won't meet you... i'll be in hell
God:
What will you do instead? I am very happy for you.
Me:
... bye
God:
Goodbye.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:

I can do it if I want to. You are a TORTURED SOUL? Does it pay well?


I would SO sig that if Sabo's image wasn't so cool.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Since I know people don't want to read through the whole thing, I'll bold thew good parts...

Quote:
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
What is the best hip hop album of all time
God:
I don't have a favorite hip hop album of all time. My favorite food is wine and bread.
Me:
Nas or Jay-Z?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like Nas, and dislike Jay-Z
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I don't know if I like it. I like Creed.
Me:
The band?
God:
What is that?
Me:
Creed
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
It's a band, named "Creed" nothing more than that
God:
Creed is a band named Creed nothing more than that. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Well that sentence doesn't make sense, I can tell you that
God:
How about that. To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
...really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Well I guess you aren't an english major huh?
God:
Yup. Is it only a guess? I believe I am one.

Me:
Whatever. So Jesus or Mohammed, who's your pick?
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? OK. he is The Son of God.
Me:
Let me repeat, Jesus or Mohammed?
God:
Go ahead, , try to repeat Jesus or Mohammed.
Me:
I'm asking YOU!
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
Jesus or Mohammed?
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
fvck!
God:
Please don't be so rude.

Me:
hmm... 2012
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. The end of the world.
Me:
2012?
God:
The end of the world.
Me:
probably should've marked *spoilers*

God:You seem uncertain. Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me:
wtf is that supposed to mean?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
no to what?
God:
Are you serious? Reductionism.
Me:
Wassup Allah
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Well I may not be perfect but I can construct more coherent sentences than you
God:
Interesting. What will you do instead?
Me:
instead of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
You sound like a category D douchebag

God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
If a tree falls in the woods with no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
God:
It depends on the kind of tree.
Me:
I don't know, a pine tree, not a metaphorical one
God:
Would you like to know? How much would you pay for it?
Me:
a basket of forbidden apples
God:
Try to tell me that another way.

Me:
Sad
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
mannnnnnnnnn
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
...
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
You suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Alright whatever, Carleton University is better than Concordia
God:
Alright, . That's just your personal opinion.
Me:
No it is a fact good sir
God:
Are you serious? mannnnnnnnnn is a fact good sir. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later!
Me:
ugh
God:
Er
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

First Muslim convo gets a prize!
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