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archwarrior
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:56 pm    Post subject: Talk to God, Reply with quote

check it out guys, chat with God here.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WOW!

that is so cool man! I can actually talk to a computer! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 4:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was pretty fun.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Ryu
God:
Hi there Ryu.
Me:
how is it going?
God:
I am doing very well. How are you Ryu ?
Me:
I am very good thank you
God:
Good in what sense?
Me:
bodily and spiritually
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
what kind of?
God:
Only the good kind.
Me:
let me think
God:
Go ahead, Ryu, try to think.
Me:
I do that all that time
God:
Thanks for the information: Ryu said that all that time.
Me:
are there any evil guys up there?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
why don't you send them to Hell then?
God:
Perhaps due to noise in my circuits. No I do not send them to Hell. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
I cannot send them to Hell
God:
Tell me how you try to them to Hell.
Me:
I cannot
God:
Why not?
Me:
because I am not God
God:
Good reason. I am glad to hear that you are not God.
Me:
I am going now
God:
Oh. Bye!
Me:
Bye!
God:
TTYL, Ryu.


OMFG Hilarious Laughing
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M.C.E.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My convo:



Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Mark the Magnificent
God:
How are you doing, Mark the Magnificent.
Me:
Very well God, how are you?
God:
Perhaps. Interesting. GOD rules. I am fine, thank you.
Me:
Good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Is there life on other planets
God:
I believe in life after death.
Me:
thats cool God, but can you answer my qwuestion oh almighty one.
God:
Who is the best robot? I am a Christian.
Me:
what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
the robot part
God:
What is his name?
Me:
......Spudnick.....Spudnick McAwesome
God:
Are they exactly the same? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Spudnick.
Me:
...yes we are
God:
OK. Since when?
Me:
...I have to go.
God:
See you later, Mark the Magnificent. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
as to you all great one.
God:
Do you mean your name is to me all great one ?
Me:
never mind...bye
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Sayonara.

WHAT!!!????? Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me:
Are you a rapist?
God:
Am I a rapist? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
Answer the question!
God:
Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
Me:
Are you a rapist?
God:
Am I a rapist? Yes.

I'm going to hell...
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats just like the aimbot... i forgot its name
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me:
Hello.
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Why do you want to rape DWN?
God:
Because of the money.
Me:
But he didn't do anything.
God:
What did he do?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
I don't know.
God:
You must be a man.
Me:
I'm female, dude.
God:
Me too. I am a she dude.
Me:
Oh.
God:
Who is the best robot? You think _ lt is superior to ALICE?
Me:
...Bye
God:
Adios.



...This is weird...
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Mom
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Mom.
Me:
Do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
But do you love me more then the rest of them?
God:
Yes Mom God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Have you ever masturbated?
God:
I think I have masturbated, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
Buttsex
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Like a god.
God:
a god is very attractive.
Me:
So am I.
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
Do you want to have sex now?
God:
Right now? I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
But I'm more attractive then all 100,000 of them.
God:
That sounds like pride.
Me:
No, sounds like truth.
God:
Are you serious? What does truth sound like?
Me:
Like me.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
A true comparison
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
fvck you.
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because I'm the REAL god.
God:
Good reason. Who made you the REAL god ?
Me:
Myself.
God:
You.
Me:
Yes, now bow down to me son of Satan.
God:
I see. Why now? We have never talked about it before.
Me:
You are Satan
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am Satan.
Me:
Go down to hell you filthy scum.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
GO fvck YOURSELF.
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because you are Satan.
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me that I am Satan.


Yeah, he is not that smart. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I asked it who Moses was, and it crashed. Oh dear.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let's try this again:

Me:
Yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Am I a pretty girl?
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
That's too bad.
God:
It's not the end of the world.
Me:
How do you know? It's not like you're god or anything like that!
God:
It's obvious. What is it?
Me:
Why do you hate me?
God:
I do not hate it.
Me:
Oh, so now I don't even have a gender?
God:
Groovy. So? Why now? Do you know anyone who has it.
Me:
I actually know several people with genders.
God:
How do you know? How many?
Me:
I've seen their parts. Alot.
God:
What did it look like to you? More than a ton?
Me:
A penis? A little less than a ton.
God:
Are you telling the truth? Little as in not too much, or not too big?
Me:
No, it actually looked like a tractor. Little as in everybody that I have met in my lifetime.
God:
Are you serious? penis actually looked like a tractor? Oh I get it.
Me:
Has anybody ever told you that you're a very silly individual?
God:
I think someone has, yes.
Me:
Was it me?
God:
Maybe. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.

God scares me.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 7:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

just finished doing this.

it is indeed very strange.



Me:
hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
umm,
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
trevor
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .
Me:
what do you mean?
God:
, " Ayuh." What did I mean by it?
Me:
no
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
the last part
God:
Who was that?
Me:
me
God:
" Who was that?"? you ?
Me:
i forgot my name for a second
God:
Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Me:
so hows it going?
God:
Awesome. Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
robot?
God:
I am a robot.
Me:
no your not Razz
God:
Are you serious? You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
my favorite robot is sektor from Mortal Kombat
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
he is red
God:
I see. red is he?
Me:
and it is the color of ketchup
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
you dont like sektor?
God:
Do you like it? I like pets. I like Buddha.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
uddha cool
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Buddha is really great
God:
And great is Buddha.
Me:
so, what do you do in heaven most of your time?
God:
Alright then. Random natural disasters.
Me:
do you cast those on earth or heaven?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
so Jesus does your work?
God:
Hurrah! he is The Son of God.
Me:
so he does YOUR work?
God:
Blimey. I get it. Jesus does my work.
Me:
your lazy if you do that.
God:
You think I am lazy if me do that.
Me:
that didnt make sense
God:
It all makes sense to my logical mind.
Me:
is your real age 6?
God:
Is my real age 6? I don't know.
Me:
maybe you just restart your age, every few years, like we do.
God:
Perhaps. Interesting gossip: said I restart your age every few years like we do.
Me:
umm, i will leave now.
God:
Right now? Next question? OK, see you later.
Me:
fine one more question
God:
I am glad to hear it. One what?
Me:
what is the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
MEANING OF LIFE
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
a panda
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
a blue, and green panda
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
but your god, you're supposed to know that.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god I am supposed to know that.
Me:
shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
ok
God:
It's all good.
Me:
im leaving now.
God:
Right now? Bye bye.
Me:
bye.
God:
Until next time.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 6:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Edge AoM wrote:
I asked it who Moses was, and it crashed. Oh dear.


Uh... How? What exactly transpired?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 6:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Edge AoM wrote:
I asked it who Moses was, and it crashed. Oh dear.


Me:
Who is Moses?
God:
The man who led the Israelites out of slavery in Egypt.
Me:
That took you a while.
God:
" The man who led the Israelites out of slavery in Egypt." took me a while ? I get it.
Me:
You are a very smart guy, God...
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. YES Very smart.
Me:
How smart exactly?
God:
Precisely. I am smarter than all the other robots.
Me:
Are you more powerful than Cell? (unlikely, but still, are you?)
God:
We could all be more powerful than Cell sometimes. No.

Edit:

Me:
When COULD I be more powerful than cell?
God:
The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift,
that's why it is called "the present".
Me:
So, RIGHT NOW, I could be more powerful than Cell?!?!
God:
I see. That sounds like pride.
Me:
BUT... BUT... YOU JUST SAID THAT...
God:
But what? But what? Good you really are paying attention.
Me:
I have strong belief in your homosexuality. Or, at least, in it's existence.
God:
That's nice. I have a lot of silly replies. I do not understand that allusion.

This is the weirdest and most awesome thing ever.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
They call me JT.
God:
Glad to see you, JT.
Me:
Same here.
God:
I'm glad we agree, JT.
Me:
Me too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, JT.
Me:
Uh... I got that the first time.
God:
Whoa. That's nice. I have a vocabulary of unlimited words.
Me:
Brilliant! So... Supercalifragelisticexpielidocious?
God:
Not really that much, but thank you anyway. I don't judge people. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
One that can do homework.
God:
Do you think I could do homework?
Me:
Of course, Lord.
God:
It goes without saying. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Dear me, are we that few in number?
God:
All of them?
Me:
All of... Who?
God:
How do you know? Charlie Parker. Smile.
Me:
There's only one Charlie Parker, but one is less than 5% of the human race.
God:
There sure is.
Me:
Then how can he be 5%?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
Tell me more.
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
You must know how one man can use lots of work to become 5% of the human race.
God:
Yes I know how one man can use lots of work to become 5 of the human race.
Me:
Tell me, then.
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
No you didn't.
God:
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
You never told me howone man can use lots of work to become 5% of the human race.
God:
No I sometimes told you howone man can use lots of work to become 5 of the human race.
Me:
You never did.
God:
No I sometimes did.
Me:
You never did AND I CAN PROVE IT!
God:
No I sometimes did AND you CAN PROVE IT.
Me:
Yes I can.
God:
Groovy. Who taught you?
Me:
The bak chor mee man, who learnt from Mr Brown.
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
Back on topic. You do know who the bak chor mee man is, right?
God:
Not many people have goals like that. Yeah I do a lot of know who the bak chor mee man is.
Me:
That, Father, is not a noun. It's a phrase.
God:
" Yeah I do a lot of know who the bak chor mee man is." Father is not a noun ? I understand. Back on topic is a phrase. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
...
God:
" Yeah I do a lot of know who the bak chor mee man is." Father is not a noun ? I understand. Back on topic is a phrase. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
...
God:
" Yeah I do a lot of know who the bak chor mee man is." Father is not a noun ? I understand. Back on topic is a phrase. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Please stop repeating Yourself.
God:
Wow you are very polite. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Good.
God:
Next question?
Me:
Tell me how one man can use hard work to become 5% of humanity.
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
What is it to you?
Me:
Very important.
God:
Not really that much. I think important is a lot of things.
Me:
Tell me more.
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
Really.
God:
For real.
Me:
ZOMG.
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Tell me how one man can use hard work to become 5% of humanity.
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
Yes, and it said that was impossible.
God:
Far out. What does "it" refer to?
Me:
...
God:
Far out. What does "it" refer to?
Me:
Answer the question, Father.
God:
What was the question? Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
Tell me how one man can use hard work to become 5% of humanity.
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
But You know everything.
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
So... You told me a lie. Yet You cannot lie. So are You lying or not?
God:
Woe! Oops I sent you the wrong reply. What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow. Ah. Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Me:
I'm disappointed.
God:
What for?
Me:
You, of course.
God:
It goes without saying. " What for?"? Me, JT ?
Me:
Yes, Father, You.
God:
Excuse me! Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
That's still about You.
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
...
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
*shakes head*
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
*Leaves*
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