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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Theo Maassen, Najib owns him
Hans Teeuwen, Najib OWNS him
Arie & Silvester, don't know them
Bert Visscher Rules.
Youp van 't Hek, Moment of genius:
*finds his daughter in bed with a boy*
"WTF, Go visit a Whore, son, that's hiw I started!"
his Wife: "heney, I thought I was first"
Youp: "That's what I said"
Freek de Jonge, deep caberet, seriously
Guido, ???
Harrie ???????
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arie & Silvester: very good duo. Rude humour, but very good shows.

Guido Weijers: New generation. Knows what he talks and jokes about.

Harrie Jekkers: Just a name I remembered.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Herman Finkers. inlike the rest of the people we mentioned here, he can get trough a show without swearing once. (well, maybe Freek)
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daemon_Maior wrote:
Herman Finkers. inlike the rest of the people we mentioned here, he can get trough a show without swearing once. (well, maybe Freek)


True. He's an old, wise, comedian. Seen some shows. He's funny. But if you want some good laugh, indeed Najib owns most of them, but Arie & Silvester are my favourites.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait a minute, this was the topic about the Halo Movie!???

Ninja Fortress in all it's glory.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daemon_Maior wrote:
Wait a minute, this was the topic about the Halo Movie!???

Ninja Fortress in all it's glory.


Indeed. We are back on track.

COVENANT!!!!

(I know, lame attempt to get back ontopic)
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, very lame.

Bert Visscher is writing a letter to his GF:

Blah, I love you, blah I'm working

ends with:

I'd like to put some money with the letter, but I already closed the enveloppe.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daemon_Maior wrote:
Yes, very lame.

Bert Visscher is writing a letter to his GF:

Blah, I love you, blah I'm working

ends with:

I'd like to put some money with the letter, but I already closed the enveloppe.

>.>
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Arie en Silvester:

"Kelly in Big Brother. Turned out to be a guy. We noticed that at the start. She came driving up the parking lot and parked backwards in and we said: that can't be a woman."
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Herman Finkers:

I'll have to tell you before my show starts, there's quite an echo in this room. so if you happen to, during this show, frequently think "That one I heard before" ...
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daemon_Maior wrote:
Herman Finkers:

I'll have to tell you before my show starts, there's quite an echo in this room. so if you happen to, during this show, frequently think "That one I heard before" ...


Najib Amhali:

All those religious people who talk about having sex without a condom, the rabbi, the pope and the imam, those people should take a SCD-test.

(SCD = Sexual Carried Disease, made that up myself)
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

STD(secually transmittable desease)

While parking Najibs father hits another car. the onwner of the car is there within a matter of seconds
Owner: "yes, what's the deal? it's always you effing outlanders that cause the trouble, if you're not careful I'll call the police, in fact that's what I'm going to do " *grabs his cellphone*
Najibs old man: "I'm really sorry sir, here you want some whine?"
Owner: "yeah sure why not" *drinks the whole bottle*
Najib's old man: "now, we'll wait for the police."
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daemon_Maior wrote:
STD(secually transmittable desease)

While parking Najibs father hits another car. the onwner of the car is there within a matter of seconds
Owner: "yes, what's the deal? it's always you effing outlanders that cause the trouble, if you're not careful I'll call the police, in fact that's what I'm going to do " *grabs his cellphone*
Najibs old man: "I'm really sorry sir, here you want some whine?"
Owner: "yeah sure why not" *drinks the whole bottle*
Najib's old man: "now, we'll wait for the police."


That one owns sooooo much.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, there's one even better though. 1 word: Efteling.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daemon_Maior wrote:
yeah, there's one even better though. 1 word: Efteling.


Yeah that one is cool too. Using my employer as a joke so to speak (purely coincidentical).
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I usually can't remember any jokes at all, after seeing a show for the first time.
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