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Daemon_Maior Dragon Ninja


Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 2820 Location: The Abyssal Throne of darkness
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:29 pm Post subject: Doku's diary. |
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Post random entries of Doku's diary. _________________

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Dances w Ninjas Hayabusa Ninja


Joined: 18 Sep 2005 Posts: 2413 Location: Out of my vector! Gamertag: Dances w Ninjas
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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Say no more, I already have it written up:
Dear diary
The emporer told me to go kill some random people in some third world village to get a sword so I said "sure why the hell not". I go there, kill some ninjas, get the sword, kill that one purple ninja and I was on my way home.
The end. _________________
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Patrask Common Ninja

Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 95
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:38 pm Post subject: |
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Papickett wrote: |
Say no more, I already have it written up:
Dear diary
The emporer told me to go kill some random people in some third world village to get a sword so I said "sure why the hell not". I go there, kill some ninjas, get the sword, kill that one purple ninja and I was on my way home.
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After my dad confiscated my Xbox i thought that i wouldn't be able to laugh anymore today.
Thanks for proving me wrong. That story was hilarious.  _________________ Ninja Dog - 16,90 mil
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Daemon_Maior Dragon Ninja


Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 2820 Location: The Abyssal Throne of darkness
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:50 pm Post subject: |
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LOL, Still though, is that a yes?
EDIT: forget about this post _________________

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Edge AoM Head Ninja


Joined: 04 Sep 2005 Posts: 1322 Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:10 pm Post subject: |
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Doku's Diary, entry 2.
Dear Diary,
Today I went and b!tchslapped a leather-clad girl inside a monastry. There's probably some kind of metaphor to be made out of that, but I don't really care. All I know is, I've got me a hot babe. AND AIN'T GETTIN' NO HOTTER THAN TEH FLAME GREATA FIEND!
Doku's Diary, entry 3.
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Ookami Dragon Ninja


Joined: 29 Oct 2005 Posts: 2344 Location: San Jose, CA
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:37 pm Post subject: |
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Doku's diary, entry 0:
Dear Diary,
As is my custom on Tuesdays, I had tea with the Emperor. We talked about many things. The oppression of the common peoples, the status of the military, economics, and of course, the status of resistance forces. During the course of the conversation, the Emperor requested that I ransack the Hayabusa village and obtain the legendary Dark Dragon Blade. Apparently, it will make him more powerful than anybody else, ever (Except me. I'm cool like that). I hadn't killed anyone in a while, so I accepted his offer. He gave me this totally sweet sword that feeds on the souls of it's enemies too! How cool is that?!
-Doku, Lord of the Greater Fiends
Doku's Diary, Entry 1 (alternate):
Dear Diary,
Wendsay, hot. Today I ransacked the Hayabusa village. Then I set it on fire. It was great. I killed a TON of ninjas! They were no match for my prowess. I also killed about ten of my men by accident, but eh, they're replaceable. There was this wierd girl, with a wierd glowing jewel on a necklace. I didn't have any idea who she was, but I killed her too, just for fun. Then this ninja showed up. I thought that he would be a challenge, since he had obviously gotten past Masakado. But alas, he was weak. It was over all too quickly. I plan to take the long way home, and ransack some more villages on the way. Oh, and I've got to remember to pick up some milk and sugar at the grocery store too. Friday is the neighborhood bakesale!
-Doku, Lord of the Greater Fiends _________________
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Congratulations! You failed to make sense! |
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miniaznguy Dragon Ninja


Joined: 23 Oct 2005 Posts: 2758 Location: unsuspiciously having an affair with your mom >.> Gamertag: Miniaznguy
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:30 pm Post subject: |
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Ookami wrote: |
Dear Diary,
Wendsay, hot. Today I ransacked the Hayabusa village. Then I set it on fire. It was great. I killed a TON of ninjas! They were no match for my prowess. I also killed about ten of my men by accident, but eh, they're replaceable. There was this wierd girl, with a wierd glowing jewel on a necklace. I didn't have any idea who she was, but I killed her too, just for fun. Then this ninja showed up. I thought that he would be a challenge, since he had obviously gotten past Masakado. But alas, he was weak. It was over all too quickly. I plan to take the long way home, and ransack some more villages on the way. Oh, and I've got to remember to pick up some milk and sugar at the grocery store too. Friday is the neighborhood bakesale!
-Doku, Lord of the Greater Fiends |
Diary Entry 2
Friday's bake sale was a piece of holy sh*t to me, nut fortunately only for a few minutes. I bought brownies for $5.00 only a pair, but nobody made them so i had to buy them. Unfortunately i was short, so i took rachel, and told them i'd sell her for $100. The sellers were extremely willing to buy her, especially unconscious. Then i took the brownies, and killed them. I took rachel back, went behind the stall, and let rachel pose as the bakesale person while i was behing her controlling her like a doll. I made tons of money that day.
~Doku, Lord of the Greater Fiends _________________
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Ninjilla Divine Ninja


Joined: 23 Oct 2005 Posts: 4430 Location: San Antonio, TX
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:00 pm Post subject: |
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Diary Entry
Well, I finally got that sword for the emporer. Dark Kitten Magnet, I think it was. Didnt pay attention. Got a promotion too, Gogohn totally spilled some soda on The emporer. What a noob. Raised my Counter Strike rank, but some guy called "Ryu Hayabusa 123" kepy killing me. Damn De_Inferno map. Well, I guess I will go out and kill some more ppl.
PS. My pimp side buisness is great! Got 3 peaople already. I will use Rachel to make Alma even better, so more money for me! _________________
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Ryu_Hayabusa Shadow Ninja


Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 11145 Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:51 am Post subject: |
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Rename this topic to Doku's Diary. It is hilarious  _________________
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Edge AoM Head Ninja


Joined: 04 Sep 2005 Posts: 1322 Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:21 am Post subject: |
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Ninjilla wrote: |
Diary Entry
Well, I finally got that sword for the emporer. Dark Kitten Magnet, I think it was. Didnt pay attention. Got a promotion too, Gogohn totally spilled some soda on The emporer. What a noob. Raised my Counter Strike rank, but some guy called "Ryu Hayabusa 123" kepy killing me. Damn De_Inferno map. Well, I guess I will go out and kill some more ppl.
PS. My pimp side buisness is great! Got 3 peaople already. I will use Rachel to make Alma even better, so more money for me! |
Memo to self: Possible expansion into dominatrix/whip based activities? |
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Seidon Runaway Ninja

Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 180
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:28 am Post subject: |
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Daemon_Maior Dragon Ninja


Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 2820 Location: The Abyssal Throne of darkness
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:10 am Post subject: |
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Ryu_Hayabusa wrote: |
Rename this topic to Doku's Diary. It is hilarious  |
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Ryu_Hayabusa Shadow Ninja


Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 11145 Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:11 am Post subject: |
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Daemon_Maior wrote: |
Ryu_Hayabusa wrote: |
Rename this topic to Doku's Diary. It is hilarious  |
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Done |
Was just an idea. Too bad I cannot think of one at the moment. _________________
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Daemon_Maior Dragon Ninja


Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 2820 Location: The Abyssal Throne of darkness
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:19 am Post subject: |
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Dear diary,
I went to Marbus in the morning, we made some chocolate chip cookies. and we made al the pieces of chocolate little hearts *teehee*, they yasted like little slices of heaven.
then I went to Alma and we talked about the hostile work enviroment we have, and how everyone hates us. and I just couldn't handle myself, i started crying, you see my mother was a drug addict and my father gay pedofile, so I had a really bad childhood. it's not my fault I'm this mean, really. _________________
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Ryu_Hayabusa Shadow Ninja


Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 11145 Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:23 am Post subject: |
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Daemon_Maior wrote: |
Dear diary,
I went to Marbus in the morning, we made some chocolate chip cookies. and we made al the pieces of chocolate little hearts *teehee*, they yasted like little slices of heaven.
then I went to Alma and we talked about the hostile work enviroment we have, and how everyone hates us. and I just couldn't handle myself, i started crying, you see my mother was a drug addict and my father gay pedofile, so I had a really bad childhood. it's not my fault I'm this mean, really. |
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