Doku's diary.

Daemon_Maior · Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:29 pm Post subject: Doku's diary.

Post random entries of Doku's diary.
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Dances w Ninjas · Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:35 pm Post subject:

Say no more, I already have it written up:
Dear diary

The emporer told me to go kill some random people in some third world village to get a sword so I said "sure why the hell not". I go there, kill some ninjas, get the sword, kill that one purple ninja and I was on my way home.

The end.
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Patrask · Common Ninja Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 95

Daemon_Maior · Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:50 pm Post subject:

LOL, Still though, is that a yes?

EDIT: forget about this post
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Edge AoM · Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:10 pm Post subject:

Doku's Diary, entry 2.

Dear Diary,
Today I went and b!tchslapped a leather-clad girl inside a monastry. There's probably some kind of metaphor to be made out of that, but I don't really care. All I know is, I've got me a hot babe. AND AIN'T GETTIN' NO HOTTER THAN TEH FLAME GREATA FIEND!

Doku's Diary, entry 3.

(numerous scribbles because ghosts can't hold pens)

Ookami · Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:37 pm Post subject:

Doku's diary, entry 0:

Dear Diary,

As is my custom on Tuesdays, I had tea with the Emperor. We talked about many things. The oppression of the common peoples, the status of the military, economics, and of course, the status of resistance forces. During the course of the conversation, the Emperor requested that I ransack the Hayabusa village and obtain the legendary Dark Dragon Blade. Apparently, it will make him more powerful than anybody else, ever (Except me. I'm cool like that). I hadn't killed anyone in a while, so I accepted his offer. He gave me this totally sweet sword that feeds on the souls of it's enemies too! How cool is that?!

-Doku, Lord of the Greater Fiends

Doku's Diary, Entry 1 (alternate):

Dear Diary,

Wendsay, hot. Today I ransacked the Hayabusa village. Then I set it on fire. It was great. I killed a TON of ninjas! They were no match for my prowess. I also killed about ten of my men by accident, but eh, they're replaceable. There was this wierd girl, with a wierd glowing jewel on a necklace. I didn't have any idea who she was, but I killed her too, just for fun. Then this ninja showed up. I thought that he would be a challenge, since he had obviously gotten past Masakado. But alas, he was weak. It was over all too quickly. I plan to take the long way home, and ransack some more villages on the way. Oh, and I've got to remember to pick up some milk and sugar at the grocery store too. Friday is the neighborhood bakesale!

-Doku, Lord of the Greater Fiends
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miniaznguy · Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:30 pm Post subject:

Ninjilla · Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:00 pm Post subject:

Diary Entry

Well, I finally got that sword for the emporer. Dark Kitten Magnet, I think it was. Didnt pay attention. Got a promotion too, Gogohn totally spilled some soda on The emporer. What a noob. Raised my Counter Strike rank, but some guy called "Ryu Hayabusa 123" kepy killing me. Damn De_Inferno map. Well, I guess I will go out and kill some more ppl.

PS. My pimp side buisness is great! Got 3 peaople already. I will use Rachel to make Alma even better, so more money for me!
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Ryu_Hayabusa · Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:51 am Post subject:

Rename this topic to Doku's Diary. It is hilarious Laughing

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Edge AoM · Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:21 am Post subject:

Seidon · Runaway Ninja Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 180

Daemon_Maior · Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:10 am Post subject:

Ryu_Hayabusa · Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:11 am Post subject:

Daemon_Maior · Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:19 am Post subject:

Dear diary,

I went to Marbus in the morning, we made some chocolate chip cookies. and we made al the pieces of chocolate little hearts *teehee*, they yasted like little slices of heaven.

then I went to Alma and we talked about the hostile work enviroment we have, and how everyone hates us. and I just couldn't handle myself, i started crying, you see my mother was a drug addict and my father gay pedofile, so I had a really bad childhood. it's not my fault I'm this mean, really.
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Ryu_Hayabusa · Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 9:23 am Post subject: