Joined: 28 Aug 2005
|Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:41 pm Post subject: yo momma jokes
|ok i made this topic for yo momma jokes, keep it clean, otherwise i might not be able to view this page (parental controls S*CK!!) or use censoring (like f*ck, c*ck, and anything else)
anyways heres mine:
yo momma is so fat, shes got more chins than a chinese phone book
yo momma is so fat, shes doesnt sit around the house, she sits AROUND the house
Joined: 12 Aug 2005
Location: In Daemon Maior's Subconcious
|Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:39 pm Post subject:
|I have a few...
(courteousy of http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/104130.html)
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama's afro is so big, when the bvtch got in my car everyone thought I had tinted windows.
Yo mama is so dyslexic, when I told her to go get the Head and Shoulders, she jumped on my shoulders and gave me head.
Yo mama's ankles are so ashy, it looks like she's wearing socks.
Yo mama's breath is so stank, we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper.
Yo mama's breath is so stank, you can smell it over the phone.
Yo mama's breath is so stank, when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama's breath is so stank, she eats odor eaters.
Yo mama's family is so ugly, people come to your house to see a freak
Yo mama's family is so ugly, her photo album has warning labels on it.
Yo mama's family is so ugly, when they sit down for dinner it looks like the bar room scene from Star Wars.
Yo mama's butt is so bony, she put her drawers on and cut them in two.
Yo mama's butt cheeks are so big, even Moses couldn't part them.
Yo mama's feet are so big and nasty, when she wants jam, she gets someone to run a loaf of bread between her toes.
Yo mama's feet so big, her sneakers need license plates.
Yo mama's ass is so big, she takes up 5 rows of seats in the theater.
Yo mama's ass is so big, she bent over and got arrested for selling crack.
Yo mama's forehead's so big, you could show slides on it.
Yo mama's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama's head is so big, she has to go around the corner to change her
Yo mama's head is so big, she has to wash her hair at Niagara falls.
Yo mama's head is so big, it shows up on radar.
Yo mama's head is so big, when she tries to tie her shoes, the bvtch flips
Yo mama's head is so big, she don't have dreams, she has movies.
Yo mama's legs are like Jif, easy to spread.
Yo mama is so horny, she maintains a personal relationship with the
Yo mama's so dirty, she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out
and said "I'll wait."
Yo mama's so dirty, she loses weight in the shower.
Yo mama's so dirty, even Swamp Thing told the bvtch to shower.
Yo mama's so dirty, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical
Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top.
Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a
Yo mama's so hairy, Jane Goodall follows her around.
Yo mama's so hairy, people run up to her and say "Chewie, can I get
Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
Yo mama's chest hair is so long, its growing all the way down to her dick.
Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
I tried to filter out all of the stupid, and too obscene jokes. I don't think any of these are too bad but if there are any that you think are too much I can edit them out.
Oh and it took me 20 min. to make this post.