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DaLilWun
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heheh, You might know this one.....
How do you kill a blonde?






































Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL Laughing Laughing Laughing (I hope that there aren't any blonde Ninja here)

Here's another from me:

A blonde gets a job as a busdriver. But at her first day at work, the bus she is assigned to drive crashes into a building. Most of the passengers escape unharmed, and so does she. Of course, she has to explain this to her boss. "What happened with your bus?", the boss asks. "It crashed into a building, sir.", the blonde said. "How could that happen? Weren't you paying attention to the road?", the boss askes. "I don't know, I was in the back selling tickets."
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^^^^^^^^^^LMFAO XD XD XD Very Funny Very Funny Very Funny
Why would she be selling tickets when they get their tickets before they enter the bus? xD Funny Joke anyway, heres another one..

How do you know a blonde was in your fridge???















































































Theres lipstick on the cucumber.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Two girls walk through the forest. One is a brunette, the other a blonde. Suddenly, the brunette spots a small dead bird on the ground, and she says: "Hey look, a dead little bird.". The blonde looks up into the sky and says: "Where?".
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Death wrote:
Laughing


Pssst, your avatar isn't working!

Ontopic: I'll post another one if I can think of one.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ryu_Hayabusa wrote:
Death wrote:
Laughing


Pssst, your avatar isn't working!

Ontopic: I'll post another one if I can think of one.
yes it is i could see it!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok then, here's another one.

When does a blonde have an extra braincel?

Answer: when she's pregnant.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Very Funny Very Funny Very Funny Very Funny

What do you call a blonde with half a brain??
-Gifted

How do you stop a blonde driving a tank??
-Shoot the people pushing it!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DaLilWun wrote:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Very Funny Very Funny Very Funny Very Funny

What do you call a blonde with half a brain??
-Gifted

How do you stop a blonde driving a tank??
-Shoot the people pushing it!


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
ROFL
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL! Funny jokes guys. Gotta' remember some of these and tell them to my brother.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sabotage wrote:
ROFL! Funny jokes guys. Gotta' remember some of these and tell them to my brother.


Be sure to pick him up as he rolls over from laughter Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why does a blonde have a braincel more than a cow?

Answer: otherwise she would sh*t the entire kitchen.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

XD XD XD Very Funny Very Funny Great so far, we should post these jokes in the "funny jokes forum/" That reminds me, why are we posting jokes on this forum? : P
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DaLilWun wrote:
XD XD XD Very Funny Very Funny Great so far, we should post these jokes in the "funny jokes forum/" That reminds me, why are we posting jokes on this forum? : P


Because I started a blonde joke Razz
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