DOA movie teaser

Lusty · Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:25 pm Post subject:

Uh, nevermind, apparently I totally forgot about Helena. Ha ha durh ^^;

~Lusty

Lee Woo Jin · Runaway Ninja Joined: 24 Aug 2005 Posts: 906 Location: NY

This teaser makes it look like the worst, most denatured excuse for a vg movie ever. Please, please don't get me started on this thing. I could go off all night. Mad

Daemon_Maior · Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:17 am Post subject:

Maybe I'm too hopefull now, but the combat looks like it could be the only thing in the movie that doesn't suck. Kinda like the matrix.
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archwarrior · Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 7:18 pm Post subject:

i saw the trailer. i was going what the f22222222222222222222ck. the only char i recognize was ayane, due to the purple hair. dont get me wrong, i like the game, but that movie trailer was just plain terrible. i hope this is there more trailer.

any1 saw "8-legged freaks" , they have extremely horrible commerical but the movie itself is pettty good. i hope this is the same with doa movie.
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miniaznguy · Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:45 pm Post subject:

o.0. i thought Itakagi would actually make a good movie out of DOA. this is such a charlie's angel rip off, and i bet it has nothing to do with line the DOA story Mad

and none of the girls in the game not the least act like teenage super hot girls thinking they can get who they want. well, maybe not in tina's case. well at least the girls are pretty hot Love

soooo, its coming soon........yeah tecmo is gonna lose a lot of money on this one. the only people who willwatch this are peoplewho have never played DOA and slave over hot women. im passing on this one unless reviews of the movie say otherwise
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archwarrior · Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 11:07 pm Post subject:

this is what we know. the trailer suck but is the movie will? we dont know that yet. its like "alien vs predator", the commerical awsome but when u watch it, u go "nah, its not great as i thought, but still good". again lets jsut hope its vice- versa for doa movie.
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Ninjilla · Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 11:53 pm Post subject:

Thanks to megla I saw the trailer, and wow, it looks horrible.
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tccox123 · Lesser Ninja Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 23

That trailer makes Batman and Robin look good. Now that is saying something. Why don't we try to make a checklist of the bad things and the good things.

I'll start with the good.
1. The girls are hot.
2. Umm..... thats it.

Here is some of the bad.
1. The dialogue stinks.
2. Charlie's Angels fighting style
3. The apparent lack of a plot
4. Bad acting
5. Horrible cinematography
6. The movie made it past the crack smoking brainstorming stage
7. PG-13 (no benefit of any blood, gore, nudity, or graphic violence to actually entice anyone into seeing this garbage)
8. Someone was dumb enough to finance this
9. Someone might actually be dumb enough to pay money to see this

Here is one more piece of good news. If a movie that is so obviously going to be horrid is able to make it through production and get released, then it gives hope to amateur filmakers everywhere.

archwarrior · Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 1:53 pm Post subject:

i thought itagaki come up with this? anyway perhaps there more than meets the eye. he probaly wondering "they never see it coming".
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Dances w Ninjas · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:52 am Post subject:

I don't think anybody pointed this out so I am going to:
WHY THE FVCK ARE HELENA AND TINA FIGHTING WITH KATANAS!!?!?!?
To add to that, why are they fighting with sheathed katanas? How the hell are you going to kill 300 ninjas with sheathed katanas!?!
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harling13style · Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 8:48 pm Post subject:

Ryu_Hayabusa · Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:27 pm Post subject:

I've seen some pics of the movie. It is friggin' hilarious. It showed a pic of Zack with his green 'beard' on his FOREHEAD.
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harling13style · Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:29 pm Post subject:

where?!
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