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Lusty Spiritual Ninja


Joined: 13 Sep 2005 Posts: 67 Location: Canada, eh?
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:25 pm Post subject: |
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Uh, nevermind, apparently I totally forgot about Helena. Ha ha durh ^^;
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Lee Woo Jin Runaway Ninja


Joined: 24 Aug 2005 Posts: 906 Location: NY
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:28 pm Post subject: |
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This teaser makes it look like the worst, most denatured excuse for a vg movie ever. Please, please don't get me started on this thing. I could go off all night.  |
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Daemon_Maior Dragon Ninja


Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 2820 Location: The Abyssal Throne of darkness
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:17 am Post subject: |
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Maybe I'm too hopefull now, but the combat looks like it could be the only thing in the movie that doesn't suck. Kinda like the matrix. _________________
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archwarrior Shadow Ninja


Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 1375 Location: California
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 7:18 pm Post subject: |
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i saw the trailer. i was going what the f22222222222222222222ck. the only char i recognize was ayane, due to the purple hair. dont get me wrong, i like the game, but that movie trailer was just plain terrible. i hope this is there more trailer.
any1 saw "8-legged freaks" , they have extremely horrible commerical but the movie itself is pettty good. i hope this is the same with doa movie. _________________
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miniaznguy Dragon Ninja


Joined: 23 Oct 2005 Posts: 2758 Location: unsuspiciously having an affair with your mom >.> Gamertag: Miniaznguy
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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o.0. i thought Itakagi would actually make a good movie out of DOA. this is such a charlie's angel rip off, and i bet it has nothing to do with line the DOA story and none of the girls in the game not the least act like teenage super hot girls thinking they can get who they want. well, maybe not in tina's case. well at least the girls are pretty hot soooo, its coming soon........yeah tecmo is gonna lose a lot of money on this one. the only people who willwatch this are peoplewho have never played DOA and slave over hot women. im passing on this one unless reviews of the movie say otherwise _________________
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archwarrior Shadow Ninja


Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 1375 Location: California
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 11:07 pm Post subject: |
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this is what we know. the trailer suck but is the movie will? we dont know that yet. its like "alien vs predator", the commerical awsome but when u watch it, u go "nah, its not great as i thought, but still good". again lets jsut hope its vice- versa for doa movie. _________________
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Ninjilla Divine Ninja


Joined: 23 Oct 2005 Posts: 4430 Location: San Antonio, TX
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 11:53 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks to megla I saw the trailer, and wow, it looks horrible. _________________
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tccox123 Lesser Ninja

Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 23
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:57 am Post subject: |
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That trailer makes Batman and Robin look good. Now that is saying something. Why don't we try to make a checklist of the bad things and the good things.
I'll start with the good.
1. The girls are hot.
2. Umm..... thats it.
Here is some of the bad.
1. The dialogue stinks.
2. Charlie's Angels fighting style
3. The apparent lack of a plot
4. Bad acting
5. Horrible cinematography
6. The movie made it past the crack smoking brainstorming stage
7. PG-13 (no benefit of any blood, gore, nudity, or graphic violence to actually entice anyone into seeing this garbage)
8. Someone was dumb enough to finance this
9. Someone might actually be dumb enough to pay money to see this
Here is one more piece of good news. If a movie that is so obviously going to be horrid is able to make it through production and get released, then it gives hope to amateur filmakers everywhere. |
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archwarrior Shadow Ninja


Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 1375 Location: California
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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i thought itagaki come up with this? anyway perhaps there more than meets the eye. he probaly wondering "they never see it coming". _________________
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Dances w Ninjas Hayabusa Ninja


Joined: 18 Sep 2005 Posts: 2413 Location: Out of my vector! Gamertag: Dances w Ninjas
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:52 am Post subject: |
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I don't think anybody pointed this out so I am going to:
WHY THE FVCK ARE HELENA AND TINA FIGHTING WITH KATANAS!!?!?!?
To add to that, why are they fighting with sheathed katanas? How the hell are you going to kill 300 ninjas with sheathed katanas!?! _________________
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tccox123 Lesser Ninja

Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 23
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:30 am Post subject: |
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Papickett wrote: |
I don't think anybody pointed this out so I am going to:
WHY THE FVCK ARE HELENA AND TINA FIGHTING WITH KATANAS!!?!?!?
To add to that, why are they fighting with sheathed katanas? How the hell are you going to kill 300 ninjas with sheathed katanas!?! |
ummm..... by hitting the ninjas really hard on the head?
Seriously, unless they pull something like Bill did (Kill Bill Vol. 2 deleted scene), its not happening.
What did Bill do you ask? He thrust the sheathed katana towards the guys neck. The guy dodged by millimeters, but the sword was slightly exposed. The tiniest movement and the dude's throat was spraying blood like a hose. |
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Nicolas372 Ninja Dog

Joined: 19 Jan 2006 Posts: 5
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:43 am Post subject: Another 1 |
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Is everything like this these days? |
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harling13style Runaway Ninja


Joined: 12 Feb 2006 Posts: 310 Location: Massachusetts
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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This doesn't really surprise me. I already knew the movie was going to suck. THis only helps confirm it. |
ha! ha! ha! yeah the movie will suck! I saw this trailer a long time ago! I thought man they're going to ruin the game. and they will! _________________ !WHAT A TWIST! |
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Ryu_Hayabusa Shadow Ninja


Joined: 10 Aug 2005 Posts: 11145 Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:27 pm Post subject: |
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I've seen some pics of the movie. It is friggin' hilarious. It showed a pic of Zack with his green 'beard' on his FOREHEAD. _________________
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harling13style Runaway Ninja


Joined: 12 Feb 2006 Posts: 310 Location: Massachusetts
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:29 pm Post subject: |
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where?! _________________ !WHAT A TWIST! |
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