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Ryu_Hayabusa
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:49 pm    Post subject: Belgiums Reply with quote

Yeah, we Dutch people have a whole bunch of em. Here are a few:

Why are the Dutch at war with Belgium twenty years from now?

Answer: Then they understand our jokes about them.

But why do they invade France twenty years from now?

Answer: They don't know where The Netherlands are.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

a man stops in a gas station and sees a group of belgians. one of them says: "25" and the others atart to laugh. another one says: "68" and the others start to laugh. the guy asks what they are doing and why the numbers are funny and one of them says: "we don't want to waste time actually telling jokes so we gave them all a number, that's mutch faster"

the guy thinks and says: "352" the Belgians laugh and laugh, and after half an hour they finally stop laughing and the guy says: "was it that funny" and one of the belgians says: "yeah, we never heard it before."
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL
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