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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:20 pm    Post subject: couple buying a new car Reply with quote

A man and his wife had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town.

He would have settled on a used truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

'Look!' she said. 'I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me!'

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:50 pm    Post subject: Re: couple buying a new car Reply with quote

wizzard wrote:
A man and his wife had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town.

He would have settled on a used truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

'Look!' she said. 'I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me!'

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.


LOL
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol wizard u should be comediant,really
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:32 pm    Post subject: Re: couple buying a new car Reply with quote

wizzard wrote:
A man and his wife had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town.

He would have settled on a used truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

'Look!' she said. 'I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me!'

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 12:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LoL
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